>le secret identity man xD What is he, fucking Lemony Snickett?

yeah he fucked me
t. lemoney snicket

What do i look like?? Tee hee, nobody knows

you'll never get my picture!!

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I can't wrap my head around the fact that such a well known and loved author can be so elusive. Understandable 10-20 years ago, but it's 2016 -- doesn't he have groceries to buy?

>>7973914
its still easy to keep your name private in public. after all, no one's got a viable picture of him in decades and he might pay for things in cash. People might not also know him because he's not the most famous american author ever

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>>7973914
He does buy groceries. If you go to New York you might see him walking around.

>>7973914
He fucking lives in Manhattan. He walks around all the goddamn time. Literally no one fucking cares about him except hipsters and people who can't recognize him now anyways and hipsters don't leave the Brooklyn.

He's not that reclusive. He leads a normal life, he just doesn't want media attention, and he isn't enough of a celebrity with the general public that the media would force itself upon him.

>>7973211
>What is he, fucking Lemony Snickett?

no, just ex-CIA

>>7974959
You reckon? Seriously?

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>>7973914
>doesn't he have groceries to buy?
No. That's how they got Salinger.

just lol @ you if you didnt go to school with his kid and see him all the time when you hang out at his place

>>7975354
Wouldn't be the smallest bit surprised.

>>7973914
How are you suppose to know?
No ones knows how he looks now. The only way it would happen is if he is getting IDed for beer or something, but who is going to check that for an old man?

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>>7976125

>>7973211
Who do you think inspired Lemony Snicket?

I feel like "Lemony fucking Snicket" would have been the superior phrasing.

>>7974074
he sounds like Karl Pilkington

>>7974074
anteaters really are otherworldly

>>7976722
saved

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>>7976722
>Thomas 'pinecone' Pynchon
Classic

>tfw you live in NY and second glace at every old man incase its Pynchon

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>>7973914
He gets his son to do it for him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0yAcfnuuI

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He isn't a recluse, he just doesn't like having his picture taken.

>>7976069
I watched a video yesterday about how he was involved in the LSD mind control experiments and GR is like a confession

>>7975498
Who 'got' Salinger?

>>7976722
>HT: 5-09
Pynchon is a manlet?
dropped

>>7977196
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0yAcfnuuI
i wanna suck this guys dick so bad

>>7978174
Think he's tall, actually. 6'4? Forget how I know that.

whenever you're in manhattan and you smell some reefer burnin' it's probably tommy p

>>7978174
nah he's a tall chad who steals his friends gfs kek

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>>7974074
>went outside
>to the zoo
the absolute madman

>>7978574
Don't you like the zoo anon?

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>>7978598
I love the zoo, it's just that it's pretty much the antithesis of "going outside".

>>7977233
source???
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>>7978217
that's hot

>>7977233
Source now.

I know this is true of Kesey and the unabomber, and there was shady stuff going on in places where he hung out in his early years but this needs some evidence.

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>>7978846
>>7978859

I think anon might be referring to this, highly speculative and from a doco I haven't yet watched.

https://youtu.be/fJ1eu9MX95A

>>7977188
lol id do that too

>>7978406
DUDE

>>7980575
WEED

>>7981788
LMAO

>>7978954
You should watch it, it's at least interesting.