One Sentence Stories

Baby shoes, Discarded.

Baby shoes on the floor, But nobody owns a baby..

That baby has another thing coming!

No luke, you are my baby, NOOO!!!!!

Help, I've lost my baby!

>>7954278
For sale: baby.

But in the end.. we are all just grown babies

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SOME BABY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GUNNA ROLL ME

Eeeerrr, are you going to move your baby, baby... BABY NO!

and the loop was cut and the loop

Baby baby: baby baby.

What are you even doing OP

baby shoes? yuck!

>>7954278
As I looked up to my father, and adjusted my shoes, I thought to my self; I have some big shoes to fill.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass.

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>>7954513
BABY BABY BAAAAYBEH

>>7955046
Sunset found her baby squatting in the grass.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

I keep crying baby baby pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase

Baby!

For hire: baby sitter, never used.

>>7954278
Cleary had been worn! ebay sucks...

what are shoes?
baby don't use me
don't use me
for sale

>>7954677

profound

Sunset found her grass in the squatting baby.

Hey baby, did you sell those babies shoes to that baby?

I hear a baby crying in this ward each morning, but this hospital's been abandoned since 1960.

Saying "I love you," I continue to curse myself.

You're a big guy, said the man, For you, the big guy replied, his voice thick with arrogance.

>>7956214
Doctor Pavel, Big Guy said, his hateful pheromones spraying the interior of the plane, refused our offer in favor of yours.

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Who'd hire a baby as a hitman? asked the man in the shoe store; Your wife, said the baby, as he raised a silenced handgun.

Hit me baby, one more time

I will love you forever, but forever ain't as long, suck my dick till it hurts, or i will keep singing this song.