Please Help

"lol memes"

give up

"Do homework"

>>7934590
"stop fapping"

infinite JEST

>>7934590
Stop gaming.

Send help

You're Gay

>>7934590
Study more.

kill self

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>>7934590
Smash ZOG

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>>7934713
Not to derail this fine thread, but out of curiosity I would like to ask; since we have been secretly ruling the world, for O these many decades abd more doesn't that make *us* the Master Race?
Asking for a friend :)
Thanks,
Rabbi Jewey Greedstein

AAPL buy

>>7934590
Nothing matters

Stay determined.

Apple stocks.

>>7934590
Have Sex

Please help.

no drugs

Thanks, me

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nospacesbecauseicansendyouonlytwowords fearisnotsomethingyoucaneverfullyescapebutwhenyouencounteritinpersuitofsomethingyouwantalwaysremembertoconsideritasignthatwhatyou'reseekingisimportantandIamsavingustimebytellingyoutogetinthehabitofignoringitandtakingaction

Invest in Dogecoin LLC

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more drugs

(OR)

kill self

grow up

How young? If fetus, I would say:

Self-abort!

Fuck her

>>7934752
>.png

>>7934590
BIOLOGY DEGREEEEEEEEEEE

>>7934605
Yesssssss

Start doing cool shit now even if it sucks

>>7934928
Also, spend less time doing good and college. Instead have fun with your friends/network

>>7934590
Focus MMA

ur gay

please
thanks

>>7934590
"Kill yourself"

>End it

Alternatively

>Kill yourself

Buy bitcoin.

>>7934778
younger you should have just learned German

Strive harder.

Learn Chinese.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

invest facebook (or something similar. whatever is the stuff on the stock marked your younger self can buy)

Jonas dies.

Transient?

NO.

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>>7934770
this

>>7934765
I can't possibly imagine how that would go wrong.

Dad cancer.

>>7934590
Oil Paint

>>7934590
dad hospital.
>>7934765
this is better than 'kill self'
>>7934923
why? bio degree is generally a pre-med. I'd say engineering is more quick and less stressful, don't recommend tho (am undergraduate)

See psychiatrist

>>7934590
fuck everybody

Read books

>>7934590
Don't Drink
Don't Smoke
Don't Drugs
Don't videogames
Don't Girls
Please Study
Read Faggot
Cut Hair

Any one of these is fine.

>>7936153
that is all terrible advice
except maybe please study

>>7936153
Read, tonsure.

>>7936155
Given my current state I strongly disagree.

Inside job

>>7935712

Underrated boast

>>7934590
'suicide, faggot'

>>7934590
'sports almanac'

Choose drawing

Write now!!!!

>>7934590

>Change Nothing

Without having wasted all the time I did, on things I now consider "a waste of time", I wouldn't know what a waste of time is.

>This is a classic "what do you regret" garbage essay assignment.

There is no way to know what you would regret (in terms of minor things. Not murder or some next level shit) without having committed that regret to begin with. Do I wish I studied instead of the games I played in high school.

NO

I only know I could have used that time wasted better. I wouldn't know that otherwise and I'm glad I realized it was a waste before it was to late. I have no regrets in my life what so ever

Write your essay on that and your stupid fuck face teacher will have respect for you

>>7934590
"Relax, everything is going to be fine"

>>7937499
Damn it's two words : "don't worry" then but then again where would I be if I didn't worry all the time.

>>7934590
engineering major

>>7934590
git gud

>>7934590
Baby Shoes
Accept Islam
Floss Daily
Stretch Daily
Masturbate Less
Stop that

keep kylie

>>7936076
Thats... Sad, man, I'm sorry about whatever happened.

Waste time

Rare pepes

>>7934590

wew lad

not Olivia

>>7934590
Get adderall

helium mask

enjoy studying at university more, and worry less about grades and getting into elite universities

>>7934758
NFLX long

Justa mole.

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dont worry

>>7934590
"kill self"
"flex spine"
"go gay"
"read Hegel"
"you're fag"
"gets worse"
"stupid cunt"
"NAMBLA mascot"

Just fuck the crazy chick, she's moving in a few months turns out anyway. Don't be a wizard

>>7936153
>Don't Girls

>>7934590
Exercise everyday.

>>7938357
"Everyday" is an adjective. You mean "every day" (two words :P).

Shit's metasticized.

>>7934622
Beat me to it

>>7938419
chuck'ld

>>7934590
One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say, "One day, you will have an opportunity to say something to your younger self. Make sure you say...

I'm tired

>>7934590
no internet

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Read Žižek

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STOP DAD

Never fart

Don't skype

>>7938888
nice quads

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>>7938548
this

>>7938899
Nice dubs

>>7934701
>>7934701

>>7938917
Nice jack fuckin' shit

just give up.

Max Stirner

Call CPS

two words

GET TESTED

Non-Resistance. PUA.

>>7934590

Cherish her while you still have her.

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ÞUNGUR
U
N
G
U
R

HNÍFUR
N
Í
F
U
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Tell her.

>>7934923

oh hey marco

eat less

ur fag

Ncomputer Oscience

>>7934590

"Candle Ja-"

There might be much more important things to say, but I believe this is enough.
Dear younger self, please hand your work in on time. No matter how busy you may be during the week, just get it done.

>>7934590
Quit dope

gap year

>>7934590
Nothing Matters.

>>7936153
AT LEAST I CAN
FUCKING THINK

>>7934590
give up

EAT MONEY

>>7938488
wankey wankey

REJECT APATHY

study ornithology

baka desu senpai

>>7934590
AAPL investing

B.E yourself

from the

stretch wrists

two words

Start Cutting

>>7934765
>Love this guy

>>7934883
>>7935200
>>7936258
>>7938049
Acceptable

"lol fagget"

Chase Larisa

murder bailey

Never Better

AVOID 4CHAN

>>7934590

Exposition; denouement.

>>7936076
>Dad cancer.
this

>>7934691
this is actually pretty good

>>7934590
Écoute Mehdi.

Watch anime.

Acquire currency

>>7934590
vote trump

>>7934590
"Please Help."
You wrote it before you even posted it.

>>7936243
thank you so much for acknowledging my post.

google existentialism

>>7934590
clam nigger

Invest Google

pull out

>>7934590
Help them.

I'm writer

>Wear retainer.

I am 20 now and had my braces off when I was 15 but I didn't care enough about my hygiene and health to actually wear the retainer that I was given for free by the NHS. Now my teeth are pretty straight but they are starting to move in ways they wouldn't have if I had have just listened to the dentist.

15 year old me still probably wouldn't listen but damn, if only I had have listened to the dentist!

>>7934928
>>7934931
>what are two words

levi dies

>>7934590

cosby innocent

>>7934590

lift

ittrulywas aninfinitejest

Fuck her

Get help

fight on

>>7934590
No nitrous