DFW

>I'm writer.

>I'm writer.

>>7888682
>>7888683

I'm a writer (sorry)

I'm writer

>>7888675
ya blew it

>>7888693
sorry, I'm a writer (sorry)

>>7888675
That bad, eh?

I'm writer two

Here's your (Sorry).

>>7888675
i burst out laughing at that
thanks op

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>a real human bean

>>7888675
>I'm writer

>>7888675
I'm reader. Love your stuff.

>>7888856
I write

>>7888868
i'm chuckler and had a good chuckle over that.

>>7888806

me writer three

>>7888675
Today I picked up my copy of Gravity's Rainbow, opened it, inhaled deeply, and pondered the ineffableness of it all.

I'm writer.

Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday; I can't be sure.

I'm writer.

Poo in loo.

I'm writer.

>>7888675
I pooper. good poop just did me.

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Writer be cry.

Was Hal autistic?

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pic related (OP)

>>7889205
He kind of looks like DFW.

>>7889166
Mamam* (sorry)

cum on cat, hiss at penis. never worn.

“Oh, Jake,” Brett said, “we could have had such a damned good time together.”
Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Brett against me.

“Yes,” I said. “I'm writer."

Dr Pavel, I'm writer.

>>7888675
Get this sweathead outta here

This thread is funny.

See the writer

>>7889543
You're big writer

>I'm writer

what did he mean by this?

>>7889594
It's an inherently visual medium

The banality of this thread is palpable.

You're writer? Pfff. I am legend.

David Wallace , who died years ago and makes a meme.

It`s so great.

He`s writer.

Call me writer

>>7890119

something very sad

>>7890630
writer

>>7890119
(Sorry)

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>>7888675

I'm writer comes across the first time. I cried before, but there is nothing to I swear to now.

Is
>I'm writer
lit's hot new mey-mey?

>>7888748
sorry, but it's "sorry, I'm a writer" (sorry)

beautiful words. beautiful mind.

>>7889990
U U U U

>>7891951
It's now.

>I'm writer.
OP probably hung himself with a belt and all he left behind was a terrible thread on the literature board of 4chan. No discernible talent

>>7892058
You're critic?

>>7892117
He's Boom

>>7892121
I'm Pound.

>>7892124
Oh, (Sorry)

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>>7888675
>>7888682
>>7888683
>tfw i r riter

>>7892117
I'm writer (sorry)

I've always known you all were sorry writers.

>>7890119
You're right anon.
But OP's writer.

You are about to begin reading OP's new novel, I'm Writer. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the TV is always on in the next room. The TV is banal and I'm writer.

I have the most beautiful hands. I'm writer.

>>7888675
You're right, but I'm writer.

>forcing a meme for over a day now

>>7892037
it's already over, this thread killed it.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>7892547
>>7892553
>>7892555
>collective self-awareness process engaged
>begin post-meme phase
Are we human... or are we writer?

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>>7892577

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the new day dawns

>tfw writer

i have literally punched my wall after reading the op because i was so fucking happy

>tfw (sorry)

Please don`t archive this thread.

I`m bump.

>>7892724
>dfw and but sorry

>>7892979
I'm sage (sorry)

We writer will keep this alive. Long live-

>I'm writer.

>>7893040
Sorry, but this meme should be nipped in the bud (sorry)

>>7893350
>apologists attempt to split from meme orthooxy
Check. What's next?

>>7888916
Like a journalist?

>>7893530
No, like writer.

>>7893550
Oh, you mean books and stuff?

>>7893579
I'm writer.

>>7892604
What's the backstory to this?

>>7888675

And thus new meme was born. I'm writer.

To be writer or not to be writer, that's writer

still open?

>>7891113
>Hello? Yes, this is water

>>7888675
David just really gets it. He gets ME. I've been posting some his quotes on Tumblr and Instagram, hoping to impress a certain gal in my class. Hope it works! Any tips on if it doesn't?

>>7896778
>DFW
>hoping to impress a certain gal
12/10 very subtle not-so-subtle bait

>>7888675
Writer be cry.

Dr. Pavel, I'm writer.

Today I fingered my girlfriend's butthole for the first time.

I sniffed it. I swear.

I'm writer.

>>7888675
Today I jerked off using my left hand.

I came harder than ever before.

I'm writer.

apology for poor english

when were you when wally david fosters dies?

i was sat at home eat semen nuggets when OP call

'I'm writer'

'no'

>>7888675
Today I went to the gym for the first time in a month.

I got bored and left after 15 minutes.

I'm writer.

>>7896778
become writer

>>7896763
did you just come up with that?

>>7889516
Holy shit

>>7888675
im writer mmmmmmh

Is this a meh-meh thread?

>>7898030
Depends. Are you memer?

>>7898827
I'm big memer

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into writer.

>>7899517
For you

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I'm

>>7896778
hang yourself

Your writer

Over 100 posts!

>>7900656
Replies (sorry)

>>7888675

What did he mean by this?

>>7900839

Something about being emotional because he felt a chord with DFW through his writing.

That was the first mistake because some parts of lit don't like DFW. But he cemented it by saying that final statement.

Today I explained to you what he meant.

I cried. I swear.

I'm writer (it's time to fucking stop).

>>7900865
You're wrong.
I'm writer.
(Sorry)

H-hi wr-writer I
*farts*
Oh uh excuse m-me I I
*shifts uncomfortably*
*eyes water*
I didn't m-mean
*farts*
Oh uh oh I
*plop*
S-sorry
*blushes*
*wipes with hand*
Mm sm-smells pretty g-good
*licks hand*
Mmmmmm

>>7900960
This was good
You're good writer

>>7900960
>>7900957

There was something really beautiful and sad and so but therefore banal about what you both said. I hope you know that.

>>7901024
I'm knower.
Are you hoper?

>>7901024
I like how /lit/'s impressions of DFW have gotten increasingly inaccurate and mediocre over time

>>7901171

Impressioner person here. I know. I'm sorry. And I even like DFW.

>>7901171
Like DFW's impression of French? Can't you into meta-irony?

>>7888675
>ywn be writer

>>7901786
Hi I'm writer
(sorry) you will never me

>>7888675

I choked up when I read that chapter with himself and his father in 1960. Serious feels.

>>7893728
David Foster Wallace tends to use the same sort of phrases (I guess that's what you'd call them) in everything he writes which are entirely exclusive to himself. E.g. w/r/t, viz. (hes the only one who uses it in a non-scholarly application). He also wanted to fuck David Lynch, or more likely get dominated by him in a Lynchian manner (goddammit this chapter is ridiculous).

Im taking the opportunity to come out of the closet
Thank you for understanding and loving me regardless

>>7902749
On a scale from Jest to Infinite, how high are you right now?

where is writer. he said he'd be (sorry) by now

>>7892025

>grashing dis blane
>and no one live thru it

>>7888675
My name is Patrick Bateman, I'm 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myelf. I'm writter.

>>7889249
Marmaset*

>>7902555
I laughed hysterically

>>7906414
He's laugher.

>>7888675
What a stupid pretentious title for a book.

Wardine, that be u?

writer, please don`t go

>>7906584
Wardiner (sorry)

Hi, I`m OP

I read more stories from David.

Still crying, I swear to eternity.

I`m a writer. This is the problem.

>>7888675
>tfw you get infinite jest as a correct quiz answer and you only know it from lit memes

>>7908162

No. The real problem is I can`t speak english very well to make a extend response.

>>7908162
Did the question involve tennis