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He applied to art school, being inspired by surrealism, and that night tucked his watercolors carefully into his suitcase for Savannah, Georgia.

>>7888600
Sticky hands reminded him of the razor that slit his arms a few days ago. "Why can't I stop masturbating to her panties" he thought, removing the panties stapled to his head, zipping up his pants.

and the worst thing about it all was
I NEVER LEARNED TO DRAW PERSPECTIVE!

>>7888636
>what is surrealism

>>7888641
Hey, you asked. Don't post your shitty drawings on 4chan.

He placed the drillbit into a previously hollowed out skin pocket located on his temple hold together by a clothespin and began his journey.

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'Drill, I...' he mumbled, piercing his head to eradicate the pain.

Blindstruck at
birth, he could see now clearly.

Sweet relief overcame him when the perforated edges of the drill dug into his head.

His mouth started to water as the joy of physical pain disconnected him from reality.

he finally finished his elaborate makeshift glasses, using his watch body, the strap remove from one side, a clothes pin, and a piece of scrap metal from the yard, only then remembering scrap metal does not account for bad eyes, nor can one actually see through it at all

he shed a tear for the lack of foresight.
"i am blind, both mentally and not. just kill me god."

"Why? Why do I always close both my eyes when I need to scratch my cheek as I remove the mechanism from my head? None of the others have to do it this way. Am I a fool? Is my mechanism flawed?" The inquiries rattled through his divided mind. One division an insect, the other has jilted the device. So it begins to drill, and again he closes both eyes as he scratches his cheek as he tries to remove the mechanism from his head.

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>>7888641
>>what is surrealism
Not the complete lack of perspective, I can assure you.
When did you last have a dream that was flat like some shitty Egyptian art?

>>7888688
>not knowing anything about art.

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>>7888688

>>7888626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tk3tlWpeWe

>>7888703
yes, and? it's floating in front of his face

>>7888653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D92ItZ48VQ

>>7888665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s10OnX4SRS

>>7888681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1agv2uML2xo

>>7888713
Just saying that surrealism is surreal imagery showing inner workings of ones mind. It has no set rules. There is surreal literature. It doesn't have to be to scale or right dimensions it's the opposite of that. It's subconsious imagery.

>>7888685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySIbZ0tQka

>>7888687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yJQHQ5s99c

Louis looked around on this godforsaken moon. For the first time in his short life he was alone. Immediately he missed Cathy's thick forest, filled with all his friends and family, he missed Louise his wife, he thought sadly of his children and his favorite Louis Jr, who he would never see again. He at least consoled himself with the fact that half-starved already, and without shelter he would see his parents again. His parents who weeks earlier had been cruelly taken from him by that devil, the wet comb. Louis curled up and waited for death.

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Made this out of it.

>>7888739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cWW8ohsOA

"I definitely need to complete at least two squeezes of the drill trigger switch before my date with Laura" Sam stated confidently.

A tingling sensation overran his whole body as he let his finger off the trigger after the last cycle of drill motion numbed the side of his head.

With one swift lick he swiped the blood that ran down his nose and stopped being alive.

>>7888787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ze9jfWhzSw