So, what is the last sentence of your novel?
>And but so it goes
And but so he finally realized that the real INFINITE JEST was the friends he made along the way.
>The end
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(inside joke from characters from another book followed by a purposefully misspelled word that will be agonized over for years)
And but so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
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He had learned at least one thing since that first fateful day: it really had been a dark and stormy night.
and but so she was the social justice warrior.
Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
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and but so, eheh, the thing is it just, wow...
The End
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Such is life, and always thus on...
The Road
Gape eyed at the crows perched on the meridian.
Never come back.
and but so, he walked away into the sunset, awaiting the calling of Lot 49.
Now, read it again.
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he was never seen or heard from again.
[he actually returns in the sequel]
He sighed heavily, and closed the newspaper.
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Gee golly, thanks David!
Oh, I thought, this must be love.
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He laughed of himself, he laughed of his mother, he laughed of his faithful followers and his old colleagues, the priest and the television, and at that night, he laughed of [title of the novel, which is a joke that alludes to the main character].
He took a step.
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>as he came into her, his prehensile appendage of pleasure illuminating her depths, he realised she was no liar, and would not lie to him in such a moment, "no" he thought to himself, "its not possible", "it cant be real"; then he looked into her eyes and knew that she was his sister, blood of his own blood, birth of the same womb.
the same as the title of the book
Now everybody—
Cunt.
He dressed the last of his wounds and got back up to play; he was now, and knew he would forever be, a chunky boy.
and then he woke up realizing it was just le dream XD
And with a toss, ate him whole.
Mind the pronouns.