Everyone except for Pierre and Boris are blowhards. Fight me

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Mary is best character
Sonya second best

Mary x Sonya slashfiction when

>>7855611
>Mary is best character
>Sonya second best
Mary was annoying
>She's ugly but when she gets sad she's beautiful and by the end of the book she is Natasha tier beautiful.

andre is pretty much /lit/, except /lit/ has no war to go and try to lose their anomie in

>>7855922
You only care about looks? She had the purest heart and most noble soul of anyone in the book ( beside Sonya)

>>7855308
Is there a character in XIXth century fiction more based than Pierre?

>>7856993
Jean Valjean

>>7855922
Nicolai Rostov is broke and suddenly the filthy rich Marya literally looks a lot better to him. I don't think a neutral observer would think she was much to look at.

>>7856993
D'Artagnan

>>7857110
Who would win in a Pierre vs Jean deathmatch?

Prince Andre was the shiz

I once saw some fanfiction where someone had made Anatole Kuragin and Dolokhov werewolves and Anatole was anally fucking Dolokhov with his stumpy leg. I don't remember the specifics.

>>7855308

Platon Karataev is best character

>>7857222
Pierre, assuming Jean Valjean did something to piss him off.

>>7857275
Those are all the specifics needed, thank you.

Natasha is loli-tier imo.

>>7855611
Are you me? if yes good easter

Correct, OP. Good job realizing War & Peace is a bloated experiment that unfortunately detracts from Tolstoy's best works (Anna Karenina and his short stories/novellas)

>>7859557
nabby pls

>>7857210
I guess I'm a full pleb to not realize that.
>>7856070
She's to pure and that's boring.

>>7855611
Who the fuck is Mary? You mean Marya?

How do I Pierre mode?

>>7859914
>"I'm an insufferable cunt please rape my face" the post