>Story is written entirely in second person narrative

>>7849741

That's fine if it's a choose your own adventure

>>7849741
If you finish the book, will You die?

>>7849741
(You)

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>Book is written entirely in the epistolary form

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>>7849741
>Book is over 1000 pages

>>7849741
Fuck off, Bright Lights Big City is great.

>>7849758
Fuck off, Ultime Lettere di Jacopo Ortis is great.

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>book is about a teenager with no serious interpersonal or emotional issues to speak
>book is about a teenager that becomes unreasonably skilled in a short period of time because they're a "natural"
>book is a teen romance

>>7849741
>book is written without quotation marks or dialogue tags

>book has conversations in a chatroom format

>>7849778
Fuck off, La Recherche is great

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>book has a section or multiple sections rendered needlessly in heavy dialect (often containing errors in the usage of the dialect itself), rendering the passage into a mashed potato of words

>>7849758
>>7849758
Son, you're denigrating one of the oldest and most basic novelistic forms. Let's have some respect, yeah?

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>>7849741
>story is written from the pov of an inanimate object

>>7850328
Fuck you, man, Oxen of the Sun was great.

>>7849741

>professor mentions that you can technically also write in the second person
>professor then says "but whatever you do, don't do that because you'll fuck it up"

>>7849741
>Story is written

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>>7849778
>book is under 1000 pages

>chapter is one run-on sentence that starts and end mid

>>7849778
That's a big book

>>7851176
FOR YOU XD

>>7851179
I got the reference

>>7850311
Fuck, that book is terrible.

>>7849784
Story of My Life is better than Bright Lights, Big City

>>7851176

If I ripped off its cover, would you cry?

>>7849758
I liked Dracula.

>>7850295
>book is about a teenager that becomes unreasonably skilled in a short period of time because they're are the chosen one

>>7850305
Fuck you McCarthy is gold

>book ends three sentences after the serial killer is killed

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> book is written in simple present.

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>story takes place entirely in one dimension

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>>7853579
>book is written in complex present.

>>7853579
>>7853618
What's the difference?

>book is translated by using google translate

I'm looking at you Metro 2033

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>>7853586
>story takes place in only two dimensions

>>7853654
the degree of complexity

>>7850348
That sounds like fun
I want books about shit like chairs
/lit/ give me recommendations

>>7853965
Disney's Beauty and the beast

>>7851208
I didnt

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>>7849741
>Book is written

>>7853557
Book is about a nation that becomes unreasonably skilled and chosen

>>7849741
>the entire point of the series is for the main character to finally let go, on what he did during the war. Instead he refuses and lives in an infinite loop until he finally accepts his fate

>>7849758
The sorrows of that german fag were alright

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>book is braille only

>>7850311
Fuck off, The Northern Caves is a decent read.

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>book is genuinely interesting but the woman in the seat in front of you won't turn to the next page and your stop is coming up

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>>7853965

My lecturer is a novelist and wrote a
novel from the POV of a Sumerian pot


>pic related

>>7858569
I wonder who could be behind this book

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>>7858488
>in a language you don't speak

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>>7853579
>>7853618
>the book is written in intermediate present

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>>7853579
>>7859011

>The book is written in the infinitive

>>7849747
>Reading a cyoa
>90% of options end with "wrong choice, you died"

>>7858569
I thought that was a rare Pepe at first

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>book is nonergodic

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>>7859019
>the book is written in the pluperfect subjunctive

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>book features traditional storytelling elements such as characters and setting

>>7859010
Why is there something about this person that legitimately turns me on

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>book is composed of moving images at 24 fps that are accompanied by recorded sound

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>>7859094
>book is serialized and broadcast through a series of images refreshed at 29.97 frames every second and broadcasted to the public via signals transmitted through coaxial cables or light pulses through fiber-optic cables once every week.