What's the stinkiest book you've read /lit/?

porno mags always has that weird smell to it
don't know why, that is if anyone is old enough to remember them

I kinda like the smell of old books.

Anthem

>>7816735
gee i wonder

My copy of Milkbottle H is pretty old. From '67, and sure, I have older books, but this one's in pretty ratty condition. Only cost me $4 though, so I'm not complaining.

Then again, I haven't actually read it yet. My copy of The Bostonians, by Henry James, is pretty old/stinky though, and I HAVE read that.

vineline, smelled liked like some weird chemicals one might use to embalm a body, at least that's what it made me think of, maybe if it didn't smell like chemical death i would have enjoyed it more, but it did and i hated it

Portrait of the Fartist as a Young Man

A Tale of Two Shitties

>>7816705
This fat girl at high school made fun of me when I tried smelling a book. I don't know what her problem was.

I've got a deckled edge Anna Karenin from the 40s that is pretty dank spelling

I ordered a used 1966 edition of Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me from some seller on Amazon

Its pages are dark brown and I shit you not it reeks like weed. It was definetely sitting in some grow op storage room. So fitting I love it.

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>>7816705
There was a book of collected poetry by some woman in a local library that always smelled like unwashed smega cock. At first I nearly gagged and threw up at the smell and put the book back. But the next day I was at the library, I felt really horny, and remembering the book went to it, giving it a whiff, I was diamonds. I issued the book out for the week: lay in my bed naked, headphones playing porn, the smelly book I splayed over my face so I could inhale the stink. Jerked off for hours, nearly had a seizure at the end after I blew a massive load.

I turned it into a ritual though where I'd not wash my cock for a week (the worst was two weeks) and when I issued it out I'd rub my stink all over it, to strengthen the stench. Maybe that's how it's stayed so smelly over all these years, there must be others like me, we're all sharing and contributing towards the book's stench.

The poetry was alright as well, I guess.

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>>7816957
what is wrong with you

>>7816895
A fat girl at high school tried to make fun of me by asking 'Would your dad be mad if he knew you weren't a virgin?'

Seeing as I barely knew her and definitely was a virgin I can only assume the fat was causing her to have a stroke or something

Also The Stinky Cheese man, OP

>>7816957
pretty hot t.b.h

>>7816957
The poetry was alright as well, I guess.

kek

The perfume and the orgy

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As far as I remember this series had some scratch-and-sniff shit going on. Some was vile-smelling; some, not.