The ides of March are come, /lit/

and so have i

>>7814872

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

HE WAS MY FRIEND
FAITHFUL AND JUST TO ME

>>7814904
He was pretty ambitious, tbqhwy family member. At least I heard one honourable guy say so.

>>7814951
[Enter Mark Antony]

Mark Anthony: lol no

[Exeunt Antony]

>>7814872
What is some good Caesar lit?

>>7815006

Brutus: [betrays internally]

corn

>he doesn't mutter SPEAK HANDS FOR ME as he's starts jacking off
shame on you

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ide dont give a fuck

Brando is the goat Marc Antony, Heston can go to he'll , he'll , he'll. *weasel laugh *

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>>7815038
>liking Marlon ''if I shout at random times that's gonna make it better'' Brando better than GOAT actor Heston

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>>7815038
>>7815044
>Heston
>not Richard Burton

How can you not love him when he goes
>PFFT Agrippa, PFFT Octavian.

>>7815018

[Antony teleports behind Brutus' back]
"pssh...nothing personnel"

[Casca teleports behind Caesar's back]

Casca: pssh...nothing personnel, Caesar.

[Casca stabs Caesar]

[t'was a hologram]

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...I-is it safe yet?
...A-are we gonna make it?

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>>7816855

>>7818014
CASCA DON'T

>>7816855
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fucking kek

>caesar did nothing wrong and the republic deserve to fall
>fedora.JPEG

>>7818948
>caesar was ambitious
>*tips will*

>>7814872
>but not yet gone

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FUCK CAESAR, LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC

CARTHAGO DELENDUM EST

>>7818961
actually

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>>7818960
>will

I'm here to get my part of the will and fuck up Mark Antony dumbass

>>7818970
you just posted a picture of caesar

>>7815014
Plutarch's Lives

>>7819038
Caesar doesnt look that pure, nigger

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>>7818981
>delendum
Carthago Delenda Est
"conjugate the verb"

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>>7819030
Not if me and my gf can do something about it

>>7818981
takes the gerundive pleb

>>7819045
>>7819050
I am genuinely sorry, I misremembered.

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>>7819049
>something about it
You could always try suicide, you two faced devil

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>>7819060
how about 20,000 men up your mighty and powerful ass?

>>7819112
foucault tried it and look how he ended up

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>>7819112
Do I have to slap a faggot and make him cry all the way to Egypt with his nigger lover?

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>>7819125
I'd like to see you try, goddamn it why do you have so many fucking statues you prick

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>>7819134
Pax Romana, nig

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>>7819164
FUCK ME IN THE ASS

>>7819178
>Over 5,000 killed;
200 ships sunk or captured

JUST

>>7819041
define pure

>>7819189
>Don't worry Antony, 2000 years from now 20th Century Fox will make a film that's going to cost 4 times what you probaly had to pay for your soldiers to die at Actium

>>7819204
Cicero
>>7819213
why worry about that. When people will remember Mark Antony as that famous Spanish singer?
Worth all of the roman bloods, man

>>7819229
>mfw bought every Cicero text available from Oxford Classics during the leap day sale
>mfw I can't read any of it until I read the two books by/about Demosthenes which I also got
>mfw I can't read Demosthenes until I finish reading Plato

fuck

>>7814877
understated, yet perfect first reply, bravo /lit/

>>7814884
PC master race reporting in. Caesar sucked.

>>7820680
BUT HERE'S A PARCHMENT WITH THE SEAL OF CAESARBOX, 'TIS HIS WILL

AND TO EVERY GAMER HE GIVES

75 REHASHES AND FPSs

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>>7819030
>>7819049
>>7819060
>>7819112
>>7819125
>>7819134
>>7819164
>>7819178

kek