Reading: outdoors or indoors?

>>7812333
My hammock is ideal, but I do get vertigo sometimes.

>>7812333
>outdoors

Are you a dirty animal?

stupid weeb

I love reading outside in my parents back yard, except for one problem. There is a large swimming pool that attracts all sorts of biting, stinging, and buzzing insects. In the months when all those little fucks finally die it's too rainy and cold to read outside. Are there any hot /out/ tips for getting rid of wasps? I keep bugging my parents to get one of those electric traps but they just laugh and basically call me a pussy.

>>7812372
How about you grow up and move out of your parents basement before you post again, buddy?

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>>7812377

No. Me want postey now.

>>7812372
You gotta poison the fuck of the areas where they live with regular hornet spray and also consider peppermint oil, which fucks with them and doesnt poison you.

And you gotta leave the bodies there, because it warns them not to come back.

Ive fought em on my deck for two years and if you poison the shit out of them early in the season and again in like june, you're good until fall.

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>>7812333
>outdoor
Excessive sunlight, literally cannot see pages
Wind
Rain
Insects
>indoors
Comfy
Warm
Nice seating

>>7812377
No one should ever do this.

>>7812388

Okay, thanks for the tip. I don't want to get stung again :^(

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>Can't read outside because I'm a fucking sperg and would probably make an ass of myself
>Can't read in my home because my mother and sister never shut the fuck up

Fuck my life

outside in summer, inside in winter

>>7812716
bro i haven't showered in two days and i'm wearing a hoodie three sizes too big that hasn't showered since last summer and i just rode the subway home hypercaffeinated while pacing back and forth reading a book about BDSM with porno on the cover, spinning a pen around, talking to myself, and gesticulating like an insane person

do whatever you want literally all the time, it feels great

my fly was undone all day

>>7812753
this

>>7812716
>Only place I can read outside is my backyard but get self-conscious thinking neighbours will see me

>>7812753
They're letting you post from the mental institution now? Good to hear!

>>7812372
>oh boy, I'm reading outside finally I'm doing this
>a fruit fly lands on the page
>let me just brush this guy aw-
>it smears across the page

Every time.

>>7812753
MOMS GONNA FREAK