What's good to read before bed?

Books

>reading

>>7801040
4chan.org/lit/

Bryci's blog t b h

I like scary stories :V

Gogol's short stories

Italo Calvino

>>7801040
Bible

>>7801040
whatever book you're currently reading

Anything boring. I was reading about bird migration last night. It put me right to sleep.

Books that will make you horny enough to want to have a good wank.
That way you will fall asleep with no trouble. Better than sleepytime tea.

>>7801040
blood meridian

Does anyone actually read like pic related? That would crank my neck.

>>7801307
Naw, I read on my back with the book propped right above my face.

>>7801307
I don't think I've ever found an actually comfortable way to read.

>>7801307
I can't sit upright because my spine is beyond fucked, this is the only position that feels comfortable.

>>7801307
I do but with my head resting on the wall

>>7801307

I lie with my head on the pillow and hold the kindle above my face until it smacks my nose when I fall asleep. Then I startle and put in on the desk. Next day I pick it up again only to have to turn back between five and ten pages because I have no recollection reading them.

>>7801307
I prop up my back with a shitload of huge cushions.

>>7801040
>being cucked by books
Just take her clothes off, and fuck her right in the pussy you massive cuck.

>>7801040
letters

>>7802956

This.

Please don't tell me that you don't have an evergrowing stack of unread letters and postcards from friends, family, and colleagues around the world, /lit/?

>>7802942
You seem a little distracted. Also lacking in non-meme words.

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>>7801307
i read like pic relate
Note how you must put your legs so this way you dont hurt your own balls.
is very confy

>>7802290
>kindle
stopped reading right there

>>7801077
what is that

>>7803108
For you.

>>7802271
john merrick detected

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>>7803150
My bed is too small to handle that without a leg falling off. This is how I usually read. If what I am reading is difficult or not engaging, I'm asleep in like 10 minutes.

>>7804374

You got a patrician-tier kek out of me.

>>7801283
So fucking true it's creepy.

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>>7803150
>>7804765
This is me

>>7801040
Italo Calvino
Flannery O'Connor

Finnegans wake can only be truly appreciated if you listen to the audiobook while unconscious

The entreméses of Cervantes.

>>7804765
m8 clean your wall

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I read this before bed