Good Pen Names Thread. Useable Pseudonyms only.

Wolf Blitzer

Barakka Cherugga

Clint BEASTwood

Loqueesha Lee Lampura

>>7796214
DFW

Chimmy Changa

Buck Hockey

Piddle Paddle Q. R. Winstonheimer-Quint

Benno von Archimboldi

Hooley Ghoast

Bic

Tuco Smutter

The Womb Man

Flick M. Bic

Slongbone Jiffy
Oh man I should ghostwriter for bynchon

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>tfw NEED a pseudonym or pen name

no one's gonna accept shit if it's written by someone named goddamn Kyle, unless it's some kind of surfer autobiography.

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Coconut Head

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>>7796236

Tiffany Tuffletits

>>7796249
John Furler
Fathead Smith
Tom Bricker

Father Doubles

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Hubert von Belitz-Krieger
Saxen Schlachter
Wilhelm Mannwolf
Ludwig von Schnitten
Segemund Engel
Gerhard Jäger

>>7796233
truu

Shakespeare

>>7796267
triggered

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flim flam paddy wham give a dock a jong, this old man just rolls along

samefag thread

Tingly Tangler

Sue D. Nihm

isak dinesen

D. Ick Mann

Ooka Bowuga
Cooga Awagugwa
Oyuga Koogawaga
Boyuga Kawuga

>>7796214
Otis Branson

Metallica

Ernie Praslow

Isaac Vimden

Shem Williams

Shaniquarone aychopdikoff

>>7796214
Butch Acidy
Drugdance Speed

Juan Lenin

Mclovin

Burt Twatterson

(you)

R.E. Tard

>>7796214

Max Res. De Fault

>>7796214
Wouldn't you go for something that you can show people you know and easily justify that it is you?

Like if you had a middle name you don't use, then use that with your mothers maiden name.
>Shituck Matthew McShit
becomes
>Mathew Writingly

K.

Chad Norman

The Artist Formerly Known as Marcel Duchamp

>>7796249
Just change your name my man.

Big Rick