So I'm writing a book, the contents of which is not really

>>7766016
Come up with your own fucking title, you hack.

>>7766016
"What Up Dudez"

>>7766021
chill, I just wanted /lit/'s opinion.

The Slut and the Singularity

You need to tell us the content of the book for us to figure out a name you stupid cunt.

Philosophy, specifically existentialism.

>>7766016
Cunt Righteous

The social justice warrior

>>7766016
"The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside"

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>>7766108
I appreciate the memes

>randomly open a page of your Complete Works of William Shakespeare
>randomly pick a line with your finger
>it's the title for your book

Here, if you're lazy:
>Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!

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>>7766115

Brilliant

In Absence

Dixie station

>>7766016
Seven Years' Heat

The Element Itself

On the Dolphin's Back

Gift of a Grave

Draught Above Heat

Stainless Youth

Literally all from Twelfth Night

>>7766115

>>7766063
"The everlasting dawn."

True Grit

Edifying Raisins

The Rigid Paraphernalia
Canto-Sept
Halibums

all u do is think of nonsense and pretend there is a "deeper meaning"

>>7766112
That's a good title too

>>7766115
Some titles generated this way...
>Man's Unkindness
>Stand Firm by Honour
>A Fault Unwilling
>Aloof from the Entire Point
>The Bat Hath Flown
>Too Cold for Hell
>His Good Remembrance
>Against the Mind
>Our Darker Purpose
>Nothing But Anon

>nothing but anon

>come up with title
>content isn't important

are you...are you fucking high or something?

>>7766202
I think you misunderstand how people read books.

>>7766016
Disturbingly Calmly

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Twelve Bouncing Idiots
Fat Harry
Hairy Stan
A Gondola Immeasurable
The Howling of the Dead Fishes
Art of the Willie
Troad Hulmph

>>7766151
Take off the "the" and its the perfect title. Thanks based anon.

>>7766213
I think you misunderstand how people write books

>>7766016
>Can write a book
>Can't come up with a title

Alright.

Nothing but anon

When I read or think of a cool phrase I take note of it.

Pictures Painted by the Sun
Pagan Leopards
The Dead Bards
Tautology
Brain Fucked

>>7766492
God your such a fag

>>7766492
You were doing ok until "brain fucked".

>>7766497
not him, but stfu faggot

>>7766497
>God your such a fag
Golden! Would you mind if I add this to my list?

I'm about 30k words into my next book.

You're not alone; the title is one of the last things I get around to.

It's really hard to encapsulate a story in several short words. In the past I came up with titles and worked from there, but I found that to be too limiting.

>>7766511
>>7766497
SUCK MY DICK FAGS

>>7766540

>SUCK MY DICK FAGS
>>>/b/

>>7766115
DFW, you're supposed to be dead.

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>>7766016
Pandemonium of the Sun.

>>7766115
The Fault in Our Stars

>>7766016
À la recherche du boipucci perdu

>>7766290
My pleasure. If you do want to credit me, message me at [email protected]

The Lord of the Rings

>>7766016
Finite Jest

The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra Presents: Kolsti's Adventures in the Everglades

Houellebecq's Well
Sartre's Sartir
Nietzsche's Nightcap
Hegel's Hell

>>7766618
Ah, yes. Green thought himself great enough, finally good enough to stand next to his idol Wallace, to use a Shakespeare title. It's really his "Infinite Jest", what he thinks as his magnum opus, that one. How pathetic.

>>7766016
Eve's Horizon

>>7766604
meta as fuck, bro.

you are fucked in the head if you think that the title has nothing to do with the context.

>>7766604
Le reference

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Negative Light

>>7766618
Love that line
>the Fault dear Hamlet is not in us but in our stars

Shakespeare seems like a good source.
Something like "Nothing but anon", for example