You wake up in a dark room.

And then you turn on a light. The End.

>>7754749
You take advantage of the darkness to fap in secrecy...

How do I know I've woken up if it's dark?

It must not be so dark as you say it is.

Otherwise, there are other key details you're leaving out which suggest I've woken up and that my current experience is not a dream. That is, OP is deliberately (and maliciously!) withholding information from me which could completely and incontrovertibly establish my current consciousness.

Thanks, asshole.

>>7754760
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>>7754749
And that's when the nightmare begins...

>>7754768
>Anon was eaten by a grue soon after this message

>>7754767
...You then realize you are in a tent with your father...

"Whatever I did, I didn't do on purpose! Hello? I'm sorry if I treated things too lightly. Is this an initiation? Haha, this is an initiation right? I guess I'm supposed to find a way out of here or something, as part of a test. Ok, here I go."

And I think "Ah God, t'was alright last night, down in the pub and listening to the jukebox skulling pints, now I've woken up this morning and find myself headfirst in the sleeping bag and I don't know where I am and trying to open the zip with my toes I say 'oh... jaysus oh, god no, never again' "

And you feel a falling sensation.

>>7755699
You decide to kill your father to in case he saw.

I go back to sleep

>>7755785
You then bury the body in the woods and continue falling in your tent. You finish and realize that you came onto the only food you had.

>>7755816
Eat it anyway.