What book should i read in order to get a gf?

>>7747787
none of them. never read anything, and you'll be swimming in the puss

>>7747787
Jane Austen, Bronte Sisters, Margaret Atwood, etc

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>>7747787

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>>7747787
Take the red pill, OP

>>7747787
the god delusion

>>7747839
>on the road
>a real human female

no.

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>>7747839
maybe if i read those books i can have qt? *wheezes, grabs boenr* god knows i don't wanna be like that swagfag chad, what with his healthy body and well-adjusted social life. the guy on the internet drew him funny, he must be bad!!

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>>7747841
>actually read this

>braw i used to be lonely as fuck but then i confident and i walked up to girls and fucked like 12 in a day braw and this guy had like really big shoes he was so tall what the fuck so many girls btw do magic tricks

>>7747860
is it bad that this is my reference for buying headphones?

>>7747860
>confusing chads with bros

bros are the slightly dopey wigger cousins of the chads, who achieve a little more in school and sports and are three inches taller

>>7747839
why the girl mixes up good books with crap ones? at least the guy is consistent in his taste, which implies he's sincere and the girl is insincere

>>7747860
no denons?

>>7747869

>falling for the PUA jew

You got what you deserved

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>>7747839

Models by Mark Manson.
The game is more of a shit story than a guide.
Then read the rational male and book of Pook. Then you're set.

>>7747841
>reading The Game
>not realizing that the whole book is a critique of the culture and a meditation on the flawed notion manliness in contemporary society

Neil Strauss claims to read Ulysses every once in a while in like the first chapter though, so he's patrician enough for /lit/

>>7749270
well, it's describing someone but nobody who looks like that drawing

also not a bad kind of guy, that's pretty much who i hung around with throughout college..

>>7747787
I don't think I would have had my last girlfriend if I did not read Seducer's Diary.

>>7747787
the book of the new sun.

>>7749270
I'm this guy 2bh