Who the fuck names their kid "Hero"?

>>7739941

an Alexandrian

>>7739941
cris marlow

>>7739941
A black person.

I'm naming my sons Telemachus and Neoptolemus.

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>Hieronymus, pronounced /haJˈrɒnJməs/ or /həˈrɒnJməs/, is the Greek and Latin form of the given name Jerome and means "one of or with a sacred name".

Tydr:
It's a Shakespearean conceit using comedy to mask a story about the corruption of the Vulgate Latin Bible, and the overthrowing of the True Religion (copyright of Rome, LTD.)

See other analogies in: Loves Labours Lost where Shakespeare names a corrupting pedant Holofernes.

Shakespeare's all-encompassing obsession with the Apocrypha even led him to name his daughters (GET THIS!) Suzanna, and Judith!

>>7740056
i am also naming my child the former
are you greek?

>>7740056
>>7740154
you guys are fat loser neckbeard virgins and you will never have sons LOL

>>7740154
No, I am Ashkenazi Jew.

>>7740173
NERDS LMAO

>>7740196
now that sounds a lot cooler than it is

>>7740056
>Naming your sons after a disappointment and hot boipussy

I approve.