The basement left no impression, yet was objectively terrible. Black and yellow checkered carpet. The walls were the wrong shade of dark green. There is no right shade of dark green, but among the various wrong ones, this was wrong. Other than that, old, unmatched furniture and exercise equipment.
Comfortable couch.
So how often does shit like this get posted? It has a certain insanity to it, yet its that insanity that is just out of reach. Attainable my a night of missed of sleep, not completeyly off the deep end.