Can we get a slam poetry thread going?

i watched thta movie after consuming an eight of psychedelic mushrooms it wasnt as good as i remmber as a kid but newman from seinfeld is always funny

SOMETIMES I feel so mad I could single out attackers
As if the world were small enough that every issue were black AND white.
SOMETIMES being a victim is so hard, so so hard,
that I need to EXPRESS myself not try and KILL myself.
SOMETIMES I use other devices than "REPETITION"
or "SLANT RHYMES" or "CLUNKY ASSOCIATIONS"
but THIS TIME I don't care. THIS TIME it's not for standing OVATIONS.

Oppression, recession.
Black lives, white values
White boys suck
Black men matter
Stuck in a privileged society
By white proprietary
Peace

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Tag Team back again
Check its records let's begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump rejoice
There's a party over here
A party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake your deriere
These three words when you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is
Hit me

Upside down and inside out
I'm about to show all you folks
What's it's all about
Now it's time for a nigga to get on the mic
And make this mother fucking party hype
I'm taking it back to the old school
'Cause I'm an old fool who's so cool
If you want to get down
I'm gonna show you the way whoomp there it is
Let me hear you say

Whoomp chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chak a
Whoomp chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chak a
Whoomp chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chak a
Whoomp chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chak a

Point blank gin and juice I drank
Gettin' bent and bent and as I puff on a dankt
Rock a mic
Uh oh I crave skin
Rip shit
Find a honey to to dip it in
Slam dunk it stick it flip it and ride
That B double O T Y oh my
Ooh thats it come on come on
Whoomp there it is
I'm done

Some say I'm crazy
Cause I'm pushin' up daises
The underground sound that you have found
Amazing outstanding demanding
Commanding you people dancin'
Shit that's a breath taker
I produce AKA the undertaker
You want to come down to the underground
Old school - here's a shovel can you dig it fool
Can you dig it
We can dig it
Can y'll dig it
We can dig it

W H double O M P as I flow
To the fly shit from the school of old
Hardcore keep the folk lore wreck
Three to the two and one mic-check
Mad skill flow ill on the mesh of steel
That's the grill of the microphone I just killed
Party people it's your party Tag Team is through
Whoomp there it is I thought you knew

Yeah Tag Team music comin' straight atcha
That's me DC the brain supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
Bring it back ya'll bring it back ya'll bring it back
Here we go

Whoomp there it is

Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole

>>7711500
Dude I'm black and proud of it I'm also gay and say the word nigger so you can't quote me on social media.
>drowns in waves of clicks

Come on and
slam
if you want
to
jam

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Don't play GAMES with
ME
Your highness several trans
Missions. Were sent
To this ship by
Rebel spies. I want to know what?
Happened to THOSE plans you
Intercepted.
Free Mumnia!

I live amongst RETARDS
But I like it

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>>7713250
Stahp.

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>>7713250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPFVdOM9BFc

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>>7713250
Hello i'm a slut

>>7714886

My dear,
put
your money where
your mouth is