>You will never live in Minas Tirith

I live in Minas Gerais tho

>>7707695
Minas Troni is better.

fucking walking up those stairs all the fucking time

>>7707695
>you don't have to shit in a communal shitter or walk in shit if you want to cross the street.

>>7707704
Seu buseta

>>7707695
>everything is vertical without escalators
>probably no running water on anything but the lowest level and the plumbing is mostly death trap poop chutes
>steward is a demented old retard
>half of the city looks out onto gloomy as fuck Mordor
>constantly besieged by hordes of orcs
>fucking Rohan never showing up on time

>>7707906
>>steward is a demented old retard

That was only in the movies, book Denethor is perfectly fine until he thinks Faramir has died.

>>7707704
PAO DE QUEIJO

Why would I want to?
LOTR is shit