Where were you when it was made official?

>>7700686

Is that all that's new? flaps and cover? Is the introduction enlightening?

Masturbating my half-hard penis to porn I hate but need to get off

>featuring flaps

SOLD

>>7700764
Poetry like this is what keeps me coming back here.

tom bisell!?!? NO IDEA WHO THAT IS BUT HELL YES DAVEY FOSTAH WALLEY SIR!

>>7700760
serious question, who cares about flaps when buying a book?

>>7701985
People who fuck their books.

Its been Wikipedia official for years

>>7700760
What did you expect, nigger? A new book?

>>7701985
>>7702009
AKA all of the Davey Fostah Wall E fans.

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>>7700686

>that description
>"and featuring the most endearingly screwed-up family..."

Who the fuck writes these descriptions?

I this what John green does in his spare time?

>>7702016
Interesting supplementary material, stuff like reviews, criticism, a readers guide, DFWs diary, anything more than flaps.

In your mom's vag to be honest.

>>7702065
the same thing is on the 2006 version you know

>>7702069
DFW's not important enough for that. Maybe Oxford World's Classics will release what you're asking for in 50 years but I doubt it.

>>7700686
What if I go my entire life without reading Infinite Jest?

>>7702187
You go to hell family.

>>7702187

There's always today to start.

>>7702187
you'd never be able to meme with us about it. read it for the banter.

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"While much of Bissell's writing is concerned with issues of international relations and literary criticism, he frequently mentions Star Wars, J.R.R. Tolkien, and video games as well. The video game Gears of War 2, the first version of which Bissell wrote about for The New Yorker, contains a character named Hank Bissell, an apparent nod to him. In a March 2010 Observer article, he wrote about the appeal of games like Grand Theft Auto IV and his own simultaneous struggles with addiction to video games and cocaine."

Damn. Lit Major Fag here and I want to buy me an addition with flaps but dont have 12$ because Stem lords took my paycheck

>>7702205
Sounds like a perfect autist to write about fellow autist DAVEY FOSTAHH WALLOUH

>>7702205
>his own simultaneous struggles with addiction to video games and cocaine
Just turn the fucking console off. How is this an addiction?

>>7702306
Clearly you've never seen a serious MMO addict. That shit can get ugly.

>>7700760
I read I think half of The Introduction when the Times posted it and it's really uninteresting. Almost as bad as Dave Eggers (who wrote a bad review of IJ initially and then 10 years later would do anything to boost his career by getting his name on it and say "There's not one lazy sentence." without remembering the go to the library and step on it line).

>>7702353
There's nothing especially bad about that line. You could probably find way lazier lines than that if you actually looked. Though I'm sure the irony of being too lazy to find the laziest line in the book is completely lost on you.

>>7702306
>Just throw the fucking coke away
>Just pour the fucking alcohol out
>Just stump the fucking cigarette
>Just stop the fucking masturbating
>Just delete the fucking 4chan bookmark