Does anyone else write their personal masturbation material?

>>7667453
Wasn't she in skins? Also link.

So, you essentially create self-insert fanfiction?

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>>7667461
You could say that.
>>7667457
Yes she was. Read 'personal' can't share them if there personal can I?

I'm writing a romance between two characters and I keep having to masturbate, even when they're not having sex. I didn't intend for it to be this way.

i was surprised at how aroused it made me when i did it first.

it's good stuff

I've done this with poems

I'm real popular on f-list

I've thought about it, but whatever I would write would be so absurdly depraved that I always think it better not to start writing at all.

>>7667453
left toe is slightly out of shape/10

>>7667976
All of her toes are revolting

I do it when my internet doesn't work. I type with one hand and jerk off with the other. I almost always come before the story ends. For some reason it arouses me a lot.

>>7667952
Do it. Then sell it

I write erotic stories based on existing literary fiction and use them as fap material.

>I could write good, detailed porn fiction, taboo categories specifically, but really don't want to

>>7668228
I don't think there's much of a market for that sort of thing.

If the erotica you write don't make you want to jerk off chances are it won't make anyone want to jerk off.

But the subject material also counts cause I've seen some really fucking poorly written erotica but it still makes me want to fap cause of who it's about or how the scene plays out.

I did it a pretty good amount early on in my writing career and it was good practice for romance/sex scenes I later wrote but now I don't really have time for it cause I'm too busy with stuff that makes me some money.

Occasionally I'll pump out a little 5k word scene over the course of a few days as time allows though.

>>7668246

You kidding me? Smut of any sort has a reliable market, perhaps even the most dependable. Don't let anybody tell you your donkey tentacle sagas won't sell, especially not yourself.

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>>7667461

I always write from the girl's perspective

It's hotter that way for some reason

>>7668636
Why would anyone pay for something that is widely available for free?

>>7667453
Isn't that sort of like trying to tickle yourself?
Whatever the case, it takes the solipsism part to an extra level.

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>>7668652
>for some reason

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>>7668636
My most recent one was about when Kaya has a brain injury and I have to become her carer. There's lots of graphic descriptions of me cleaning her piss, shit and vomit. Also about her dead feeling limbs. It ends with me making love to her one last time and then smothering her with a pillow.
Will this be successful on the mainstream market?

>>7667453
Who are you quoting ?

>>7668652
that's cuz ur a sissy slut, faggot

>>7668675
Do you cane her dead limbs like Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingered?

Think a clever way to market it and change names.

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>>7668691
Nah. I hit her once out of frustration and feel terrible about it

>>7668702
>and feel terrible about it

So terrible that you then proceed to kill her.

>>7668674
>>7668682

I'm not even the only one who does this, I read on the internet that erotica written with a female first person narrator sells better.

That means it's natural

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>>7668709
The killing is a mercy

>>7668675
Please post some to a pastebin

>>7668715
Will you be my sissy slut anon?

>>7668715
>That means it's natural
No, it sells better because women are the ones that are buying erotica.
Not saying you should be ashamed or anything, though

>>7668715
>being this naive

that's because women read their porn rather than watch it, women are the people who buy the most books in general and more over they also buy the most "romance" (read: female-perspective erotica)...it's not because it's "hotter". moron.

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>>7668729
'Personal'. Just write your own, it's much more rewarding. Besides, I've got a lot of fetishes that many others don't share
>pic related, look at those hips!

>>7668751
Yeah but your post implies you're fucked in the head so come on dude don't be a prude it's just words after all.

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>>7668759
Sorry friend, it would be like sharing a girlfriends nudes for me. But like I said, write your own

>>7668813
>not sharing your girlfriend's nudes
What the fuck happened to men?

>>7668813
Whoever your waifu is, she's a fucking slut.

No, but I used to draw it

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Uh oh! This naughty little girl didn't listen and ate a forbidden piece of gum. Now she's splitting in half and there's nothing she can do to stop it! Describe her transformation in detail.

>>7669138
I saw her at the airport once, my brother and I made fun of them, like were supposed to.

>>7669143
you should have asked "one ticket or two?".

Yes.

I've written reams and reams of fiction dealing with my many diverse fetishes. Most of them are either long gone now or are locked away on my computer.

>>7669138

Reminds me of that blueberry fetish poster

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S01 effy best effy

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>>7668662

>>7669727
Oh man I miss those threads.

>>7670792

Good ol' Pinecone.

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>>7670665
Agreed

>>7670665
>>7670830
pretty sure she's underage there bros

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>>7670855
She is. But you still would

>>7667453
I would, but I'm extremely paranoid. Had to do with just one sentence that was somewhat suggestive. Still managed to fap though

>>7670961
Paranoid about what?

>>7667453
No but i like to think about fap material after like, imagine how her life might look, and adding her as a character in my novel

>>7670982
About the idea of someone finding and reading it.

>>7671000
Just password protect the document and the folder it's in, and your account. That's what I do

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>>7670986
I can't imagine how the girls in porn go about the rest of their lives desu. Sounds pretty interesting