What kind of books does your girlfriend read /lit/? Is she more

Do we really need three threads about what women read? Seriously, fuck off back to r9k.

>>7571599
>need

Nice spook, son

>tfw no qt gf who who reads at exactly the same pace as me

Instead I am stuck with a hairy man who reads just slow enough that I have to wait to turn the page

>>7571596
>implying i´m not gay

>>7571596
NOT LIT

i think my gf is more patrician than me but doesn't tell me because she's afraid it'll break my ego

>gf

My main hobby is reading words on pieces of paper senpai :^)

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>gf

ha...yea..good one OP

>>7571596
She has her Ph.D. In comparative literature but for some reason she has recently started reading YA. Hopefully she stops before it's too late

Honestly /lit/, do you think your autistic obsession with literature has contributed to your inability to find a cute, loving patrician girlfriend?

>>7571789
I think it's more my weakened constitution. (manlet)

>>7571789
it's a vicious circle for me

>>7571730
sounds like you don't make her feel protected enough, and she has to build up character to face the world.

My gf is reading the magic mountain, and I haven't read a book in 2 years so I guess she's more patrician than me

my gf has read some classics but she reads mostly fantasy pleb shit and Amy Tan crap. She likes short stories like from the Grimm Brothers. And I got her into Surrealism with Cortazar, so that's good.

>>7571789
if i werent autistically into literature i would have probably never have had any girlfriend ever. im a stupid moron but i like words and people think that makes me smart and some girls like that.

>>7571822
>some girls

A sincere interest in literature usually results in a quiet and often neutral or gloomy disposition. These things are not attractive in males, and you WILL be seen as an autistic creep even if you have a lot to talk about and so on. Literature is a gateway drug to aspergers syndrome.

>>7571834
the dude got a girlfriend out of it tho
projecting?

Whenever I meet a girl I find attractive I perform a simple test to see whether or not she's patrician (and therefore worth dating). I ask her to name five five books written by Tao Lin without in fifteen seconds. If she fails, I tut and move on. If she passes (nobody has) I propose marriage.

Girl here.

It really is a shame how introverted a lot of you guys are. It's pretty rare to find a guy who knows as much about literature as the average /lit/ user. It's a shame to think many of you will die alone, without ever having experienced mutual loving affection.

>>7571814

>I haven't read a book in 2 years

Why are you here, seriously?

My gf is much more erudite and patrician than me but she does occasionally read pleb-shit.

>>7571856
Idk how the fuck I managed to get a gf, she even laughs about my autist tendencies sometimes. Good thing she's pretty autistic herself

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>tfw starting to worry that some people ITT are telling the truth

>>7571863
I love literature, why are you asking?

>>7571856

I tried it once, we loved each other dearly.

Solitude is better, sex is overrated, the intimacy is not worth the drama.

To any of the kissless virgin anons out there who may be reading along, do you have any idea of how much time you need to invest doing stupid shit, listening to stupid shit, dealing with stupid shit?

The phase where you're IN love (which is what has inspired so much art) is great beyond measure, no doubt, but it's fleeting and frail. It never lasts very long.

Then comes the real™ love, the one you have to go about stoically and "work" at every day. It's just not worth it to most people, which is exactly what you can read in modern divorce rates.

>>7571874

Go read a book man, what the fuck.

What was the last book you read?

My ex didn't read that much, her favorite novel/novella was The Pearl though. She liked other Steinbeck stuff as well, and cried when she read Flowers for Algernon.

We read The Hunger Games together, it was pretty cute.

>>7571856
How do you even find guys who know anything about literature

>>7571596
one doesn't read so much, the other started w/ the greeks

>>7571881
>Then comes the real™ love, the one you have to go about stoically and "work" at every day. It's just not worth it to most people, which is exactly what you can read in modern divorce rates.
Yea nah m8. You're not a real adult until you want a stable partnership, and are capable of maintaining it in a way that makes it a positive part of your life.

>>7571885
something shameful like Cryptonomicon I think. Last decent books I have read are the leopard and the malavoglias.
I read a lot of maths now, literature is too time consuming and frivolous. Maybe in 20-30 years

>>7571885
Tundra

>>7571596
Shitpost

>>7571905
>real adult

Nice spook kiddo

>>7571856

Well f-fuck you t-too....

>>7571789
Pretty much.

>>7571905

I'll prefer not being a real adult, much in the same way I'll never be a true Scotsman.

Sure, it may just be that I haven't met the right one yet, and admittedly, I am young. But you can get the fuck out with your assertions about what constitutes real™ adulthood.

>>7571789

>cute
>loving
>patrician
>girlfriend

You may only pick one.

>>7571906

If you have time to shitpost, you have time to read m8.

>>7571596
She's actually more patrician than me, and a better reader. She's been reading moore, plato, and Hobbes lately.

>>7571931
I would have to cut shitposting time. so no

>>7571839
i think he just misread my post tbqh

Who is /lit/ taking to the Spring Ball this year?

>>7571952
"this year" being 1889 or some shit?

where the hell do you live that they have spring balls

>>7571957
Hello Reddit!!

>>7571960
your shitposting is weak

>>7571960
GTFO newfag.

>>7571965
(You)

>>7571814
>magic mountain
That's babby tier stuff. I'm not even impressed. She sounds pleb and by extension you are too

>>7571957
I have elastic balls

>>7571834

how the fuck is literature a gateway to aspergers? It may be a sort of 'introverted' activity but that doesn't mean it makes you a less social person. i actually have a friend with aspergers who reads a shit ton of poetry and i didn't even notice her aspergers until i'd known her for a year and her mum brought it up with me. in her case i think literature was the antidote.

>>7571978
fine for me, I wouldn't want a pretentious intellectual gf

>>7571856
A lot of us are too far gone. Even if a qt were to flirt with us we'd be too skeptical to appreciate it.

>>7571982
>her
>aspergers

Nice meme

>>7571978
>magic mountain
>babby tier
Stop spouting shit about books you've never read

>>7571890

funny, I just read the pearl at my gf's house a couple days ago. she hasn't read any steinbeck tho.

hunger games sounds lame but i guess it's cute to read together. me and my gf have read some patti smith and lydia davis together in bed and that's kinda cool.

>>7571994

i think aspergers is like 30 times more common in males (idk i might have just made that statistic up), but it does exist in females. i was pretty surprised on finding out too, she's the only girl i know who has been diagnosed with it.

>>7571667
what

>>7571905

You can want and be capable of all those things, and it doesn't alter what >>7571881 wrote. Those release of all those love chemicals in your brain last for about a year after you're with someone, and then after that it takes more of a conscious effort to (1) think about what your partner wants/needs, and work to give it to him/her, (2) learn how to spend most/all of your free time with that person in a way that doesn't drive you crazy, and (3) recognize your own needs/wants, and ensure they are fulfilled.

You can absolutely do that in the context of a long-term relationship, but it's not automatic, in the way that you just want to spend all your time with your *new* romantic partner and do things to make him/her interested and happy. Hence anon's 'stoic work' line. There is nothing wrong, and there is much right, with stoic work, but it is still work

>>7571856
Tell me about it

>>7571596
she likes carver, beattie, delillo. late century american mfa-core. i could do worst considering I'm an americanist by training. i got her the library of america carver volume as part of her christmas gift and she was thrilled. i would say she is more patrician if only because her taste is not self-consciously cultivated—that is to say that she seeks out books she likes with reference to books she has liked, rather than seeking out books based on an idea of what a patrician reads, something i struggle with.

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>>7572113
>Those release of all those love chemicals in your brain last for about a year after you're with someone,

>>7571596
more - she studies fine art so reads a lot of philosophy. she's introduced me to a lot. her favourite author is herman hesse or john berger.

>>7571997
Nice insecurity m8

>>7571678
If you didn't have a fragile ego you wouldn't be worried about that.

>>7571789
Literature is a respite from love

>>7571856
I'm well read and knowledgeable about art in general, tall, handsome and fit. I usually have 2-3 girls dangling from my nuts, so don't get too worked up sweetheart, some of us are doing fine.

>>7572267
>being passive aggressive at obvious bait
>"i'm so patrician and get so much pussy mane"

bro be less insecure

>>7572254
im not worried?? i tend to date smarter woman than me, i like it.

>>7571856
I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>7572279
Dont tell me what to do

>>7572290
and a tip o th' fedora to you too my lad

>>7572290
you are insecure enough to type out an entire page of text in response to bait

>>7572308
O you silly fish

>>7572308
A le wild Redditor le appears!

>>7571856
;_;

>>7572308
wew lad

>>7572290

>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

Always gets me, simply marvellous craftsmanship. I've used it once or twice IRL with this really pretentious and fake hipster-chick I know, goes straight over her head and makes her start talking about her own struggles with "depression" after Vice magazine stole her ideas AGAIN.

8/10, excellent pasta. Along with the Oxbridge one, among the finest pasta /lit/ has to offer.

>>7571856

nice bait, everyone fell for it. 10/10

>>7572221
Right? kids talking about infatuation like it has anything to do with love....

>>7571856

As another girl here, I have to agree. I just want someone to talk to about Milton and maybe start a relationship with but none of these guys would ever have the courage to even try.

>>7571789

No, my crippling fear of rejection is doing that nicely.

>>7571856
>>7572934
i hope this is bait
however i personally wouldn't date a woman that can't initiate a relationship both because i can't and because a woman who can't is a cliche not worth spending time with

>>7572934
as if anyone would deign to discuss milton in the year 2016. he's old hat, dear

>>7571881
The greatest thing in life is to love and be loved

>>7573187
>pretending to be over 18 yo on internet

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>date girl who seems academically brilliant
>find out her mind is incapable of creativity
>date girl who seems artistically driven
>she craps out of her ambition as soon as she has a boyfriend
>date girl who seems like a tormented plath-esque poetic genius with unique insights into a ton of things, can practically see the book waiting to come out of her
>has zero interest in writing or even developing her amazing raw insights, just watches reality TV all day and talks about getting old with two kids and a dog
>date another academic wunderkind
>yet another automaton who is just really, really, really good at snipping together papers out of other people's ideas
>starting to date yet another tortured melancholy jewess with shitty family life and anger about a bunch of things and supposedly a desire to write
>can already feel her spirit draining away, already she's talking about what jobs are the most cushy to ferment in for the next 50 years after college

i want to go back in time and eat camille paglia's asshole

>>7571596
old period drama shit like Anthony Trollope Elizabeth Gaskell uhhh henry james...more I'm sure.

>>7573203
Are you implying that you're underageb&?

>>7571800
Falling for the Manlet meme means you were doomed at whatever height you were. Everyone's got something to be self conscious of.

>>7573187
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return...

Ah, Ella brings a tear to my eye every time.

>>7573220
Where do you find all theses gfs

>>7571596
my gfs favorite book is the voynich manuscript

>>7572477
i really like the black guy raping ivy league cucks one too, think that's a recent one

>>7571789
Literature is my love, anon.

>>7571789
no it's actually just because im ugly

>>7573610
imagination land

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>>7571856
>>7572934

>>7572267
You sound exhausting to be around

>having a gf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ

>>7572934
if anyone from /lit/ tried to talk to you about milton you would think they were "creepy"

>>7571927
i'd settle for a cute, loving, and patrician boyfriend desu

>>7574453
nice

>>7572477
Post Oxbridge, I haven't seen it in a while.

>>7573610
>go to university
>get on OKCupid, Tinder, and go to events
>pretend to be interested in activism
>ask girls out
>optionally use pretense of talking about activist crap

>>7574453
top kék

Half whatever I'm reading. She gets jealous of my sidechick Palmala who gets the other half of the book action.

>>7571604
Caring about spooks

>>7571596
Don't have a girlfriend, but I do sleep around a lot.

>>7571789
Literature helps me get gfs cuz I target artsy types with intellectual pretensions. If you have other things going for you and know how to play your cards, then reading can do wonders.

My gf reads but is not as patrician as me (obviously). Right now she's reading infinite meme, calvino, and some poetry. She's open to suggestions and tries to read things I rec to her.

>>7571596
My GF is French, she mostly has read classic french literature, some western canon and psychoanalysis books

My gf reads some ebook steampunk young adult garbage that has dragons in it. She has reasonable taste in film for a pleb though so there's at least that.

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>>7571596
>girlfriend

I thought /lit/ was a space space

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>>7571596
>girlfriend

>>7574868
dont worry we can make it so
we just have to normie shame till they leave

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>>7574887

just ask out a girl you like, what's the big deal

>>7571856
shoo shoo roast beef.

>>7571667
>uhhh...uhhh..uuuh...uhhhhh.....nnuuuhhh...
>sound it out
>uuuhhhhhh thhhhhhhhe.......ok
>*turns page*
kek

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>>7574901
just b urself, brah
:^)

>>7574903
>roast beef

roast beef is delicious

>>7574928
not this roast beef.

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>>7574928
>roast beef is delicious

People with gf's should be banned from /lit/.

>>7574940
I approve of this
There's no escape from the normalfag menace.

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>>7574933
>>7574939

girl roast beef is really fun to nibble on.
innies are boring.

>>7574992
we're all anonymous here. no need to keep up the facade of pretending to like your gf mangled roast beef vagina.

I have a dozen of girlfriends (in the strict sense of the word) and for the most part it's the half-castes: folks who belong to the first generation to study in their lineage.
Patrician girls do not sleep with their fellow patricians. They prefer the senators or, at the very least, the knights.
Pardon me for my terrible English. I am writing from Asia.

>>7571856
Good. Everyone deserves to die alone.

>>7575011
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>>7575023

Indians must hate this meme so fucking much.

They can't even post without seeing it.

>>7571596
She shills herself with feminist social justice propaganda. and no, not that dumb fucking story about the wall that has minimum literary value. she reads shit like "the vindication of women's rights" and other garbage like that.

I said I needed to shave my mustache when I visited her and asked if she had any "boy razors" and she told me not to gender inanimate objects.

Im slowly losing her lit, wat do?

>>7575103
Don't try to control her, but stand your ground and be ready to let her go if you must

>>7572287
Smarter than you or more educated?

>>7575103
Too late.

>>7575103

>she told me not to gender inanimate objects.

If you didn't dismissively look at her like she was the biggest idiot on the planet after this line then she has already broken you. She isn't the problem here. You are.

>>7575114
I agree, but it's easier to say than it is to do. especially because she fucks like a champ.

I was thinking of unshilling her, or at the very least just shilling her in something that isn't as godawful.

>>7575122
You know the exact fucking look I gave her, with no doubt I was not playing that shit.

You also need to recognize that after an exchange like that, the powerkeg is primed, so instead of shaving that night I made myself a real strong drink. half Hennessy half hypnotic and a splash of club soda.

>>7575103
>boy razors
Nigga are you serious? Just use a women's razor.
>but muh masculinity
I feel bad for your girlfriend.

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>>7574901

Lena is such a qt. I hope the refugees don't get her ;_;

>>7575103

What story about the wall? And what's wrong with gendering inanimate objects?

wife reads manga (Space Brothers is her favorite), essays, and books by modern japanese authors (dislikes both murakamis). because she's japanese.

>>7571730
That's a worthless phd.

>>7575103
>she told me not to gender inanimate objects.

should've told her to check her english privilege

>>7575174

what's it like having a japanese wife? does she wear a kimono at home?

>>7575159
Um you know women's razors are diffrent from mens?

You have never lived with a woman have you?

>>7575185
Speaking from experience?

>>7575295
I am not that foolish

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>>7571856
>without ever having experienced mutual loving affection
Yep. That's it, no doubt about it.

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my girlfriend's shelf

1/2

>>7574612
>too lazy to greentext

>>7575299
Don't worry, anon. You're foolish no matter what.

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and my shelf

2/2

>>7575302
>the inferno alone
Pleb desu.

>>7575309
it's mine from way back when lel

>>7575305
Sure but THAT foolish.

>>7575302
>>7575307

Your girlfriend has some pretty pleb shit but she also has some shit notorious for it's misogynistic undertones and if she's not bothered than that I guess it cancels out the pleb stuff.

>>7573220
Couldn't you just date one of them because she was good to be around?

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>>7572290

>>7571596
i dunno.
she's a STEM fag.
Doesn't really read fiction/lit/phil.
I got her to read some Vonnegut, though, and she liked that.

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>>7571789
>your autistic obsession with literature
>implying I love literature
>implying I read

Fuck you, anon. I actively avoid reading. I'd burn all books and make forgetting them mandatory if I could.

>>7573158
Currently the best post on /lit/

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>>7571856
>you will die alone, without ever having experienced mutual loving affection.

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>>7572290

>>7571931
>tfw 12+ hours of free time daily
>don't read

>>7574453
>doesn't "ree"
shameful

>>7574893
say it with me, brother:

REEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

>>7574992
dude. my new years resolution was not to say the "c" word anymore (not the australian one. the louis CK one).

But you are seriously pushing my limit. That word hasn't passed my lips in 12 days. I'm close to the breaking point. Just... pull back a bit, ok?

>>7571789
My cute patrician gf. She's kind of cold, in a warm way. She's published. Makes me anxious about my lack of literary output.

>>7575533

>She's kind of cold, in a warm way.

save lines like these for your literary output, they are too good to waste here.

>>7572934
Why the fuck would you want to talk about Milton? I wouldn't date you, nobody would, I'm being serious.

>>7575549
I'd talk about Milton :)

>>7575516
>the louis ck one
>louis c(uc)k

>>7571834
>A sincere interest in literature usually results in a quiet and often neutral or gloomy disposition.
Except this is meme bullshit. This is the agenda that the /r9k/ posters are trying to push here, namely that you can choose either to be "intelligent" or "popular"(guess which one most /r9k/ spergers identify as). These edgelords also tend to assume that being a gloomy misfit somehow also means that they've stumbled upon some sort of "wisdom", or that they've realised the "futility" of everything.

Unless you're actually a YA fan who bought the whole "read books to discover new worlds" platitude(as opposed to the much sounder "read books to discover new interpretations of the Real world"), reading won't mean shutting yourself off from rest of society. On the contrary, it will require for you to interact with others(writers, theoreticians, academics, public figures, et cetera).

TL;DR: Despite the attempts from /r9k/ posters to appropriate "reading books" in order make themselves look like special, introverted snowflakes, reading literature(even the "high brow" literature) is mainly a "normie" activity. Get rek'd, nerds.

My gf reads fantasy shit. I got her to read 1984 and she told me she didn't like it because it was boring. Other than that, I love her.

>>7575736
>On the contrary, it will require for you to interact with others(writers, theoreticians, academics, public figures, et cetera).

What a delusional normie

Permanvirgin here.
Feels pretty good. Only regret is not having children, will have to go the greedy way paying an Eastern Yurop girl for childbearing.

>>7571596

most of what she read I liked

I don't subscribe to the pleb/patrish dichtomy

You know that you have to be older than 18 to post on 4chan, do you?

>>7571834

>projecting this hard

you need therapy anon

>>7571881

>To any of the kissless virgin anons out there who may be reading along, do you have any idea of how much time you need to invest doing stupid shit, listening to stupid shit, dealing with stupid shit?

Just about none?

Sorry, man, but you've never loved, you've never been loved.

You had a nice crush, you had a nice romance, you got your drama, but you've never actually loved someone.

I honestly don't even remember a singular time I had to "invest in doing stupid shit". Could it be that your girlfriend was just a cunt?

>>7571905

exactly this. people on here are tweens and permavirgins.

(not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin, it's the robot mentality that's the problem)

My last gf was an illiterate. She must have read around 3 books in her entire life
I gave her "El coronel no tiene quien le escriba", 100 pages. She could not finish it.

>>7571978

epic roast /b/ro!!! hahahahahahahahHAhaahahHA!!!

(kill yourself)

>>7575771
Yes, Ms. Hole, everyone's a virgin.

>>7571905
Some people prefer being single though.

>>7571856
everyone is stupid here

They don't understand that best use that you can do to literature y use it to fuck

>>7572267

You're like this one overly braggy guy that is completely oblivious that everyone around him hates him.

If I ever meet you I'll spit the entire content of my gall bladder onto your face and give you the same look I'd give a dog if he shat on my carpet.

>>7573073

>however i personally wouldn't date a woman that can't initiate a relationship both because i can't and because a woman who can't is a cliche not worth spending time with

this is very true. if a girl is invested enough in societal roles to refrain from coming onto someone they really like just because the man is expected to she's probably not worth it anyway. atleast in my opinion.

>>7573220

>date girl who seems like a tormented plath-esque poetic genius with unique insights into a ton of things, can practically see the book waiting to come out of her
>has zero interest in writing or even developing her amazing raw insights, just watches reality TV all day and talks about getting old with two kids and a dog

don't see anything wrong with that whatsoever

>yet another automaton who is just really, really, really good at snipping together papers out of other people's ideas

that's me. not really the most original kind of person, I'm just good at stealing other peoples thoughts, twisting them around and make it appear as if they were my own.

your dating life is probably more exciting than that of 95% of this board, no need for grief.

>>7574946
>>7574940
>>7574939

what we need is more people posting frog memes and bitching about being sad and lonely

>>7575293

jesus christ what are you? some sort of faggot? not even the guy you replied to.

if you need a "boy razor" to shave your fucking magnum bar you have some severe problems.

>>7575166

>refugee meme

go back to your containment board

i want to fuck carson mccullers

>>7575777
>>7575771

Well you aren't listening to her.
Why do you think virgin is an insult or condemnation?
Because she is aware that women are really only useful for sex.
She is saying once you fuck us it becomes possible to overlook our childish nature.

>>7575849

go back to /r9k/ you cuck

>women are really only useful for sex.

mine cooks very good, too

>>7575857
That insult has lost all meaning
Try harder.
Besides I can cook.

Seriously /lit/, I have a serious fear that I will never find someone that will love me and I'll die alone. It's starting to interfere with my work. I'm almost 25 and a virgin. I don't wanna slip into depression.

4 years ago a girl said I was a 3. Since them I've been going to them gym and dressing better. I actually sense that people are treating me better, also i'm 185. But I still have a fugly face and seriously anti-social. Also, I'm in the middle of my PhD so no money for whores.

Sorry for that, but I wanted to went somewhere.

>>7575307


cool salinger set, what publisher?

>>7573248
no i'm implying that your post was a stupid and naive statement

>>7575118
both

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>girlfriend

>>7571596
She read pic related, plus de Beauvoir, Bataille, some French stuff, classics. I'm happy with her.

She usually reads a lot of older science fiction like Vonnegut. More recently she's been reading things like Love in the Time of Cholera.

>>7575866
Try supplements, namely nootropics. 5-HTP for getting out of that blues, avoid coffee and wanking for a while (not some long-termin no-fap bullshit, more like a week or two) in order to get your dopamine sorted out. Fugly face can be fixed by weight-loss (i.e. less fat volume = sharper, more pronounced features), a beard, or a haircut.

>>7572290
>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

If you tards think this guy isn't b10, you're doing it wrong

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>>7571596

>>7576355
It's a well known pasta, you dum-dum. Also, nice dubs.

>>7575866
I have that fear aswell but i think i can cop with it quite easily.
I just have to look at the women i see everywhere to know that i won't have a really happy life with them
I've accepted the fact that until I find someone I really want to spend time with I'll live my life for myself

tfw we met through /lit/
patrician power couple

>>7576373
how is that possible srly?
how can a girl can date someone from an anonymous chan?

>>7576373
met through goodreads, met up because in same state, got together after 1.5 year friendship

>>7575750
Why would someone who can't get laid, i.e. a shitty specimen, want to pass on his shitty genes? Don't inflict that on the next generation.

>>7575866
Are you actually anti social or are you simply bad at socializing ?

>>7576396
> implying sexual attractiveness correlates with good parenting
Wewlad.mobi

>>7571596
murakami, bukowski and some YA, when she gets to it (which is never). sigh. gf preddy pleb desu. she's cool though

>>7576391
Goodreads doesnt let you stalk local qts anymore.

>>7576406
>Implying good parenting matters at all.

My gf has a more patrician bookshelf than me and probably a higher percentage of books she's read are patrician, but I've read waaaaaay more books than her both patrician and pleb.

>drinking the pleb/patrician dichotomy kool-aid

step it up, it's the year of our lord 2016 and you still believe there are parameters by which value can be measured directly

>>7576406
>Implying your supposed, yet untested, parenting skills have anything to do with what I just said

>>7576193
they're all little & brown US editions I probably got at my hometown barnes and noble in high school

>>7575849
You are correct. Women are only useful as part of a couple.

>>7576377
There are so many more potential mates on 4chan than on OKCupid. There are so many more compatible mates accessible through the Internet than in real life. It only makes sense to use 4chan to find your partner.

>>7576466
>>7576458
You guys probably don't even read parenting books. You're going to look at that newborn and shit yourself worse than they do.

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>>7575866
Sure. It's been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, anon, a young girl's erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It's already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you've known since your adolescence, anon, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future - which in all frankness I doubt - this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew. In you the wound is already deep; it will get deeper and deeper. An atrocious, unremitting bitterness will end up gripping your heart. For you there will be neither redemption nor deliverance. That's how it is.

>>7577651
i know that this is true for me

>>7577523
>2016
>having children
>still passing on your shitty genes in order to water down what could be a sublime human race.
Jesus.

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>>7571596
Zadie Smith.

Compared to my DFW, I'm not sure who's more pleb. I also read pic related unironically in high school

>>7575776
>thinks Mann is difficult
Pleb

>>7575803
I'm not a frogposter. I was just saying that "roast beef" isn't desired in a woman.

>>7577906
>equating difficulty with quality and value

kek'd hard

>>7577860
>caring about the human race

>>7577953
Oh man, you're such a nihilist. You're probably intelligent with a wicked sense of humor too.

>>7577860
Anyone intelligent enough to realize we don't need more humans is exactly the sort of human we need to have reproducing right now

Don't let Agenda 21 win, Anon. Don't buy into /r/childfree

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>>7575812

I rarely post on /pol/

You don't have to be some big evil racist to want European women to be safe.

>>7575132
Cum in her face

Is she hot?

>>7575776
>>7577960
ironic shitposts like these out you as reddit

>>7577964
lol how does it feel to be a literal white knight for women that are probably disgusted by you?

>>7578015
Disliking ironic shitposting like this outs you as a redditor
Upvoted my good sir!

>>7578015
What doesn't make you a redditor these days?

>>7572229
You guys should read narcissus and goldmund together ;^)

>>7571596
HAHAHAHA GIRLS CAN'T READ!

>>7578019

It feels better than being a literal brown turd who has to resort to raping people in front of a train station to get laid.