bookmark thread

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My bookmark of choice

Why would you want to look at photos of torn scraps of paper?

>>7528015
lmao what book is that

>>7528018
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

I just took the biggest, most painful shit i've ever experienced. I mean, my a-hole feels numb and stretched out now, no fucking joke.

I seriously started crying about 2 minutes in. Oh damn dude, now there's like a stinging feeling down there, i swear to god i tore something. Goddamn...

>>7528020

Looks fucking terrible anon.

>>7528037
It was better than I expected actually.
Haven't read the sequel yet. I'll buy it when I find a job again (if ever).

>>7528037
Look at all these fucks I give.

>>7527999
11/10

>>7527927
Do you guys really want to see pictures of business cards and receipts I keep around?

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>>7528051
casual

Step aside, patrician coming through

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My bookmark.

FYI, i did lose my place since i removed it from the book, but it kinda sucked anyways....

>>7528061
top kek

>>7528051
yes thats the whole point

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>>7528061
I'm crying

I don't use bookmarks.

You should be able to easily discern that which you have read from that which you have not read. If not, you need to start over from the beginning.

>>7528086
Case 1:
>use bookmark
>want to resume book
>resume book

Case 2:
>no bookmark
>want to resume book
>flap through the pages like a crippled goose
>spend thirty minutes looking for your page
>the tears start to flow
>lip quivers
>flaccid dick slides backwards into your stomach
>sweaty palms ruin the binding
>perspiration smears the text
>dubliners dissolves into a soupy mess
>cry yourself to sleep

>>7528099
I used to just put a little dot in the corner of the page with a pencil, then erase it when i started reading again...

>>7528138
Any way you look at it, that's a book mark.

>>7528152
I'm not saying it's not, faggo. Just offering help, shit man.

>>7528099
Case 2 is like infomercials showing you how hard your life is without their product. Rather ridiculous.

If it takes you more than a few seconds to find your spot without a bookmark, the pages probably ought to have pictures.

>>7528168
What a ridiculous argument to be making. You're being an intellectual snob about bookmarks for crying out loud.

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>>7528168
>Case 2 is like infomercials showing you how hard your life is without their product. Rather ridiculous.
It's a joke you dip

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I read a lot of Japanese novels, so I'm going to get this printed up today.

>>7528261
It's missing a rad meter

>>7528025
the "write what's on your mind" thread is over there, friend

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been using these for years

>>7528446
So you've, you could say, pretty much limited yourself to using these, huh...

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a patrician has arrived

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Easy and simple.

>>7528465
no sir you could say that, i wouldn't

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>>7528471
>patrician
>stops reading books halfway through the book

I just tear scraps off of junk mail I get sometimes.

I use old playing cards

>>7528524
Youre fucking ruining the book you dolt.

>>7528524
I thought I was the only one

>>7528574
you haven't really read the book if it doesn't look like it's been read.

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>>7527927

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>>7528550
So you're, hm, limiting yourself to not saying it, are you now...

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I usually leave my bookmark in the book and find something new for the next

>>7528061
Jaysus man

>>7527927

bit gay

>>7528679
not if ur a grill