>book is a square

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>reader is a square

>book is black

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>book is printed on glossy paper

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>>7504534
>reader is black

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>>7504539
>reader is printed on glossy paper

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>>7504539
>Reader is a glossy paper

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>>7504555

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>>7504559
Saved them both

>>7504573
What a smug Wallace.

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>book is difficult to read

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>font is larger than 4pt

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>>7504629
>book is easy to read

>>7504666
semen demon desu

>book is a book

> book is not a qt gf

>reader is a book

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>>7504517
>book is goat

>>7504517

>book is segmented into chapters or sections, or contains page breaks

;^(

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'Hey, what is going on here?'

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFYHThmSfI

>>7504817
What is this horrible accent?

>Book is written in natural language.

>concerned with anything but concepts, themes of a book

>>7504824
>>7504817
Sounds austrian desu
Great inflexions my friend

>>7504817
>semon deemon deesoo
jizzed in my pants senpai

>>7504517
>dedication
>forward
>preface to the first edition
>preface to the second edition
>translators notes
>introduction
>introduction part 2
>further reading
>book starts on page 78

>>7504903
>I read for fun
nice to see you're still around during the holidays reddit

>>7504838
>even concerned about concepts and themes
>not totally disinterested in the book entirely but still reading anyway
stay pleb

>>7504903
Literally every Hegel book.

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>>7504903
>The Princess Bride
fuckin lel

>>7504916
That's not what disinterested means, faggot: it means unbiased. You're thinking of uninterested.

>>7504817
Nobody asked you to do that
and nobody wanted you to either
our lives' quality has increased 0% from this

>>7505364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05S4hFB1KIL

>>7504517
actually its a cube

>>7505391
every book is a tesseract. prove me wrong.

>>7505364
I evaluate that my own life's quality has increased 0% from it, but am firmly convinced that, were this estimation only far enough accurate in decimals as to measure such a tiny contribution, it would be a positive.
I can't un-ask for it anyway.

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>>7505394
K.

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>>7505490

YOU FOOL, THIS IS THE MEMETIC EQUIVALENT OF DIVIDING BY ZERO

WHAT HAVE THOU DONE!?!?!?!

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>book is not about radical feminism

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>>7504517
>book is fictional

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>book is blank

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>>7506883
You mean your life book?

>>7504527

underrated

>>7504817
Top kek my man, top kek.

Fuck the faggot who didn't like that.

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>book

>>7504817
>those probably drunk people talking on the back

>>7504527
underrated post

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>book is written in a non-extinct language

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>book is being burnt

>>7506889
buuuuuurn

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>>7504817

>book isn't bulletproof

>>7506930
nukchba bablutakabut gim morgassa wagulu

>>7506930
I love you so much i will invent a language only to shoot myself before the book got published
as i was the only person to know this language, it would technically be dead