Merry Christmas lit

I tried to go to a Chinese restaurant today and they were closed. Aside from there is no-one to serve on this day. Sure enough, there are Muslims, there are Orthodox Christians and there are Atheists from Eastern Germany, but they immigrants and poor. They don't waste moneys on restaurants. For Germany that's the patrimony of Hitler.

>>7501930
i want to go out and buy a pizza from a corporate establishment but i can hear the awful hobo who lives in the slum across the street laughing like a maniac clearly drunk as fuck

>>7501939
get it delivered pham

i want to die

>>7501952
that costs more i want one of those 5 dollar pizzas from little caesars, people hate on corporate pizza but i don't want to pay some degenerate catholic 8 bucks for a pie

>>7501954
oh stop being so fucking melodramatic

>>7501954
did u try thinking p o s i t i v e

>>7501964
>p o s i t i v e

does positive get translated into some queer japanese tranny shit? why u wrote like that

>>7501967
senpai desu cuck

>>7501959
wanna fuck me?

>>7501987
yeah sure why not are you in the tristate area?

>>7501989
i'm not even from the US

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>>7501954
Cheer up, anon, you'll be dead soon enough

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>>7501914
merry christmas, anon

my gf is spending the holiday with her son (the dad has custody) so i won't even see her tomorrow

worst christmas ever

>>7502483
How does it feel knowing that you're getting turbocucked on the anniversary of our saviour's birth?

>>7502506
we fuck 5+ times a week so i'm ok with it

it's not like i'm planning on marrying or having kids with her anyway

>>7502517
>it's not like i'm planning on marrying or having kids with her anyway

In that case godspeed anon

All I know is that if my girlfriend were spending Christmas with someone she cared enough to have a child with I'd be worried. I guess you're a better man than I.

>>7502524
shes not with the guy. shes at home (she lives with her grandparents) and her son.

her other son (she has custody of him) is with the other dad

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>>7502535
>tfw you're girlfriend is cucking you with her own grandfather

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Merry Christmas you mad bastards

Which one should I read?

Stoner
The Crying of Lot 49
Steppenwolf

They all seem like they're Catcher in the Rye-tier, but I'm willing to waste my time.

girl I fell in love with texted me even after I explicitly told her not to contact me
felt like shit all day

>>7503414
>guy says he loves girl
>girl disrespects guy at every turn

surprise

>>7503409
Stoner is like Catcher In The Rye but less funny and with a mature prose and thought process.

>>7503409
All 3

>>7501967
Dude, it's all about the power of positive thinking!

>>7503409
steppenwolf

by miles

>>7502535
how many sons she has? with how many fathers? are they all together enjoying big family reunion?
you sick bastard

>>7502483

>my gf is spending the holiday with her son

My god, that's so progressive!

but >>7502506 is right, you're cucked hard faм

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> my gs's son

Really pathetic.

>>7503421
why did she do it
in retrospect I wish I popped off at her

>>7502517
Then dump her already if you're just treading water.

>>7501939
Youre afraid of the hobo? Jeez my man