hey /lit/ you can have one book for christmas, what will it be?

The Lime Twig by John Hawkes

Aniara by Harry Martinson

>>7486281
Women and Men

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Endless Fun

>>7486309
they did a certain amount of drinking together and during the course of their drinking, whenever he encountered any belligerence, he would jump behind his powerful friend and shout; deal with him, hemingway, deal with him!

>>7486281
the full journey to the west. either that or the fengshen yanyi

Zettel's Traum or Prae

Soumission de Michel Houellebecq

>>7486281
metamorphoses

>>7487181
>de

I think you mean "par."

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B)

The new Molly Crabapple book

>>7486281
The Collected Poems of Robert Penn Warren

Invasion of the Space Invaders

by Martin Amis

>>7487195
no

>>7486281

Complete works of Shakespeare.

I'm an adult and buy my own fucking books, you wretched NEETS.

>>7486307
Men and Women for me

Depends if I'm paying for it or not.
If I am: Infinite Jest or Don Quixote
If I'm not: Some sort of big anthology.

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Rauðskinna please, thank you Santa

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A book containing every written work ever produced.

The two-volume hardcover edition of The Man Without Qualities

>>7489708
That would be so shitty. Imagine trying to find anything in there. What would reading it be like? Think of the spine!

Paradise Lost. Still haven't found a good edition. Any recommendations?

>>7489730
It would be an e-book.

>>7489730
Depends how small the print is. Maybe each letter is only a few atoms wide?

>>7489733
Good luck fitting that on any current e-reader.

>>7489735
That makes it even more unreadable.

I am having one book for Christmas. It's Stoner.

>>7489742
>That makes it even more unreadable.
Just carry around an Electron Scanning Microscope.

A translated version of the Voynich Manuscript, along with a translation guide of the words and letters from that language to English tacked on at the end.

>>7489742
>he couldn't read that
>>>r/books might be more your speed, bud

>>7486281
A book containing the world's nuclear launch codes, or Fifty Shades of Grey :^).

>>7487196
Fantastic novel, by the way. Handy if you are looking to expand your knowledge on the Star Wars Lore.

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>>7490190
>Fantastic novel, by the way.Handy if you are looking to expand your knowledge on the Star Wars lore.

>>7490206
xD

I haven't read East of Eden yet.

A copy of the hobbit that doesn't have that "now a major motion picture shit" scrawled on the cover, back and binding.