What is Satan's problem?
he would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven, i guess
>>7463273
1) He had an overactive imagination as a child.
2) His father didn't give him enough attention whilst he was growing up.
3) The other kids found him too introspective and quiet and openly assumed it was because he was gay and as a result refused to be seen talking to him.
he understands the incompetence of le demiourgos and tries contacting logos.
>>7463273
he would rather dance the charleston than pants the carlton, i guess
Nothing, he's just fulfilling his nature
>>7463299
Didn't realize there were more of these
He's Albanian.
>>7463273
Prideful anger
>>7463273
He's a loser
>>7463311
more ebin gnostics
Of his creations, Satan was God's favorite in the beginning and Satan was in love with God completely. When God created humanity, God said that humanity was superior to the angels, his first and favorite creation being Satan. The angels were now to love and serve not only God but now humanity as well. Satan could not bring himself to love humanity because Satan loved God alone. God then says "Get out of my sight". What sustains Satan in hell are these last words uttered by God. Satan is the great lover of God and endures the torment of the deepest hell for his love.
Keep this in your minds anon.
Pride
>>7463280
>inb4 milton
Was laughed out of the loft party by Mike.
>>7463406
Satan is the post-fall perversion of Lucifer
Are there any mythologies where Satan is born from and sustained by peoples' belief that the world is unjust?
>>7463406
source?
of course - any careful reading of greek/roman myth, especially the aeneid, would reveal a parallel between this idea of god/satan and jupiter/hera - a married couple that fight and counter each other and endlessly argue
>>7463435
The thread was about Satan, and I decided not to muddle things up bringing in the Satan/Lucifer issue. It honestly depends on which version of the myth you read, some have Lucifer as a separate entity entirely
>>7463273
God
>>7463406
Literally the most patrician thing ever. Calvinists have the right idea.
Satan just loves banging chicks in back of convertables while listening to the Eagles at the end of civilization. Just ask the King
>>7463639
>Go ask the king
>James is a fat liar
>>7463273
He tries to make people lust after 15 year olds. He's doing it right now.
>>7463690
Girls peak at 14.
>>7463690
>>7463704
Lolita came out 60 years ago today
>>7463704
this man speaks the truth.
>>7463704
You mean 11.
>>7463273
>gives reason to humans
>gives freedom to humans
>teaches to question greater powers
>teaches critical thinking
>gives clothes to humans
Satan is the bad guy.
>>7463777
>777
of by 111
>>7463787
>holy trips
>antisatan post
makes perfect sense laddo
>>7463803
nevermind i didn't read the greentext