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/lit/ humor thread

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/lit/ humor thread
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>>7452292
Every god damn time
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>>7452292
>>7452369
see you guys on r/4chan
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Someone post the greentext image of an anon turning a homeless man onto Eastern philosophy. Probably one of the funniest things I've read on /lit/.
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>>7452292
I'm not sure it's humor but...
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may i direct you to >>7446569 among others
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>>7452486
I want to see this
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humor threads are great. and the brain knows this, for the brain knows humor threads
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>>7452582
Why the fuck does a /lit/ screencap have a tumblr filename? Are the memes about this board true... are we really tumblr?
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>>7452862
Needs more edits
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None of these are funny.
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>>7452467

?

m8
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>>7452668

holy shit i died laughing and then i was reborn a sad husk of a man
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>>7452668
This is art.

Lost it at the piss bottles.
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>>7453045
k
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>>7453045
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Anybody got that image of DFW's head on John Cena's body?
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>>7453079

i'm used to wasting my team reading things on this site but my god man
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>>7452668
I find it a struggle to not break down while reading this
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Stirner greentext where?
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>>7452862
kay
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>>7453092
k
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>>7453095
k
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>>7453101
k
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>>7453116
k
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>>7453119
k
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>>7453147
have some gold M8
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>>7453125
This is the best one desu
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Any zizek ones?
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>>7453079
>dickens'
what a retard
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>>7453079
Sad how true this picture is
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>>7453079
This is retarded, some post grad is bitter he took a shit course with schizoid subjects
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>>7453736
fuck that's funny
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>>7453768
Why, it is, of course.
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>>7453768
There are certainly people who hate women in the world, but it's not some coordinated effort, some conspiracy against women. It's just a symptom of the fact that bad people exist.
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>>7453774
Kind of sad, ťbh
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>>7453002

because this particular one was lelsorandum that it got picked up elsewhere on the internet

And the guy posting is probably from that 'elsewhere'
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>>7453736

kekel
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>>7453768
meh, just a little harmless banter
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>>7453736
kek'd
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>>7453768
she was asking for it.
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>>7453847
>everyday is Quite the Opposite Day
Fucking topekak
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>>7453892
see
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Don't make me repeat myself
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>>7453892
This is a safe space for literature, right anon?
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>>7453130
You deserve some sort of award for this
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>>7453832
how would we change such a systemic issue?
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>>7454018
slowly. they're the kinds of things that take generations to fix.
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>>7454023
>>7454020
and then people won't say mean things to women on the internet?
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>>7454018
whine on the internet and take for granted that every single male you meet either in real life or online is a misogynist and treat them like shit. Then, when they dislike you as an individual, interpret the outwards signs of their dislike for you as a hatred of women in general and feel justified in acting like a spastic all the time to everyone you meet.
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>>7454018
>how would we change
>we
it's women's problem why bother getting involved
they aren't worth a drop of sweat
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>>7454033
I think humanity can mark it as a success when people stop posting:
"A key that can open any lock is a great key, a lock that can be opened with any key is a shitty lock."
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>>7453130
I'm crying right now. Ya done good anon
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>>7454023
>See what Sweden is doing.
What is Sweden doing? I ask a swede.
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>>7452668
That was a fun day on /lit/
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>Which one's my coke? Mom put hers in the fridge, but me and dad's are both out. Now, I walked the dog and there's a coke by the front door, but dad might have just set it there when he walked in the house. OR it could have been me when I walked the dog, could've just left it when me and the dog were going out. Dad doesn't seem to care about it. He's already taking his nap and the ice in both of the cups is melting. The other coke is by the bananas and I don't recall going that far into the house before I walked the dog. So that might be dad's, it's certainly carrying more coke than the cup by the door. I just thought I had drank all mine. I thought it was near empty. So... a cup being full and a cup being half full both seem like options that don't make sense. I'm gonna drink both. If dad cared he'd have put it in the fridge. Dad works so hard though. He could've just forgotten that he'd even HAD a coke...Dad wouldn't even be upset if I drank it. He's probably not even gonna remember that he HAD a cup of coke, but that doesn't seem fair. He should still have the coke whaen he wakes up from the nap right? I would HOPE that my family would save my cup of coke if it had been me who'd taken a nap. I' as forgettful as my dad. That's funny. I'll drink one cup. And I'll leave one cup for him, but I'm gonna drink the full cup of coke.
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>>7454303
in a reddit thread you've managed to out yourselves as especially reddit
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>>7454327
>Giving every 16 year-old a copy of "Why we should all be feminists."
That was a publisher, not the government.
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>>7454327
In the school I went to no studend bothered to read any book, even when they had an assignment to do so. They will probably just throw the book away or put it somewhere and forget about it.
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>>7454392
if they read it or not doesn't matter, what matters is it is given to them
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>>7454327
and one of the highest rates of rape
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>>7453768
>ihavenosenseofhumor.png
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>>7454528
They do have one of the highest recorded rates of rape of any country but that is because they have a very wide definition of rape and
>The Swedish police record each instance of sexual violence in every case separately, leading to an inflated number of cases compared to other countries

so they do have one of the highest rates of recorded rape but it is because everything is rape there.
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Needs more DFW.
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>>7454575
>The Swedish police record each instance of sexual violence in every case separately

Wait. So if in one minute, a man
1. Pins a girl down
2. Rips her clothes off
3. Pries her legs open
4. Thrusts his penis into her vagina 10 times,

then Swedish police will charge him with 13 instances of rape?
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>>7454585
>waahh they said mean things to me on the internet
>must be indicative of some global systematic conspiracy to keep womyn down
this is why men and women can never be friends. they are incapable of handling bantz.
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seriously i think we have a better chance of getting rid of sadness than gender based animosity. women in the united states are not oppressed, so long as their right to reproductive autonomy is maintained.

>>7454626
i am not sure, maybe 4?
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>>7454640
>women in the united states are not oppressed
m'fedora
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>>7453092
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>>7453130

This type of autism needs to stay at /r9k/
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>>7454328

>being this autistic

XDDDD
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>>7453780
lel
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>>7454663
m'dyed hair
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>>7453130
I am crying real tears. I haven't laughed this long in a while
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>>7454327
And the highest violent crime and rape Capitol of the west due to his liberalism in immigration. They are a failed feminist experiment
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>>7454640
Reddit please go.
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>>7454730
>the highest violent crime
Citation needed.
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books lmao
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>>7452292
get this holehead outta this cave
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>>7453079
fixed
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>>7453180
I enjoyed this
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>>7453826
>>7453798
>t'bh
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>>7454608

What did he do with all those empty water bottles?
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>>7455267
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>>7452668

I cried with laughter at the 'piss bottles' and I'm still unsure as to why.
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>>7455284
You keep on going with this man. You have real talent.
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funny op but the best dfw belt story was the one about how it was a Kenneth Cole REACTION belt from Macy's or something, or maybe it was true but god damn Macy's has god awful shit and dfw was rich as shit why didn't he get an Italian belt from Saks
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>>7455284
uptoked
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>>7453130
>high as fuck hugo
fucking excellent
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>>7453054
I think he meant someone was going to post those images on reddit
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>>7453853
Seconded.
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>>7455884
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>>7455893
>>7455884
Shit this meme dates back to 2010
Absolutely disgusting
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>>7455893
bro is that the same loft that Sean Malto does a 50/50 down that handrail in his pajamas in Pretty Sweet? or is that like some McLoft and there are 10,000 of the same one in the Bay Area?
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>>7452668
That's the saddest thing I've seen for a while.
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>>7452668
People left /lit/ after that
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>>7455903
tell me about the bay area. what part of it do you live in?
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>>7453130
Fucking hilarious. I'm crying.
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>>7454097
Fuck that's amazing
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>>7453119
Holy shit

Im dead
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>>7455284
Quality meme
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>>7455284
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>humor thread
>ends up being about a handful of first-wolder roasties bitching about muh oppression
Never change, /lit/

t. 8/lit/.
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>>7453152
>I have stated my case on nothing.
Is that supposed to be a translation of "Ich hab mein Sach' auf Nichts gestellt."?
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>>7455284
This one is a masterpiece

I approve of this thread
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>>7455284
Oh. No.
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>>7457556
ayy
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>>7457981
WTF?
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>>7457981
kekekekek
funniest post in thrad
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>>7457981
link
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>>7457981
To be fair, I have never encountered any sort of literary criticism on the internet worth reading. The bar is not that high.
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>>7457981

I love how libtards think not wanting to be witch-hunted = not srs, i was only joking.
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>>7457981
Why are you reading this horse-shit?
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>>7453736
Lel'd
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>>7458057
most of us are joking
only a small minority of us shoot black protestors or strangle our grilfriends and post pics of her corpse on /b/
4chan is the Manchurian ceramics forum of peace
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>>7452668
It's extremely funny while you read it

Very sad afterwards
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>>7457556
Saved for /tv/ purposes
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>>7453147
hello reddit
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>>7458124
the majority silently supports it, though

you rarely see a 4channer condemning the atrocities committed by members of their own community
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>>7458165
meh, in my case it's more indifference than support
>dipshit strangles his girlfriend, post pics on /b/
>says he's gonna an hero
>fails
>going to prison for life
>me "lol what a dipshit"
>"stay retarded /b/"
not condemnation granted but lets face it condemnation if for moralfags
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>>7458165
>you rarely see a 4channer condemning the atrocities committed by members of their own community

I bet you even give money to charities
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>>7458196
>condemnation if for moralfags
>if
>>7453736
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>>7458201
whoops
kek
well played
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>>7453180

probably seen often by you guys, but always gets me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs
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>>7458234
and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri0qiAita4s
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>>7458234
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jpnLoBQgGw
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>>7457981
"kek /lit/ is so pointless and dumb and not what this journalist is describing at all yet out of all the tens of thousands of websites dedicated to literature i choose to spend my time on this one"

a timeless meme
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>>7453002
>mfw the Greeks is actually the right answer in this case
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>>7452668
Emotional rollercoaster. wtf lit fuck u
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>>7452369
Isn't that black guy just saying 'that's why you read, so you can learn (to be an intellectual)'
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>>7452292
If I wanted humor I'd look up your 1 rep maxes
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>>7458606

75kg ohp is my most impressive.
>shoulders of the gods
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>>7452369
>>7458602
This has got to be the most enigmatic black guy in history and we don't even have a reaction pic of him faintly smiling
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>>7453002
That's because the site that claims to hate us also posts screencaps of le epic 4chan posts all the time.
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I like this thread, I think I'll contribute a little.
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A bit of Zizek
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>>7460029
Pic related
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Everyone's favorite charlacan.
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More recently, Lévy was publicly embarrassed when his essay De la guerre en philosophie (2010) cited the writings of French "philosopher" Jean-Baptiste Botul.[37] Botul's writings are actually well-known spoofs, and Botul himself is the purely fictional creation of a living French journalist and philosopher, Frédéric Pagès. Responding in an opinion piece, Levy wrote: "It was a truly brilliant and very believable hoax from the mind of a Canard Enchaîné journalist who remains a good philosopher all the same. So I was caught, as were the critics who reviewed the book when it came out. The only thing left to say, with no hard feelings, is kudos to the artist."[38]

He founded the "Association of Friends of Jean-Baptiste Botul" to promote this fictitious philosopher and his school of "Botulism". In 2010, the hoax caught out the well-known TV philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, whose book De la guerre en philosophie used Botul as the primary source for his attack on Kant.[1][2]
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>>7460077
Botulism (Latin, botulus, a sausage[1]) is a rare and potentially fatal illness caused by a toxin produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. The disease begins with weakness, trouble seeing, feeling tired, and trouble speaking. This may then be followed by weakness of the arms, chest muscles, and legs. The disease does not usually affect consciousness or cause a fever.[2]
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>>7460122
i just went on xvideos to look for it hoping it was real desu
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>>7460032
>simplified characters
he had one job
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>>7458165
How do you know they support it if they are silent?
How many people actively speak out against these things irl? Seems like you're reaching here. People on 4chan are, in reality, no more or less vocal than the rest of the non-4chan population.
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>>7458165
>the majority silently supports it, though

The majority sages and reports, buttmunch.
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>>7452668
this was my first thread

what was /lit/ like before katiegate?
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>>7458018
>>7458027
>>7458036
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>>7458057
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>>7458262
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/29/dylann-roof-4chan-and-the-new-online-racism.html
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>>7460184
the same but with more tripfags
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>>7457575
>None. What. So. Ever.
>typing sentences in the most melodramatic fashion
stopped reading there. Come back when you can express your thoughts like a normal person.
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>>7455224
>>7458165
>you rarely see a 4channer condemning the atrocities committed by members of their own community

>implying that eighty percent of posts aren't "4channers" spitting abuse and condemnations at absolutely everyone.
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>>7452776
Pretty unfunny f.a.m
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>>7452292
"westward cannon"
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>>7460191
I couldn't get past the first sentence. Jesus Christ.
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humour threads are the worst thing to happen on 4chan. if you like this kind of shit please fuck off back to /r/4chan
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>>7452292
anyone have that ad of the guy on the beach reading genre fiction?
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>>7455273
Why the scare quotes? They're bottles filled with piss.
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>>7453130
these things are starting to get to me

can't stop kekking
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>>7461073
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>>7452821
i dont get it
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>>7452292
>>7459648
>>7459685
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>>7453130
I cried laughing in public you maniac
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>>7462170
What is that green slice between poisoned and stabbeb and poisoned?
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>>7462200
Hm, other, maybe?
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>>7462170
Why would you poison a man before stabbing him?

>>7462200
Yorick
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>>7462200
stabbed with a poisonous dagger
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>>7462305
>Why would you poison a man before stabbing him?
On the off-chance he flies too good.
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>>7462321
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>>7462305
Two different assassination attempts made by different assassins on the same guy at the same time.
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>>7462321
>>7462332
I suspect the CIA.
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>>7462200
The Death of the Author.
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>>7458165
4chan is a board of peace
Terrorists do not represent the average poster
Please do not support 4chanphobia
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>>7462602
you might be being sarcastic but you're right. terrorists don't represent the average poster. it's not like i could do anything during katiegate except warning you fags you were gonna ruin it.
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>>7454626
If a woman is in an abusive relationship and raped two dozen times, that counted as 24 rapes.
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>>7458165
>you rarely see a 4channer condemning the atrocities committed by members of their own community

I mean but seriously, even going as far back as chanology you had people who were opposed to it loudly specifically because the publicity would ruin everything.

I wonder how many of them feel vindicated.
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>>7462382
Good one.
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>>7455240
I just might have to start doing this....
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>>7463033
Me too d'esu.
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>>7463033
>>7463127
me as well fám
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>>7452292
Guys what should I make my tinder bio?
I want them to know I'm well read but accessible
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>>7463338
dude books lmao
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>>7462602
kek
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>>7463363
Should I have a picture with a book? Infinite Jest to meme it up?
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Does anyone have the story about the guy shitting in the girl's face and calling her by the wrong name?
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>>7457981
The fuck. There's nothing sinister about /lit/ at all. The reporter has no idea what he's talking about.
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>>7452668
The day that /lit/ died.
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>>7463764
>be normie reporter
>decide to check /lit/ out
>it's in the middle of one of those nihilist, pessimist and antinatalist meming
>people saying that murder is legitimised because suffering is bad
>cioran quotes everywhere
>five stirner threads I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
>tis not contrary to reason to kill babbies to hurting my little finger why did hume BTFO everyone??
>how do i into evola lads
>there's literally nothing wrong with <edgy thing> prove me wrong
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>>7462170
Undisclosed preface deaths?
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>>7452668
Possible the best thread I've ever posted in. I was literally crying with laughter
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>>7458265
Not really, you can go further back to sumer. Should start at the beginning.
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>>7455284
now we're cooking with oil
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>>7452668
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>>7458602

>not "(heh..of course) That's why you read Plato"
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>>7453761
what was this guy name?
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>>7463748
lel
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>>7463478
This is, the means of expression aside, a totally accurate analysis whose content is unfairly ignored. This really belongs more in a rage thread.
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>>7452668
/lit/ has never recovered from this. Hell, I've never recovered from this.
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>>7452821
this is fucking hilarious

>I would have gone with collage images of wheat instead

makes me lose it every time because you realize he probably regularly posts those fucking "read, expected, got" images.
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>>7452668
ALL MY KEKKERY
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requesting the greentext where the guy hurls a girl's copy of Infinite Jest across the room, tells her DFW has no discernible talent, and tells her to read Hemmingway instead.
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>snubnose katana
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>>7463466
I want more
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>>7452668

I remember that day.

I actually didn't go back to /lit/ for months, it was better before...
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>>7454608
?
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>>7452292
>>7454608
enjoy
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>>7458234
Zizek is my hero
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>>7457981
guise
we did it guise
we did it
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>>7462170
>baked into pie
Wat
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>>7460184

more philosophy threads, less genre shit and bookshelf
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>>7453079
Pretty accurate, my high school English teacher was a doctorate, when we studied romanticism we spent a week talking about looney tunes, and two weeks talking about heroin.
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>>7468844
Titus Andronicus
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>>7468844
Titus Andronicus
The whole play is pretty whack
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>>7452668
I came to /lit/ after this, and this is my first time reading/hearing about it. Good to know one's history, I suppose. Makes you want to do post-ironic things with your time...
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>>7463764
Many people here actually question a lot of the rhetoric of the current social justice movement, henceforth they must be fascists.
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>>7468850
>less bookshelf

Not from what I can remember.
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>>7468844
>he hasn't read titus andronicus

Read it now, it's basically torture porn, and easily Shakespeare's least good play.
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saw this and thought it would do well in a /lit/ humor thread
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>>7453180
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>>7452668
Okay, I've seen this about 20 times now and the fact it is still outrageously fucking funny gives me the feeling that that thread was literally perfect.
The reaction images (that feel is calling), to sonic the hedgehog proclaiming something as the image for that post, holy shit, really, really spot on. Like there is some mystical and divine rhythm to the images used and the posting in that thread.

Whoever compiled it did a fucking 10/10 job
>>
Fml up bros I typically HATE humor threads on here because you guys fuck it up so badly and it just feels like a false /b/ appropriation but this one is gold
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>>7452486
>>7452737
4 U.

Not hilarious in my opinion but interesting enough to cap 4 posterity
http://imgur.com/zJpDF9Z
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>>7468826
top lyl
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>>7469082
>imgur
If only there was simpler way to share images on 4chan.
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>>7463748
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>>7462305
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>>7469898
Yes. Thank you so much.
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>>7461039
underrated post
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>>7462200
>green
on what dimension is that anything other than blue
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>>7474275
Well it's teal, a bluish green.
not a greenish blue
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>>7470258
What userstyle is thaT?
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>>7474297
tomorrow i'd wager
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Anyone have the link to the edit of all dfws sighs and extra emotive thinker man gasps from that one interview with the german women
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>>7474655
this is great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ZOOPwwHMY

Maradonia the Shadow Empire.
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>>7474534
Why would you want edits, the straight caps are already top of the line expressive
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>>7468903
>Shakespeare's least good play
I've heard that somewhere before, might be why I still haven't read it.
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>>7474777
Yeah, but trannies are mentally ill.
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>>7458616

manlet detected
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>>7468844
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>>7474802
Why are the same people who say trannies are mentally ill the same people who say they should not get transition surgery? If they weren't mentally ill, that would be a reason to stay as they are. However, they have a mental illness and the cure is surgery or therapy.
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>>7474787
It's a lot of fun imo. Kind of like watching gladiators in an arena. Not as deep and intelligent as his more popular plays, but fun.

>>7474936
Also, the adaptation with Anthony Hopkins is great.
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>>7461294

there was no corn in europe. corn is native to the americas which no european had contact with yet
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>>7475526
corn is a generic term for the predominate grain crop of a region
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>>7464048

LORD TIMOTHY FUKKIN DEXTER
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>>7475611
literally the meme lord of the new world

none can compete
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>>7474756
the edit of them all stringed together is really funny
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