help!

>>7449361
even though this obviously b8, 500 words? A fingerless autist could bust that out in ten minutes.

"brekkek kékkek kékkek" said anon

JAMES JOYCE WROTE LOVE LETTERS ABOUT FARTS. There's your intro. Expand on that. That's all anybody wants to know about anyway.

I'd have a hard time saying anything of substance about Ulysses in 500 words.

>>7449365
How would they activate the claw of fail with no fingers?

>>7449365
>>7449399
I T ' S A M E M E

>>7449407
mash dick on keyboard

that's how many writers get their stuff done nowadays anyway

>>7449361
just bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk my shit up

>tfw 200 word essay on the use of metaphor in 'Of Mice and Men' due in 3 weeks

Help me brahs :0

>>7449440
>mfw I have to write a paragraph about J.G. ballard

I ' M F U C K E D

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>have to write an essay about the influence of John Cage's 4'33"
>turn in a blank sheet of paper
>get an A
>mfw

>Help I have a 5 word essay about Hegel's Metaphysics due in 10 minutes what do I do??

Go fuk urself fuk boi - Man in the brown coat.

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>>7449525

Here anon I'll get you started:

>Le Bagel man is

>>7449519
i want to believe

>>7449519
how original

Did you read Portrait of the Artist? It was basically an essay on Ulysses itself

Have a 1 word essay due on what I thought of The very hungry Caterpillar due in 50 years
H-help me!

>>7449662
In what way?

>>7450042
Hunger.

>3000-3500 words on goat's milk in the New Testament due tomorrow
>4200 words in
>not even done with Mark yet

K I L L M E

>>7449662
How can you write an essay on a book that hasn't been written yet?