Twilight

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>>7441047
Start with The Complete Manual of Suicide.

Hide this thread. Sage if you do post.

>>7441047
Still a better love story than Twilight.

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>>7441050

Singles checked

The gay kid on it is pretty hot, I gotta admit.

Robert Patinson is a good actor and i think he's a cool guy to be honest

Start with the first book. But why? The only reason I read the series was for school and I was a lazy shit back then and these were worth the points

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>>7441078
So is Kirsten Stewert. Twilight is a decision that will haunt the both of them for the rest of their lives. It almost broke Patterson, the poor guy.

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>>7441119

It will forever hunt them.
He seems like a jolly decent chap.

>>7441047
Are you actually asking? Firstly, let me establish that i'm unlike most of /lit/. I love hitchiker's guide, and everything else douglas adams did. Chuck palahniuk has written two good books and a handful of "eh" as far as i'm concerned. I've never read hemingway pynchon or infinite jest, and I read for fun. The point is that when I tell you that Twilight is the shallowest, shittiest, saddest excuse for storytelling that has ever existed, you know that that's not just my default response to anything accessible to the public. It is, without a doubt, a shining monument to how stupid and shallow american youth are, how dumb and delusional our society is in terms of love and human relationships, and how little actual content has to go into something before the general public all calls it a masterpiece because it's the only thing they've read this decade.

>>7441047
>is there a better starting point?

Dracula.

But you're b8 so never mind

>>7441129
topkek

>>7441132
>this is what plebs actually believe
Twilight is patrician now.

>>7441143
Then i'll just go ahead and kill myself. Peace out world.

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why wouldn't you want to consume the entirety of kstew's body of work?

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>>7441132
this is you. the rainbow is ideology.

>>7441147
n-no

i was just kidding pls don't kill urself ;_;

>>7441151
Could you elaborate please?what ideology? Im another anon

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>>7441132

>and I read for fun.

>>7441132
Just out of curiosity, what two Palahniuk books are you referring to?

''My experiences and delusions in highschool with vampires in it''
By Stepheny Meyer.

>>7442379
Rant and fight club

>>7442431
"Buffy and angel's relationship made even more stupid" by Stephanie meyer

>>7441047
its like most pop lit written by middle aged weird women. kinda shitty.