Post your novel blurb here

Some people abandon each other but don't know why. Others keep seeing their doppelgangers. Siblings fall in love. A woman predicts her own death.

It is true that most people think, but do not admit, that sperm tastes better in the afternoon. But one day, one brave free thinker forced an entire retirement home into doing a week long experiment that proved the matter ones and for all.

That's not what this book is about though. It's about hamburgers.

it's like a choose your own adventure but for people who want to fight

I knew damn well that no other person can fix you out of the blue. But dammit she made me believe.

it's reservoir dogs but with all black people
jk, no, you could never do that nowadays without being called racist for depicting blacks as violent and profane
it's reservoir dogs with women
they'll like that because it will be "empowering" for women or something

>>7429299
>ones and for all

>>7429273
elaborate

>>7432204
that's just what happens in my novel.

Two guys talk about surreal things they experienced while setting up for a gig they booked on Tuesday. The poster for the event features Karl Marx playing a Melodica.

>>7432180
>Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?
>Because you're a faggot

Doesn't really translate well to women.