How do you construct a flat character and make it actually work?

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Make her pretty with nice legs.

>>7416045
Read Flatland for some tips

imply depth cf iago

Just watch a Pre-Daniel-Craig Bond movie.

>>7416069
Th' only bled thet metters is jewish bled.

>>7416045
have the character decide to do things without building up their motivations beforehand

>>7416045
Look at any woman in the real world

>>7416045
Make the character a girl l o l i hate women

Cover up your shortcomings with plot and description

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>>7416234
>being this mad

delicious

>>7416240
why can't I be mad at women?
my mom left me

>>7416045
By focusing on the setting and what's going on in the character's world, turning the setting into the main object of the story. Only use the character as a vehicle for the reader to enter into that world. Sometimes it's fun to have a character just observe things.

>>7416045
Snow Crash

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>>7416245
what the fuck is it with this cat and his pancakes

I'm predicting this will be the new hottest meme

Watch anime.