>Pynchon isn't cannon

How the fuck is it fedora to declare that Pynchon, a male author, is not a
>large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare.

>>7400731
700 page tomes about eating scat, parabolas, and penises are not really canonical in my book.

pynchon is clearly a rocket you dunce

Pynchon is meme trash

>>7400747
Outed yourself as a boring fedora tipper. Oh. Ha.

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>>7400731
>thecannon

>>7400747
>penises
Says the guy obsessed with imaginary cannons

>>7400748
fuck you i came here to post this

Pynchon isn't cannon b/c he missile m8.

>living author
>part of the established canon

It doesn't fucking work that way, nigger.

>>7400731
pynchone IS cannon you faggot bitch

HAHA YOU POSTED A MEME THEN I POSTED A MEME CAUSE MEMES ARE MEMES MEME MEME. MEME A TOOLET MEME KEK LEL XDDDDDD

>THIS WHOLE THREAD

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>>7400731
>Pynchon isn't canon
Wrong image, esse

>>7400955
tb quite h pynchon's just like this awkwardly racist and sexist redittor who never accepts having said something problematic