Finals Anxiety thread anybody?

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>not graduated
>2015
Have fun w your diploma mill diploma pal.

>>7400647
MA program getting paid to do it, so why not?

>>7400660
Britbong spacetime waster wow.

>>7400644
>>7400660
i'm still an undergrad so my feels are a little different, but stressing as well. have a few papers that i don't really care about hanging over my head for the end of the semester as well. currently working on one i do care about, but my TA for that class is a very tough -but still fair - grader, so i'm kind of worried about that. also still need to pick out classes and find a job for next term as well, which sucks.

>>7400647
in the same breath you're ridiculing the post-secondary education system while simultaneously ridiculing the fact op hasn't graduated from one yet? regardless, statistics show that generally speaking one is almost always universally better off for having attained a college/university degree.

>>7400676
>better off
Meaning less sex, less children, more $ with illuminati triangles?

>>7400685
>muh spooks

what do sex and children have to do with anything? and you're not necessarily uncovering some grand conspiracy, clearly "better off" in this scenario is in terms of wealth and finances (which could very well lead to more sex...).

>>7400691
>could very well
Statistically it doesn't. And your partner is more likely to cheat on you, and you're more likely to be depressed.

Sex and children make your glands pump hormones out into your bloodstream that are responsible for happiness. I haven't read Stirner so I don't know if that qualifies as spookin. I'll venture 'No'.

There can be dignity and intelligence w/in any class, I see no reason to crawl up the greasy pole put in place by people who would never actually accept you.

Britbongs are a lost cause though. You at Shufflefield?

>>7400676
>i'm still an undergrad
In what undergrad program are you doing work for legitimate academic conferences?

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>>7400644
just snort some adderall and be on your way like any other decent human being

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i just wrote this poem about my current state of anxiety:

It was around this time last year,
I laughed when he said it.
Three weeks to live
a life that wasn’t there.

A serious life is never easy,
when intuition leaves you clumsy
smartie tube wrists
eyes fading like sand.

I’ll forgive them their pity,
and pretend to not feel guilty,
about the love I stole,
and the pain I created.

Your girlfriend’s married
You’ve lied about it all.
She’s fucking her dad,
and you’re sick of the fall.

When nothing is sacred
and we all act like kids
clothespins on her tits
just act like the wind

How arrogant do you have to be, to be glad of your own birth?
The pain you’ll cause when you leave this Earth?
Burn your feelings, sever your roots,
and in one year's time, they’ll be under your fake boot.

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>tfw procrastinating by watching art films and classic cinema