stupid request - book as a gift

>non-reader wants the chaste NEET intellectuals of /lit/ to bag them some easy puss

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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>>7386131
you got me man,but have mercy on me, its my only chance ;_;

>>7386120
Seems like middlebrow stuff. Maybe buy her a Margaret Atwood book.

>>7386120
>im obliged to buy a book for the woman that i know as a gift
Why are you obliged to by a book?

Get her Moby- Dick. That's my recommendation for anyone looking for a boon.

Unbearable Lightness of Being = Immeasurable Supply of Pussy and Ass

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>>7386161
Ayyy give her the D... the Moby D!

>>7386120

I've heard women love Norwegian Wood by Murakami. Haven't read it.

Or, y'know, go all-in and give her something by Swinburne.

>>7386131

This isn't /r9k/.

>>7386226
Women love various nationalities of wood, studies show. Ayyyyyyyyyy.

>>7386161
>Why are you obliged to by a book?
thats a long and weird story but making it short - shes is some kind of teacher for me, waste a lot of her free time for practising with me so i had thought that book would be a great idea as a recompense and proof of graditude from my side

>Get her Moby- Dick. That's my recommendation for anyone looking for a boon

she has degree in English philology so im pretty sure that she has read it

>>7386232
The bits of broken English in here are a good indicator of b8.

>>7386120
Children of Albion: Poetry of the Underground in Britain.

>>7386238
Seems to boring to be bait.

the problem here is, no matter what you give her, you're going to have to actually read it for when she inevitably wants to talk about it. You do not give someone a book you haven't read. It's a rule.

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The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.

Seriously, don't listen to anyone else, buy her this if she hasn't read it.

>>7386131
in off you have so many o's and only one f which is ironic when the word off has more f's than o's. just a thought.

>>7386238
yeeah it was supposed to be the best bait ever

>>7386332
i totally agree with you and thats why i asked for recomendations, i have a lot of time for choosing the right book, im surely gonna read it before giving to her

>>7386156
well... shes definitely not a feminist

>>7387208
>shes definitely not a feminist
Give her some hateporn then.

>>7387220
giving hate pornhate to attractive woman will make me look fucking alpha, wont it?

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trust me m8

>>7387238
No, it will make you look fucking path... Yes, yes it will. Do it.