Tell me which books you'll read to your children one day.

>children one day
I'm not Chad...?

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>>7379947

Well, I guess I'll start with the Greeks...

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eliot, obviously

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>>7380246
Wouldn't it be easier to start with Husserl?

Bukowski. :}

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>>7379947
Mfw

>>7379947
>Class traitor that helped the right wing win the 76 election and end the social democratic hegemony.
Are you gonna read Ayn Rand to them too?

>>7380246
I think reading the basics of Heidegger wouldn't be a bad way to raise a kid. Probably wouldn't understand most of it, but the ethics part and the basis of ideas I think would impart some wisdom/learning.

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>>7379947

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have read to my daughters multiple times

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>Not starting with the greeks
Plebs the lot of you

>2015
>having kids

wew lad

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Nietzsche because bullying would be less effective if kids understood the epistemological questions surrounding truth and language. Kids shoot up schools because they don't understand truth is relative.

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>>7379947

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>>7379947

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>>7379947
>ever wanting children ever
>ever expecting to have children
OP confirmed normalfag filth, regardless here's one I would read them.

>>7382514
This is why we have The Catcher in the Rye senpai.

>>7382497

Back to /r9k/ with you, my man.