HYPERSPHERE endgame

>>7372218
Anyone else think the cover looks like Doc Sportello in drag?

Someone please add a subtle subtle baneposting.

>>7372270
I'd do it for you.

I've contributed something to the dump, please approve it.

>>7372350
Confirmed.

>>7372218
Are we going to vote on alternate covers? Or have we decided on this one?

>>7373179
what alternate covers? show me

>>7372218
slump

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>>7373326

>thread up for 14 hours
>6 posters

l m a o
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Ded book fellas

>>7374436
We're already finished, breh. All's left is organizing it, we're keeping the dump doc open for everyone until it's official.

I know I' am extremely late to the party and all, but what is this?

>>7374401
ugly

>>7373179
you can use whichever cover you like, what does it matter

My doctor told me I have fiber malgae (sp?)

>>7374401
i like this

>>7374436
It's done already. Maybe ten pages left, possibly a critical introduction.

>>7375929
a critical intro? why?

>>7376213
Kolsti wrote one.

It can be satirical, funny or anything really. It would at least serve the function of cluing in a non-4chan audience on what the book is about, some of the absurdist/comedic elements, the function of anonymity - all obviously done in a lighthearted fashion but not ignoring the minimal semblance of thought that has gone into this thing.

>tfw want to write, but feel hungover from booze and toilet seat cocaine

>>7376502
well, what is Hypersphere about?

>>7376596

PRETENTIOUS ALERT:
For me, it's the metaphor that all of the possible meaning and beauty we see in our own universe could have been created arbitrarily, by nonsensical and random factors which have no recognisable pattern or coercive chain of thought, ie: the new atheist ideal of natural and blind phenomena causing life. Any attempt to find meaning in the Hypersphere, mimics the absurdist problem of our own world: that there is no clear elucidation on any theme or point as an absolute - rather, just a sentimental reaction to observable phenomena which, at it's core, might (and is implied in the book to) not exist or hold significance. At another level, it's a comedic commentary on internet and capitalist pop-culture, with a focus on the ridiculous alienation that society brings, and a further sense of "meaningless" we seem to be stuck with today and our further inability to descramble the ever-growing and competing narratives of what is right or true. Perhaps even, there is a deeper message of the ability to defy that prognosis on the illogical - the silly and inane shitposting that embraces the arbitrary element of the hyperspherical universe and instead celebrates the "meaningless" as "meaningful", refuses non-existence on a delusional and emotional basis.

Sorry for the totally shit highschool tier analysis

>>7376502
Kolsti didn't write a critical intro to TLOTIAT: Kolsti's Adventures in the Everglades. Completely different. Kolsti just wrote a chapter.

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpostmetakolsti.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F108793009235%2Ffor-lit

>>7376672
>tfw literal chapter diarrhea can be abundant with meaning.

>>7376710
My bad, still a fucking good piece of writing.

>>7377058
It's interesting to see how much you can read into this kind of shit, even if the message was totally unindented; which is kind of how I based my reading of it.

>>7377416
>unindented
Fuck, I'm going to sleep.

>>7376710
This is some high quality shit. How many people could write like this at age 17?

The /litwritesabook/ thread has more replies than this one even though it was posted later.

>>7377732
Because we're done -technically, everyone wants in on the fresh stuff.

Hey if you create a cover with a front/spine/back then I can publish today or to-morrow

Assuming it's done

>>7377761
Give it a few more days, the Death Orgy isn't finished (from what I can tell).

>>7372218
claiming.

If you're making (have?) a cover then these are the specs

Spine width: 71.676 Postscript points wide (2.528 cm) (299 px)
Spine begins 429 Postscript points (15.132 cm) (1788 px) from the left.
Total cover width: 929.676 X 613 Postscript points (32.793 cm X 21.623 cm) (3874px X 2554px)

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obligatory nyrb classics parody

>>7378226
8/8 m7

>>7378226
holy fuuuck thats a good cover

cna we make this the new official cover please? i would love to own that in paperback

>>7378226
Yeah now make it in 3874x2554 as a one-piece cover

>>7378226
no. you put absolutely no thought or effort in that and its shit resolution its burning my eyes. OP stays as cover.

>>7378502
>>7378226
> no

>>7378530
fuck that, I don't know how he made it, whether the monkey was 3d modeled for this or the whole image was stolen but I think it looks good as fuck and the rough rendering gives it a good asethetic

>>7377406
>>7377723

kolsti pls stop, it's quite bad lad

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>>7378594

>>7378594
lol

>>7372218
Anyone else kind of digging how the Death Orgy chapter is developing?

I think we should move a few excerpts around, but it's shaping up to be a promising finale.

>>7378226
I'm going to repeat the idea that we have the rejected alt-covers as a faint background for each new chapter/special pages.

>>7377723
>>7377406
>>7378594
>>7378602
>>7378606
All were me

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>>7378880
or as cover pages before each new part (so first three pages in each part would go, 1 Full page image > 2 Part X (subtitle subtitle...) > 4 first chapter in that part)

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text can be fixed

>>7378872
yeah, it's shaping up nicely. feels like it's getting back to the looser vibe of the previous parts instead of just trying to wrap things up

>>7378226
Hypersphere is CUTE!

can someone please explain to me who/what kolsti is

>>7379165
some autistic teenager who posts routinely on tumblr.

>>7379169
so basically a trip?
why does he get namedropped so often here
and why does there seem to be multiple lit projects named after him?

>>7378915
> Haram eyes
Fuck, why did that make me laugh?

>>7379174
Because he worked on Tundra and /lit/ hailed him as a barley underaged pomo genius.

>>7379174
i'm convinced that all these posts are him
he may have simply forced himself as a meme, though
it is a mystery
>>7379562
no, one shithead did and that kept him spamming us for six months

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>>7378226
obligatory oxford parody
>>7378530
this is just for fun dude calm down

>>7372218
FINAL CHAPTER OUTLINE:
>Trump gets in with the executives
with the Figurants, you mean? Executives serve the ayy lmao

Yeah, that sounds good. Death orgy could look like
1 - Coliseum, balls-out everything and the kitchen sink weirdness
2 - Trump returns (interlude?), reveal of his plot
3 - Aliens arrive, battle, everything turns to shit

and then on to the puerile gala.

Good question about the ayy lmao. IIRC the basics of it is, they want to shape the world according to their manifesto at the beginning of part 3.

The executives serve them, founding the Black Ayyster Cult to bring existing conspiracies into the fold (such as the entertainment industry, eg Ben bin Al-Afleck). The aliens get ahold of records about the tenth room, sold to them by the Space-Jews (presumably info on how to create rooms/worlds, I guess info about how the Ants do their thing). They use this to develop methods of manipulating reality so they can reshape it. However, they need time to perfect the method, but they only have this window of time to do it (while the Puerile King is away from hyperspace, where they reside, and not a threat to them since he stopped devouring).

So the executives launch Hypervision and use some sort of first room feedback loop to trap all the viewers in a Groundhog Day-style loop, giving the aliens all the time in the world. They also get governments around the world to ease up on wojamba prohibition, which lets the Space-Jews sell it around the universe. This basically puts the world(s) in a state of sedition, locked in front of Hypervision and vulnerable to manipulation via broadcast propaganda. Some real tinfoil shit, this story.

The opening of the tenth room and their understanding its nature so some extent allows them to enter the hypersphere for the first time (remember, originally it was said going through all the rooms was the path from hypersphere to hyperspace). So now they can enter the scene with their full might, where previously they had to act through the executives/Cult via messages and visions. Other motivations: to consolidate control of the 10th room, since it might be a shortcut for them to use their technology on an existing 10th room instead of creating one -- and to take over the room because the people in the hypersphere are the most likely to stop him (especially if the netherrealm and the Puerile King is in there, perhaps they see this as their chance to eliminate their biggest threat).

Fucking hell

>>7379998
I like the op one, but this is amazing.

>>7380000
QUINTS- THE DUB GOD LAUDS OUR TALE WITH HIS FORTUNATE DIGITS; ALL HAIL OUR ZEROS, THE VAGINAL NOTHINGS OF OUR DEATH ORGY

CHARACTER LIST:
>PART 1
Bignose
Tyrone
Tyrell the Crater, Skeezy Stee
Skeletons
Nietzsche, the executives
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, Damian Fetterlove
Detective Jones, Siree Bob
David Foster Wallace
Slavoj
Mega City 4
>PART 2
Hypercube
Puerile King the Prince/Little King/Pubescent King/Prudent King
Johannes Wilkenssburg
the ad hominem captain
Donald Trump
Wacky Dan the Wojamba Man, LSD
Sagacious King
Emma Zizek/Trump
D. Nuffin
Inspector Friedrich Dawkins, Detective Thomas Jefferson, God, Freedom
Moon-men
King Excel-Sama, Princess PowerP-chan
Luger Foucalt
Bottleman
Phoebe Caulfield, Holden Caulfield
Cowboys
Giants
Bryce the Coward
George Newman, mystery professor Dr. Fanshen
Ben bin Al-Aflecki, Mucca bin J-lo, Chairman E. Bowler
Black Ayyster Cult, hollow shapes Ayy Lmao
Harold D. Munch, Jake & Jane & their kidnapped baby
Rape victim lock, rapist key, corrupt judge door, prosecutor door
Sappho the schoolgirl
Red Spider Mite
Hulk Hogan, Nick Denton
>PART 3
Ayy Lmao
Riko and Maki
Bryce the Second, the Spawn of the Coward
Edward the Confessor, Oxford Girl
Author of the Divisible Thirds, Arely J. Quiroz
Timmy Tingler
Moonruners/oriental supremacists
Jim RAYNOR, Kerrigan, Arcturus MENGSK, Amon AMON
Sam Hyde
Captain America, Harold Bloom, Osama bin Laden, Ryan Seacrest
Wucie Bruce/Caitlyn, Geibacca
Scene Change
Sam Murphy
sonicfan06, blitzmyclitz69, generousbuisnessjewISRL/That's Right Good Goy Just Like That
Prof. Ozymandias Mansnake
Bertrand Russell, Grothendieck
Leopold the Ant, the Ants

>>7380005
I doubt it an actually original illustration of the anon's unfortunately - and has nothing really to do with the book's "themes"

CONTINUED:
>PART 4
Chuck “the Gay Kek” Pahlaniuk
Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Christopher Hitchens
Dr. Fanshen
Aelius
Wojamba-li
A. Bair Black Ayyster Cult branch manager
Aelius Maximus
Dick Michigan, Mack Carlson, Puss Galavantee
Unlicensed Kerouac
nonchapter/everychapter bum
Agony Aunt
William F. Buckley, Gore Vidal, Oscar Wilde
Ms. Amanita Tally, Mr. Massey/Dr. Hijo Maize
1D poet Izzybizzy Wedobap
Pablo Azteka the last Space-Mexican/Fido
Mypecuthers, the Patricianoid
Emma Sexton, Bern the usurper
HitMemaw
>PART 5
David Easton Wallace, Bret Foster Ellis
HoneyBunny2, BedroomPunishment
Aristotle, Pythagoras, Apollo
/lit/ Allen Ginsberg
O', Al
Fred Fedor/GodPaladin63, Meruru-chan
Grootch, Augusta, Martino
DARPA Team SkunkTwerks, HyperDNguyen, Bob/Subject 00128
Kolsti
Ghandi, KolstiDNGuyen, Skullybot48, Peter the school shooter
A Savage
tommy pynchon
Adaulfen, Roku
thomas.howard
Polka, Tim
Jake Huffcut
LazyTown Loli/Stephanie, Twinshia, Magnús Scheving, Prussian Blue
Daenerys, Qaggaz, Jorah
Sascha, You
Cat Tony, Jim Dog, various animals
Audio Recording guys: K and P (God?)
Bourgeois Bad Bitch
Johnnie
Phuc Hitchins
Pisspot Pepe
Gewehr Foucalt, Lt. Dick Quaker, Wyn-Mira Leni Soklovsky
Captain Squirrel, various space animals
Six Hundred Million And Don't You Forget It, Adolf H.
Catherine
Roleplay purist
Spikey sphere mathematician
Bill Murray (Groundhog Day 2070)
Dubai PR
Guy in noncis bathroom
"the point" man
Kenny, Larry, Ray, Hypervision, Richard Burton
Romantic regrets journal guy
Quagga the kid, Danny
Zers
Ben Skeleton, Didrik Zizek
Literature Authors
Tommy (diereutics)
Julie and Tom and Lindsey (talk panel)
Ebba Zizek, Bride of Bryce the Third
Wistengof, "Carles" Manila, Al-Ma'sud Bolyai, Wilkenssburg, "Lord of the Undersea" Stormont-Clouqheon, Grothendieck, of Alexandria, Pancake Chiley, Anony & Mous (about the author)
Seiko, Koji, Kambei (samurai tale)
Subway guy
Alabaster the wizard
+ new chapter characters

Given that dying brings you into the rooms + the anything goes nature of hypersphere, anybody on this list can be dead or alive and/or present in the tenth room

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>>7378882
Nah m8

The Death-Orgy is all those people who can't get into the tenth room, right? Or am I reading this wrong?

Are they living people who haven't died yet and in death move onto the Hypersphere?

>>7379998
Yes, I would be proud to have a paperback of this in my house.

>>7379998
YEEEEEEEES
>>7380000
GEEEEEEETS

>>7380073
The Death Orgy is the tenth room, and I think it's absorbing the other rooms or at least all of the people in them. In any case, everyone in the Hypersphere (people who have died/travelled to the rooms) is there, and I think everyone else (first room denizens) are eventually gonna be sucked in there.

>>7380137
Okay. Cool.

We need more people to add shit to the final chapter. I've been fucking around long enough.

A new Tundra book is out

How long til this gets finished?

>>7380871
There are actually two new Tundras out: Tokyo and Kolsti

>>7380878
Are they bundling them in one package I hear?

>>7380909
Yep

>>7380909
http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/the-legacy-of-totalitarianism-in-a-tundra-3-tokyo-drift-kolstis-adventure-in-the-everglades-a-rom-com-an-neovella-supercombo/paperback/product-22452740.html

It already has a 5-star review.

Death orgy finished when?

>>7381009
I dunno, but it needs more content and heavy editing.

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>>7381271
>editing a 4chan book

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>7381339
Shit, you're right. I'm a moron.

>>7372218
Literally who the fuck is Kolsti Nguyen

>>7379998
It is for fun, but put some effort into it. Like yours. Its great.

>>7378542
lol no it doesnt. there is correct way to make it look "shitty" and aesthetically pleasing. Just getting a low rez image and pasting it on there without even color correction or sharpening or any editing of any kind is cheap. The OP and the Oxford versions are great.

>>7378910
>>7378880
this is perfect. can someone implement these?

>>7381590
None of the presented covers are anywhere near the needed image size of 2554x1788

>>7379636
>no, one shithead did and that kept him spamming us for six months
As well as most other /lit/-memes I'm starting to realize.

>>7381587
>lol no it doesnt
Right.

The OP cover is more than reminicient of schlocky 70s stuff like Illuminatus!. To be honest. It's good work but most people would not want that on their shelf and honestly isn't a semi-serious vibe the more appropriate thing to be going for baiting with here?

This >>7378910
This >>7378226 (This one is actually brilliant. The coloring is seriously working out and the low res shit picture is hilarious and subtly (somewhat subtly) connotes the books origins in this our digital and humorous world of 4chan)
And this >>7379998
are all good, and much better, needless to say.

Can I write hypershpere fanficition?

Are we putting this on lulu or submitting it to cow eye?

>>7381795
Get a real cover then we'll move to that, none of this 500x400 bullshit.

>>7378004
>>7378004

>>7381669
Of course bby

>>7381669
All fiction, non-fiction and demi-fiction is part of the Hypersphere.

>>7382329
God... You're such a Pubescent King.

>>7381669
Only if you paste that shit into the final chapter, nigguh.

>>7381669
>>7382352
Or the dump doc, if you want it anywhere prior

>>7381669
keked

Somebody post the gandhi quote

>>7382924
see
>>7378919


The letter colours need some formatting though, like a black outline with a yellow centre rather than the double overlay.

Come on, fags, lets get this dumb chapter finished.

>>7380010
>>7380008
Love this

Just put it up on lulu or some publisher already. I want a physical copy!

>>7383630
hypebeast retard

>>7383630
We need to finish the Death Orgy.
Check out the doc and help out.

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I'm reading through part one for the first time in a month and I'm having so much fun. The Rimbaud translation, the choose your own adventure stuff, subchapters, fucking skeletons man.

Royal gala ending: Johannes recites a love letter to the Puerile King that attempts to free him of his fat shame and make him love his body. It opens,

'The hypersphere is a big fucking place... but not as big as you.'

>Some paragraphs are indented and some aren't
Maddening

>>7383700
I was under the impression that we were just going to fuck the reader and let the Gala be a "Mistah Kurtz, he dead" kind of moment.

But it's in your hands now.
Some dude is writing it out, so there's that.

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So there, it's ended now! Great job everyone!

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>>7383790

>>7383790
>ended
>implying "The End" is the end

Do you even the T-nth Room

>>7383752
>the cut to the Aquarium

FUCK, THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAD BEFORE. Thank you, based anon.

what? come on... nothing wrong with that chapter, but as an ending it's so rushed, and talking to the reader at end to tell them the book's over is lazy

>>7383837
Thanks!

>>7383845
I think the gala can continue after the "This book passed" but I think the Mountain Dew ending is great.

>>7383845
>>7383864
Yeah, definitely put stuff between the Gala and the Gala [Day Zero Edition].

Add shit, yo.

>>7383864
yeah, Mountain Dew thing is good. but the JET thing, while fun, is so disengaged from the present action (and doesn't really touch on the royal gala), it's a weird turn to end on.

by the way, all of the characters in the JET besides Emma and Trump are dead or from the past (DFW and Pubescent King/younger Puerile). so it could be some sort of purgatory. maybe they're forming a new world unawares (hence why it would be seen in the tenth room, which is just creation)

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>>7383889
YES BABY

>>7383920
hehehe

Hey guys, I've been chilling in Europe for the last month or so, and hadn't logged onto 4chan for a few months before that, so this is my first time back in a long time. Can't believe I missed this. Just read the first page and I can tell it's going to be a super fun read. Great job. Wish I could have been here to contribute.

>>7384010
He then came to the final chapters and read about anon blowing anons

>>7384010
>>7384083

Get in here, dude. You can help us blow one another

>>7383671
>High Meme potential
>Low Meme Potential!!

Part 3 and 4 are pretty weak but they really have their moments too

Green anon removed the paragraph breaks in my bathroom story, why? It makes the walls of text almost impossible to read, this goes for a lot of the larger texts really. Does it look better to you? I'm not blaming anyone or anything, just wondering.

I think it's done.

>>7384302
Agreed. I like ending it with tbc (to be continued)

>>7384310
what's a better meme font? I feel like the days of using comic sans for a punchline are long dead

>>7384310
>>7384302
Samefag that added a shit ending to a great ending

>>7384310
>ending with Kolsti
Nice meme :^)

I myself am partial to the mountain dew ending followed by the choose your own and review.

>>7381584
i actually made both but didn't realize this was going to print or that people would actually like the covers. if there was a consensus I could make one print quality or parody something else. I actually work professionally in a design firm but I thought the cover in OP was closer to what people wanted for a final product

>>7384324
It's still up for debate, OP:s is pretty funny but We still need a back cover and there's been some debate about it all. I really liked your covers

>>7384323
isn't ending with a meme the whole point? it also gives us a vague connection to the Tundra universe, suggesting that the hypersphere contains the fictional universe as well

>>7384331
There's a gajillion such points already made in the story. It's not the take home point.

Also: this isn't Tundra, written by some of the same people and Tundra exists inside of the hypersphere but it's another thing.

Please write more of what goes down on the gala, if you don't force your favorite characters in there they will be forever forgotten. Just how everyone forgot about Boba Fett since he wasn't in the last fight.

>>7384331
>>7384348
yeah, really not digging the Kolsti thing.

>>7384361
Is there a specific thing that bothered you?

>>7384376
>Is there a specific thing that bothered you?
I was actually kidding with the Boba Fett-sarcasm thing, like, please make more forced inserts, the Gala needs to be longer.

>>7384387
I'll continue tomorrow

>>7384387
Just add every character from >>7380008 and >>7380010

Added a story in the dump doc

You still

need

A COVER

Blurb

"This book is pretty cool... don't bring it to school tomorrow..." - Elliot Rodger

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I will keep the document open until the end of Thanksgiving break (for people in serious want of editing their chapters, and so I can catch up. I've been balancing several projects lately.)

Consent on a cover, maybe an ending. Feel free to add more.

Thanks for all the fun, everyone. Goodnight, humanity.

>>7384550
WOOOOOOOOO

(it's been fun anons - we can polish the chapter after we're drunk)

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>>7378226
>>7379998

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>>7384916

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>>7384921
wrong image

I'm a big fan of putting all these alternate and parody covers into chapter breaks and other places.

http://strawpoll.me/6087477

>>7384925
Add a Trump watermark to the background and you gotta deal.

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>>7385119
I hope you have a larger image

Just compare the fidelity

>>7385048
Hypesphere is cute!

CUTE!!!

>>7384988
This is a pretty gud idea.

I still vote best monkey for front cover.
>>7378226

>>7385496
I don't mind the low-rez feel of that, if we distort the image quality a bit and play around with the colours. Give it a mild vaporwave aesthetic.

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There are a handful of unused Kolsti covers since they went with the NYRB version. You can change the words or just add Hypersphere in big ironically ugly letters all over it. I'll go dig up another one. Or if you put this score the section in chapter 5 starring Kolsti it'll work. I just think if we're gonna make this a picture book we might as well get some use out of the covers we've made.

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>>7385602
And this one

>>7385606
>>7385602
The sooner we forget this guy the better

>>7385602
>>7385606
nah, we dont need those. this is Hypersphere. we'll use these >>7378226 >>7378910 >>7379998 >>7384916 >>7384925 >>7372218

that's six covers. you can use five of them for the five parts of the book, and one for the cover. we have a couple more to spare, plus a back cover, and we can make more if we want something else.

>>7385623
What about putting >>7385606 on the page before the Kolsti section of chapter 5?

>>7385621
They just published the Kolsti book and it's the best Tundra so far, so he'll live on in that respect at the very least.

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I vote for removing all but the top review.

>>7385625
no. the occasional TLOTIAT reference is fair, it was the first lit book. a full page taken up by the title of some spinoff is too much.

really... just stop pushing this guy. he has a few shoutouts and a whole chapter from his POV. that's enough.

>>7385626
No, #1 was the best tundra

>>7385628
I wrote the 9/10 one. I like the others, especially the last one.

Also we need to fix the Pound quote if it hasn't been fixed already. I accidentally fucked it up. The formatting is all retarded.

It's a great end quote, though.

Oh yeah, what about that John Madden story. Move it up or leave it as is?

>>7385665
Move it up pre-orgy. Part 3 or 4

>>7385671
Correction, late Part 5

>>7385679
If someone else doesn't, I'll move it after class.

There's still a shit ton more room for a ton of more shit, especially about the Gala. It'd be great to have the Gala from other character's perspectives.

>>7385687
I already wrote most of the gala and would feel bad if I added much more.

Ey yo, who the fuck changed the "is this it?" Footnote?

It was really good before.

>>7385732
What was it like before?

>>7385704
I'm trying to work out Trump's big monologue in his interlude reveal. Then I'll add a few of my favourite characters into the gala, like Mypecuther's foreskin.

>>7385748
It's just the first "is this it?", then this life monologue, a police shootout in Mexico and then it ends with an Ezra Pound quote.

>>7385771
It didn't have this part, right? "all the time worrying, fading, dumb, sleeping a higher dream; born, you cry -"

>>7385790
No that was what I wrote, and then below, originally, there's the Ezra Pound quotation.

Me and Bottleman tried to suss out how to end it, so it's rough.

>>7385794
Starting a book with "Tryone says his wojamba supplier ain't treating him right" and ending on Ezra Pound is an insane progression.

wow this is something

Edited version. Cut down on the "Is this it" repetitions while trying to hit a rhythm with them, got rid of all the hyphens between words so as not to confuse with the hyphens separating each segment.

("Is this it?" Footnote>) You cry, "Is this it?", wordless - breast milk, pram strolls in Central Park, googooing - dumdums, educational television, classical music, "Is this it?" - schooling, possible autism, teachers - friends, Nick from gym class who can do the funny bone trick, Fat Tim, sunlit English lessons - grades, parent’s divorce, second house, Dad’s weird hobby - "Is this it?" - Mom’s next boyfriend, healthy dinners, high school - Nick gets hit by a car, new friends - pubic hair, Jane, Sort of Fat Tim, videogames - Mom’s next husband, videogames, grades, Jane - recreational drug use, WASP guilt, grades, college plans, waitering, first girlfriend (not Jane) - shit tips, grades, Jane (!) - not quite Ivy league but that’s fine son, Dad’s heart scare, smoking habits - "Is this it?", Slim Tim gets hit by a car, engineering course, cheap beer, subscription to your first newspaper - Mom’s next divorce, post-menstrual anorexia, grades, cheap beer - graduation, Jane, company internship - Dad gets hit by a car, funeral, promotion - new house, different barber, kids - Fat Jane, more kids, second mortgage, doctors appointments - suspicion of mild autism in second child, promotion, more kids - autism unverified, taking up Dad’s weird hobby, walking around on a Sunday looking for shoeshops and coffee - promotion, "Is this it?", Really Fat Jane, school tests for kids - drinking habit, demotion, game shows - divorce, kids taken, Fat Fucking Bitch Jane gets hit by your car, "Is this it?", hideout in Mexico bought with laundered company money, picture of your kids, Mom dies somewhere in between here but you don’t find out, police chase - shootout, scared, prayer to God, bullet - bleeding out, numbing, wondering when it ends - Is this it?

>>7385797
Sure, but the quote really spells out the meaning of the "Is this it?" part. Coming right on the heels of that, and ending the book with it sort of screams an interpretation of the story. Plus it's tonally very out of step with the chapter and story in general, being really wistful and forlorn. The melancholy of "Is this it?" fits because it's a lone note of sadness counterweighting the glib ending (Mountain Dew/CYOA + reviews). The Pound quote doesn't mix with the excerpt so that it adds to or blends with that effect.

>>7385790
Yeah it had that, and it was really fucking good. Now it's shorter.
Fix plz.

>>7385859
I wrote the original.

Fantastic edit anon, thank you. I think you're right about the Ezra quotation, it's too flowery to end on it - but I would still like to see it somewhere, I think one anon suggested having it before the Death Orgy cave intro.

>>7372218
Also, we still need someone to right a rap song for the Hyperniggas, unless we want to be super pomo (read: lazy) and just have [SOMEONE WRITE THE LYRICS]

Vote on the ending?

1. Mountain Dew / Choose your own ending

2. "Is this it?" / Canto 74

>>7385859
>Nick from gym class who can do the funny bone trick
ARE YOU STILL DOING THAT HAND THING?

>>7386024
leave it all except ezzy boy

>>7386024
Mountain Dew, then Choose your own ending, then reviews, then first Is This It with first footnote.

>>7386145
This.

I think the box should go around "fucking gay, horrible. 9/10" and then have the other reviews and "is this it?" below it, outside of the box.

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JESUS CHRIST

>>7386179
The premise is that the box is where you write your reviews, though. What makes the other reviews different from the first one?

>>7386024
Mountain Dew/CYOA, then reviews + Is this it footnote (original or cut version), with the Pound quote at the beginning of Death Orgy.

Okay, I dunno if this is happening to everyone, but that Pound quote (which I like, but I think it should be near the beginning, maybe even inserted in a different chapter) keeps fucking up the formatting. There's something about the font or whatever that google docs doesn't like.

I suggest we delete it and type it out where we want it.

>>7386224
Alright, let's put it up at the top before the Death Orgy FADE IN part.

>>7386200
>Kubla Khan
my nigga

Moved Hulk Hogan v tyrone up to the Ben flicki/execs/Hogan tale

>>7386300
Done.

>>7386303
>tfw never hear the Abyssinian Maid

Bottleanon, in case you inserted the Katie story in the dump doc into the book, sorry to inconvenience you but I rewrote it

>>7385594
me too,

Came out of nowhere and is somehow perfect in an unexplainable intuitive way
who made it? did you make the money yourself in 3d software?

>>7386458
After the final chapter is done, we can just survey where all the covers should go to.

>>7383889
I'm the guy who killed Emma and Trump - they're not dead; working on a monolgue that uses Stirner memes for Trump's interlude that shows why non-existence doesn't necessitate death on the basis of absolute delusion. It's only half a joke, put a bit too much thought into the epistemology of it.

>>7386456
Is your rewrite in the dump doc, most importantly?

>>7372218
So now that things are wrapping up: what was the most underrated story anons?

I enjoyed Mypecuther's tale a great deal.

Someone move the goyimdang Madden story. My internet a shit and disconnects every time I open the doc.

who the fuck is typing the obama handjob story

NJJ, somebody deleted. Can you restore it?

>>7372218
lock down the dock, we got a faggot on the loose who doesn't understand revision history.

FUCK
Someone kick that shit.

>>7386489
yeah

>>7386557
joseph stallion is vandalizing our book lol

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>7386511
Once the Orgy is back online we'll move it to the dump doc.

“90% of the people involved have been cool anons, the kind who aren’t just autists but cool autists, the ones who build those giant lego sets and shit”

>>7386554
>>7386557
>>7386564
>>7386588
Restored. If this is repeated I will put the Orgy in View-only mode (submissions via email).

>tfw casually vandalizing a boy called wolf

Moved John Madden to dump doc. Whoever wrote it, you can go into the dump doc and specify where in the book you want it placed (prior to death orgy)

r8 my story about Leonard Cohen, Top Jew, and God's foreskin.

>>7387230
trying far too hard

>>7387243
Thanks.

>>7387230
I'd move the first part up to pre-orgy and the Part the Third up to earlier in the death orgy.

By the way, unless anyone objects, I'm going to delete the "woken up by Trump" story in the DO doc, since it's been moved to the dump doc.

>>7387459
desu I think it's so good it should be in the book twice. just my opinion

(i'm not the author btw :^))

>>7387459
Wait, is the Trump story in earlier chapters?

>>7387480
No, it's new

>>7387502
Alright, I didn't really notice its absence.

I have a found poem I wrote for class that is made entirely out of things Donald Trump has tweeted or quotes of other people have written about him.
It's real shit. Should I add it?

Are we done? Is it time to call it quits?

>>7388136
I think it's a bit late in the game to be changing the name. Let's just stick with Hypersphere.

>>7388140
hahahahaha lol

that was cute though tbhfam keep it 100

>>7388140
Dad please.

I could publish this today if we just had a cover

>>7388206
Dump dock needs to be fully combined with the actual chapters before that can happen.

>>7388206
If you give me tommorrow to finish Trump, maybe tie in the executives, hypervision etc seeing as it's still a plot hole not covered.

>>7388263
>plothole
uw0tm8e

>>7388668
Oh, I mean more like a loose-end. Let me post the original chapter outline for the plot posted in the last thread:

Trump gets in with the executives
with the Figurants, you mean? Executives serve the ayy lmao

Yeah, that sounds good. Death orgy could look like
1 - Coliseum, balls-out everything and the kitchen sink weirdness
2 - Trump returns (interlude?), reveal of his plot
3 - Aliens arrive, battle, everything turns to shit

and then on to the puerile gala.

Good question about the ayy lmao. IIRC the basics of it is, they want to shape the world according to their manifesto at the beginning of part 3.

The executives serve them, founding the Black Ayyster Cult to bring existing conspiracies into the fold (such as the entertainment industry, eg Ben bin Al-Afleck). The aliens get ahold of records about the tenth room, sold to them by the Space-Jews (presumably info on how to create rooms/worlds, I guess info about how the Ants do their thing). They use this to develop methods of manipulating reality so they can reshape it. However, they need time to perfect the method, but they only have this window of time to do it (while the Puerile King is away from hyperspace, where they reside, and not a threat to them since he stopped devouring).

So the executives launch Hypervision and use some sort of first room feedback loop to trap all the viewers in a Groundhog Day-style loop, giving the aliens all the time in the world. They also get governments around the world to ease up on wojamba prohibition, which lets the Space-Jews sell it around the universe. This basically puts the world(s) in a state of sedition, locked in front of Hypervision and vulnerable to manipulation via broadcast propaganda. Some real tinfoil shit, this story.

The opening of the tenth room and their understanding its nature so some extent allows them to enter the hypersphere for the first time (remember, originally it was said going through all the rooms was the path from hypersphere to hyperspace). So now they can enter the scene with their full might, where previously they had to act through the executives/Cult via messages and visions. Other motivations: to consolidate control of the 10th room, since it might be a shortcut for them to use their technology on an existing 10th room instead of creating one -- and to take over the room because the people in the hypersphere are the most likely to stop him (especially if the netherrealm and the Puerile King is in there, perhaps they see this as their chance to eliminate their biggest threat).

----

I don't think anyone's wrapped it up, despite it being a sizable plot point, and I could integrate it into my Trump piece -- unless someone else also wants to have a go at it?

One of my comments from the editing phase was left as a footnote on the edited story (the Kafka thing at the end of part 1 that was almost the ending). Looks retarded, delete it

I think it really really works as is. The gala could be fleshed out, a Johannes mention maybe? But wrapping it up *too* much kind of detracts from mountain dew and choose your own ending.

Lotta jew stuff all of a sudden.

>>7391309
Almost stretches the joke too far, like it's largey lost it's shock humor/ surprise value.

>>7391425
A lot of the later contributors seem to be trying way too hard to fit in, rather than just creating their own thing within the theme.

C o v e r

w h e n

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>>7391802
now

>>7391309
>>7391425
>>7391764
After a couple of days I'll go round and trigger the voting protocol on the Death Orgy, just as I have for Parts I thru V.

>>7391822
Not large enough

>>7391840
Will that apply to the dump doc too?

>>7391856
No. Dump doc contains rewrites mostly. Feel free to voice your opinion, however.

It's lookin' real good, fuccbois.

LEAN INTO
THE WIND
GOYIM!!!

>>7391840
Hopefully they'll be some serious amount of eyes cutting down our finale to it's very best.

>>7372218
Yo, wrote up an alt-ver for the intro "everyone from Hypersphere" was here because I'm a grumpy angry man who wasn't gelling with the original. Feedback or faux pas?

>>7393656
The original intro was fuckingm fantastic, fuck off.

>>7393660
Just putting in a contribution man, don't get angsty, it's clearly put in by the doc - If we're not communally editing this thing there's no point. Read it, form an opinion, hate it and then call me a faggot.

>>7393660
And it wasn't the "FADE IN" intro either (I wrote that too).

>>7393162
getting this tattooed to my dick

When are we going to finish this? I feel like we might be editing too much.

>>7394170
Two days roughly.

Then an editing period for the final chapter. Everything else in finalized.

I would caution against adding more stuff to the chapter which is your own OC character - rather, just add in small references to past characters, and if you weren't in the project until recently, then just read the book and choose your favourites, we've got some good stuff.

>>7392072
I just wanna... FUCK!

FUCK YOUR ASS

This whole Hypersphere system is actually pretty interesting. How did you guys collectively come up with this?

>>7395246
I have no idea, but every time I try to explain it to one of my friends they laugh and look at me funny.

>>7395261
You could totally write a serious story set in this universe. All that shit with the many rooms and Hypertime and shit.

Imma send this off to my one buddy in grorrious nippon who was looking for "the next Nasuverse" for his dirt-poor indie VN studio.

>>7395271
Oh god. Please. PLEASE.
I hope this happens. I really do.

>>7395261
>you told NORMIES REEEEEE about our supa sekrit prodjekt!!!!1!
>>7395271
Oh shit, nice.

Guys please we need a cover

>posts a 500x400 jpg

>>7378004

>>7395246
shitposting

>>7378004
can you post an image with those dimentions and room for the bleed? I'll do the cover.

>>7395290
>>7395305
Im deciding whether I should trim all the stuff unrelated to hyper-stuff out of the document, or just send the whole thing and see what he thinks of American 2channel's writing style.

>change "coloured people" to

COLO)
-----

>Fuccbois wanna keep it
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>>7395483
You better keep it all, whore.
Part of the appeal, as far as I can tell, is that Hypersphere allows for the insane, rambling narratives that we so "love" and "cherish"

>>7395483
it would be dumb to trim it i mean all the meta-happenings of the hypersphere are great but the hypersphere also has to 'produce' content of its own no matter how delirious

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>>7372218
GET HYPE

>>7395591
yikes

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>>7395591
>>7372218

I REPEAT.

GET HYPE.

>>7395591
get it in ya

>>7395634
WERE AT THE TAIL END OF THIS MAGICAL HELLRIDE CALLED HYPERSPHERE FELLAS

>>7395591
No fuck off that's a shit cover

MONKEY COVER OR COVER

>>7395591
damn boi that shit good

>>7396289
Too brown, too wojamba

>>7395591
Absolutely not

>>7395591
Odd dimensions, even odder design.

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>tfw the courier came with my Tundra book today while I was out
>tfw won't be delivered until Monday now

just print a fucking high resolution picture of a greasy hulk hogan and be done with it

>>7396335
I'm sure you've got plenty you kinky faggot

>>7396333
You wasted your money you dumb cunt. Have fun with your Tao Lin erotica

>>7396338
damn son you poor af

Can't spare 10 bucks on a meme book?

>>7396344
memes a priceless tho family

Scrolling through the Parts 1-5 doc, noticed a couple of things...

1. Lots of corrections/suggestions that haven't gone through (cuts/changes/proofreading). Is that an error or have the suggestions not been "activated" yet?

2. There's a Arabic/Persian passage at the end of Part 1. What does it mean? Google Translate does fuck all.

Oh, and a question: do you guys want to do a table of contents? And if so, what kind? Suggestions:

1. Full table of contents at the top of the book (Parts and chapters).

2. ToC at the top of the book, only lists each Part.

3. ToC at the top listing Parts, then individual ToCs at the top of each part listing chapters.

>>7396470
Hello.
1) I don't see any suggestions to the Parts, myself. I went through them weeks ago and approved or disapproved according to our vote system.
2) I gather it's a Persian Traditional song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTaaDqRFD4U

>>7396517
I was mistaken, saw a couple of bits that I thought were supposed to be deleted. The problem was only in the original Tyrell monologue in Part 1, it has stuff like "mufuckaotherfucker" where motherfucker was changed to "mufucka". (Also it's blue and in a small font for some reason?)

>>7396542
Will hover over.

>>7395591
>Hypersphere
>Is a square

>>7395591
i like it.

Finished the Detective story in the dump doc.

>>7397384
Damn fine contribution - what is happening to Fanshen anyway? Will there be a chapter?

Did we include anything about the fact that Jenner literally killed somebody and got away with it because muh gender?

I haven't had a chance to read everything, but it seems like prime story material.

>>7396495
I wouldn't mind a Table of Contents if it has a light-hearted argumentative meta tone that tells you it's being written from the perspective of an unreliable narrator, is entirely correct despite this, and twenty pages later apologises for lying.

>>7397384
Bottleman here. Fuck, I missed out helping on you! Oh, well. I read it and I loved it, loved the idea, absolutely wholly. Instantly putting it in.

>>7397418
>I forgot South Park already did it
Never mind, I'm retarded.

>>7397419
This.

>>7397418
It's mentioned in her wrap up in the orgy, ableit shortly. She decides she's finally wishes to be man, a french man starts spouting "Oo lala!" throughout; and then she/it/he uses her/it's/his dick to hit a group of children and decides says, "call me mentally ill" at the end.

Pretty edgy I suppose but he/she is a cunt.

NOTICE EVERYONE: The Dump Doc is closed, all (serious) submissions have been inserted. Inspector-man, your story is located p.328 of the Original Doc. Confirmed.

>>7397463
Oh shit, I have one more thing, but it's short (wraps up Ben Skeleton and moves Bignose/Tyrone into Death Orgy). Is it okay if I put it in the finale doc to move up later?

>>7397416
>>7397425
Thank you! Fanshen could be killed by Memaw or saved by Dawkins/Jefferson, he'd pop up at the royal gala if anywhere.

>>7397512
Hmm. Is it possible to fuse it with the Bignose happening in the DO? If not, You could, of course, make a doc and tell me where you'd like it inserted.

>>7397520
>Tell me where you'd like it inserted
Lewd

>>7397525
It's only lewd if you post pics. :^)

>>7397520
It's written as a kind of setup for the endgame. Can't I just put it in the DO doc and then it gets moved from there? I'll finish it in a bit.

>>7397539
I'll keep a wary eye out.

>>7397539
Maybe just post it here (or in the next thread, which I assume will be the last one before this is done) and tell us where it should go.

>>7397545
>>7397550
Posted it at the end of the DO doc

>>7397724
shit, I think I wrote "before Detective story" for placement, should be after. Well after

>>7397904
Adjusting.

300 limit.

>>7397904
Also, slightly curious. Why not link the other Ben Skeleton excerpts with? I knew I recognized the storyline. I mean, it's totally fine to leave it as is, but it misled me slightly as repetitive.

Or I'm just plain stupid, since I was a bit impatient and skipped reading.

GET THAT COVER DONE

>>7397982
You mean string them together as one story? It'd be overlong and, as you say, repetetive, it's written as a little adventure serial, a light way to progress the story

By the way, sorry to be overbearing, but I really think it should come much later in Part 5, almost at the end. The point of it is to provide some sort of closure to the concept of travelling through the rooms and to launch the reader into the Death Orgy. Right now it's sort of crammed in after the detective story doing nothing for the pacing, and Part 5 ends with several excerpts in a row that don't connect with the finale, so Part 5 sort of trails off and then randomly cuts to Death Orgy (an abrupt shift, you noted in the Pound note). I'm sorry to be a bother, but could it be moved down to after the Japan/samurai tale? I should've picked a specific point from the start, I thought more people were going to add to the end of Part 5 so I didn't want to call dibs on that whole stretch.

Alright, I'm gonna write a Table of Contents and split it up Part by Part. Format:

>Table of Contents
>Part #
>ch. #, "Title"

aka I'm going to focus on dividing the book into chapters and then everyone can fill in titles.

>>7399009
could you also do:
>>7397419

>>7399009
And I'm gonna hold off on putting down page numbers in case we're going to do a final round of editing to fix the spacing between stories/chapters.
>>7399014
I'll leave that to whoever had the idea! I'm just going to divvy up the book into a list of chapters and then drop it in a doc for you guys to make up chapter titles and meta antics.

>>7399005
Well argued, do you have a certain preferred location (after a certain story) for me to drop off the Ben Skeleton excerpt? But I will look for a more convenient place myself.

>>7399019
Thanks anon - we're nearly done!

I don't care how this book turns out, it's been so much fun writing it with you guys.

>>7399155
My preference is after the Japan/samurai story, but between the "Jesus, what m'I doing" bit and the Alabaster the wizard story works as well.

>>7399172
Done.

>>7397416
i wrote a little section in the cave death orgy where people were thinking various things and one of those characters is meant to be Fanshen

>>7399009
I don't think we should have chapter titles aside from the big titles like slice of life adventures

>>7399219
Agreeing with this, the loose structure of the book has it standing apart for TLOIAT in a good, unique way. The table of contents can invent chapter names, but don't insert them into the book, just have them in the table.

>>7399244
>>7399219
I vote no on an index, there's the recap of the story (storey) so far in part 2 or 3.

>>7399264
What about a critical introduction to the material?

>>7399219
I think in that case, the best option is to drop the table of contents altogether or limit it to just the Parts.
>>7399244
>The table of contents can invent chapter names, but don't insert them into the book, just have them in the table.
This is virtually what would happen if we make up titles for every item on the list. Right now, most of the items are actually groups of chapters. Originally I just left the Title blank, but the amount of titles we'd have to come up with really added up so I started pulling one title from each group to represent the whole. For example,

ch. v, THE SLACKER'S NEST:
>The slacker's nest, Detective Jones and Siree Bob 1
ch. vii, 20TH CENTURY CYBERPUNK:
>Contrarian asshole (Trump 2016), Arthur Rimjaub, Bignose 2 (dropped into third room), 20th Century Cyberpunk (DFW in college)
ch. viii, THE MINING COLONY:
>Abducted by skeletons, The mining colony, The mining colony pt. 2
ch. ii, THE EPHEMERAL GOLDEN AGE OF THE HYPERSPHERE:
>Subchap1 (Menhearently...), Puerile King intro, Excerpts real and fake from Wilkenssburg's journal, Fraudery disclaimer, Puerile King Diary 1, Ephemeral Golden Age, I like Isis, Excerpt from W. 2, PK Diary 2

And then in cases where there was no obvious title to draw on, I pulled on a phrase from a story in the group:

ch. iii, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN:
>Matrix review, ad hominem captain, story summary, Trump awakens, PKD 3, W. 2, Shakyamuni, Trump the madman

The amount of chapters increases with each part so there'll be mostly groups of chapters on the table, rather than single-story chapters, meaning a lot of opportunities to make up titles. So you could simply invent titles that don't represent the stories. And make the groups much larger so there's even more looseness, while keeping the table relatively trim.

>>7399268
"What you are about to read is a book (why?). For optimal viewing experience, we recommend that you first spend half your weekend tweaking it out with the boys; attempt direct contact with the shadowmen (do not do this); obey the voices and kill the author (this is okay); comedown off your meth binge (also okay) and meditate calmly -- accepting time as a proletarian bitch of lazy casualty before repeating steps 1 - 5 by a factor of your age multiplied by the number of pornography tabs you currently have open. Are you ready? Excellent. Again, as a reminder, what you are about to read is a book - it's very large but no where near as large as the hypersphere, which is so big you really shouldn't try and even imagine it; it may actually become aware of your attempts and hurt your brain.

In this book, there will be mistakes and offensive passages. This is okay! It's all an extended metaphor! Life is an extended metaphor! Metaphors are extended metaphors! Just remember that this is actually a book (which is also a metaphor) and you'll be fine. If you ever feel overwhelmed, that's fine too - either accept the book as meaningless or put it down. There's no damage it can actually do to you (this is a lie [and a metaphor]{for what?}\that's down for you to decide!/(lot of voices suddenly here)[this is also a metaphor]).

For an example of >>7399272, here's Part 2 and 3 with mega-groups

CHAPTER ONE:
Explanation of hypersphere and hyperspace, Hypercube, Subchap1 (Menhearently...), Puerile King intro, Excerpts real and fake from Wilkenssburg's journal, Fraudery disclaimer, Puerile King Diary 1, Ephemeral Golden Age, Excerpt from W. 2, PK Diary 2, Matrix review, ad hominem captain, story summary, Trump awakens, PKD 3, W. 2, Shakyamuni, Trump the madman, All sense is lost, Detective Jones 2, Message from the sponsors, Sagacious King regrets, Author's note (scrambled letters), Two-consciousness Kemal, random isn't funny m8, PKD 4, Sagacious email to PK, Trump and the ninth room, Re-Enter Brucie
CHAPTER TWO:
Nixon and Trump, Pubescent King Diary, third room skeletons, Prudent King Diary, Nixon and his son, Russian alien pods, hyperniggas in the third room (death of D Nuffin), Inspector Friedrich Dawkins and Detective Thomas Jefferson, Princess PowerP-chan, Luger Foucalt 1, Bottles 1-12, Jonestown 2k17, Diary of Phoebe Caulfield, 'Creep', Reason for Bottles, Serbian Bottle Market, Ghost Trump, Slovak on Tour
CHAPTER THREE:
Why we type, Bryce the Coward, short blue poem, To George Newman (lab instructions), Emma Zizek Diary, Takbir Taskforce (enter Ben bin Al-Aflecki), Harold D. Munch, font thoughts, "Nature doesn't recognize cruelty", "implying whites can't suffer", The Rape of the Lock, schoolgirl Sappho, Red Spider Mite, Garrison Keillor DOTA2, Top secret classified intro, TFW no jutsu, Reptilians and conspiracies, Camel, Nelson Mandela, William Buckley, Hulk Hogan 1, Chapter alphabet

CHAPTER ONE:
Ayy Lmao, Hulk Hogan 2, Riko and Maki, Ayy Lmao recs, Bryce the Second, Hulk Hogan 2 reprise, W. Buckle 2, Letter to Oxford Girl, Hulk Hogan 3 (it's just Hulk Hogan 1 again?), Divisible Thirds, kill me senpai (enter Timmy Tingler), Bottles Return, Before the royal gala
CHAPTER TWO:
Emma Diary, PD-81 instructions, Berryman Logical Imaging Technique, "Why not try to write something good", Fat Man and Little Boy, oriental supremacy, mini Christmas tree, In Which A Space Marine..., Christmas tree, Dawn of the Final Day (masketta man), Dear Diary, Author's Diary, Red Ropes of Mars
CHAPTER THREE:
ISIS fight Captain America, Wucie in the Netherrealm, Interlude: collect blood hella pain, Buzzfeed Social Anxiety Hacks, Luger Foucalt 2, A guide for when you're in the fucking hypersphere, So you're in fucking hyperspace, the giants of the west, Scene Change, Sam Murphy Jonestown Massacre, generousbuisnessjewISRL, Mistaken for Luger, Prof. Ozymandias Mansnake 1
CHAPTER FOUR:
Bertrand Russell investigations, Skeleton island/skeletons vs captain ad hominem, Hyperspherical Poetry, Ext. Prison-Day-Past, Damian's story, Dust, Emma Zizek (Big T with the Big D), hyperspace, Ant chapter, wrapping up bottles for christmas, Hephaestus

So you could fuck around with the titles.

>>7399357
To clarify, the TOC in this case would just read

CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR

>>7398568
did anyone like the parody covers because otherwise i'll just move along
i also did >>7396056

>>7400028
I liked your boy wolf covers. Where are you parody ones?

>>7400035
>>7378226
>>7379998
>>7384916

>>7400084
I loved these - not quite as much as OP, but they're fresh and would be a great addition to the book if we space them between the chapters. Please, keep working on more if you want.

>>7400028
I fucking loved the monkey one. Make it the real cover.

ALSO NEW BREAD WHEN????

>>7400616
Make one, I'm too tired.

>>7400627
FINE