Be honest, how many of you are going to waste money on buying one of these monstrosities?
>>7324120
Why is the screen so narrow?
ew
>$349 or more
Jesus fuck, it has the functionality of a $20 plastic toy.
Interested, but $350 is too much maybe
>>7324279
You're paying for the social aspect of it.
Nothing else will so greatly extrude an aura of "I am a professional writer" as it will. You'll be the envy of everyone at the cafe.
I already have a mechanical keyboard so why would i waste my money on this shit.
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
I am looking for a cheap word processing device to use though. Something with no connection to the internet and without any other features so I can write without distractions.
Any recommended devices?
>>7324120
fucking stupid hipster shit
Either turn your internet off or have some fucking discipline and not click on all your porn tabs while you're trying to work. Like $350 really? Should be a $35 dollar toy.
>>7324305
Any laptop and an ounce of self-discipline
>>7324294
to show others that you can
>>7324305
There are tons of free software that will turn any computer into that. Also a small bit a discipline goes a long way.
>>7324305
If you absolutely cannot focus, laptop + pomodoro method
>>7324120
what is that? genuinely asking
>>7324313
Like what?
>>7324328
I use Ommwriter
But I was an earlybird and got it when it was free, I'm not sure what it costs to get it now, something like 5 bucks I believe.
>>7324328
http://mashable.com/2012/01/03/block-internet-distractions-apps/
http://www.techadvisory.org/2013/12/5-net-blocking-apps-for-productivity/
Also while you're getting addons, download f.lux, good for your eyes
>>7324320
i think it's called a 'hemmingwrite', some meme kickstarter fuckery
>>7324335
It should be illegal to appropriate someone's name for capitalist exploitation.
>>7325152
Hemmingweights.
>>7325152
But his name wasn't Hemmingwrite, it was Hemingway?
Are you that fucking stupid that you can't remember Hemingway's name?
>>7325461
kek
Seems like the sort of thing a white middle class woman from SoCal would buy, to sit and write femdom erotica while sipping a mocca latte at Starbucks.
In other words, fuck no. I ain't buying that shit.
>>7324120
>$399
HOW ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUYING THIS
You can buy a fucking laptop on Amazon for 200 bucks, right now!
>>7324120
>he doesn't even have a legit working Adler Tippa typwritter from the 50s' that will work forever if well maintained.
>he's just using it as a writing tool, not a percussion rig on jam nights.
>He doesn't know a life without a delete/erase feature and can never experience the feeling of labouring over every word in order to have perfect page after writing, and the satisfaction that comes with it.
>he thinks that flat, quasi-tablet is cool.
>Getonmylevel.png
I would never take my typewriter to starbucks (or even go to a fucking starbucks) but I feel like that gay ass thing would look more fucking stupid than an actual typewriter.
>>7325539
>the feeling of labouring over every word in order to have perfect page after writing
Seems like time wasted that could have been spent actually writing.
Hola lokiiiiii !!!
>>7324283
How can you even write at cafe? Whenever I write I get way too emotional to be around polite society.
>>7325553
>Implying a lack of spell check and no eraser feature won't make me a better writer in the long run.
>Implying my daily writing is based on time, not word/page output.
>>7325539
Just how am I supposed to ride the tiger if your typewriter doesn't have SS-runen?
>>7324120
This shit here is even more useless, take a look at qwerkywriter!
>bluetooth, mechanical switches, fedora-tier design, 329$
>>7325598
Oh shit. Now I need that.
>>7324281
>>7324305
By contrast an Alphasmart Neo or similar tools designed primarily for special needs education (review of a neo is anyone's wondering: http://geardiary.com/2010/07/25/the-alphasmart-neo-the-ultimate-draft-writing-tool/, and before anyone asks, no there appears to be no generic term for these kinds of products) can be bought for less than $200 and are a hell of a lot smaller and more practical.
nah but i would buy a cheap used alphasmart if i could find one (ebay cad shipping is horrible)
http://www.amazon.com/KINGJIM-digital-Pomera-DM20-Lizard/dp/B002YQ2Z6A/ref=pd_sim_sbs_229_2?ie=UTF8&dpID=51FvqNZx8dL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=02JHKKRSSYCPX7M530VJ
i'm jelly as fuck of this thing
>>7324120
Didn't know casiotones are hip again.
>>7324261
It's book-page sized by the looks of it
>>7325539
>not having a superior adler gabrielle so the bell isn't the end of the carriage
>wanting your roommate's ass
disgusting tbph
>>7324319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JGp7Meg42U
>>7326516
>Qwerty keyboard
Why are you jelly, you could still use it
>>7324310
Or a laptop without WiFi connection.
Alternatively, get a raspberry pi. it's cut out for this sort of stuff.
>>7325539
>Hey babe can you stand in the doorway for a second? Yeah right there. I want to show the boys on /lit/ my art room but I want them to know I have a girlfriend too
What a piece of shit you are
>>7325523
AND you can pay some geek to remove the WLAN antenna inside and you have yourself your very own typewriter.
>>7324305
Pencil \ paper
Seems a bit odd since laptops and typewriters already exist. I appreciate that the apps you can get for your laptop are basically useless unless you are retarded and self discipline isn't a realistic long term solution, but shit, just get a pen and paper.
Is your hand going to fall off or something? If you're getting cramp then you're writing too quickly anyway. Or pick up an actual typewriter for pennies.
>>7324330
>Ommwriter
Thank you, already bought it. Is the music they advertise integrated? Or do I have to torrent shit as well? What about 2 files at once, side-by-side?
>>7328815
P.S: been shilled, it's useless for me.
>>7324305
Raspberry pi
>>7324312
>conspicuousness intensifies
I don't see Leisure Class getting mentioned very often here. Great read. Have you read any other Veblen? I was considering it but am not sure.
>>7326516
Is this a Japanese amazon thing?
>>7328994
As expected of Glorious Nippon
>>7324305
arch + vim/emcas without network
work for me
got to love that thinkpad