itt: we post very short summaries of books we barely understand.
>The story of a man with crippling self awareness.
>Nothing but rampant alcoholism for page after page
>The proposition of feces in my mouth
>Rockets on their way back down
It's about a misanthropic anti-socialite. He understands society from an "outsider in the bushes" kind of angle, but is both so beyond or below them that he can't adjust to it and abandons it. But sometimes he's reluctant to admit things or changes his opinions over the course of the writing, like a live experiment. It doesn't really lead to anything besides reflections such as this is the modern hero, or rather anti-hero, fit for our modern lives.
>Science invented magic but enough about that, I'm going to talk about how great I am and my trials.
Man with a pathological fear of knocking on doors gets stuck in the city from Labyrinth and accrues waifus.
History is stupid and Napoleon is stupid and a jerk
>Bathing in sperm
>Touching each other's hand in the sperm
>The entire opening paragraph of a chapter concerns how sperm is the liquid of life and is making Ishmael disproportionately happy