2 sentence story thread

>>10029615
Bugs.. easy on the 357 huh huh huh huh huh

sign says Fudd Season doc nibble nibble

>>10030058
eternal best

I discovered a cave.
I named it after myself, only to get lost there forever.

I have never had sex. Yet my girlfriend is standing at the door with a child.

>>10029615
I am my own enemy. My life is No Man's land.

>>10029615
>responsible_gun_owner.jpg

The doors and the windows are shut.

The cat wants to get out.

>>10029615
Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*main character rapidly looks over to the phone on the nightstand on his right*
*the phone doesn't ring*
*main character returns to his original position*
Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*repeat*

>>10029615
Cock in hand. The end of my night has just begun.

>>10030058
That's pretty funny

There was a bunny with a gun.
He ate the farmer's carrots whenever he pleased and had seven litters of children.

Baby with shoes on. For sale.

Thumper! No, please, don't!

The stories were bad. Because they were all arbitrarily broken into two pieces to tell a cheap joke with little effort.

>>10029615
bugs... stop shitting in the cornfield

>>10030058
how is babby formed era of the internet

My therapist gave me a prescription for cyanide.
I'm not about to become a tool, so I do yoga with demons

>>10030955
man cave?

>>10029615
For sale: unworn baby shoes. We bought the wrong size.

>>10033844
>For sale: unworn baby shoes. Also selling a collection of women's clothes.

>>10033725
Kind of tried going for a metaphor for getting lost in your own world, so yeah, in a way.

There was a knock on the door. It was weird for a space station airlock especially as we were all inside.

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>>10029615

Next level shitpost. Congrats.

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It was the best of times. It was the wurst of times.

They were killing that poor dog. I closed the tab.

Ants ate the skin on his head.
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol.

Firstly she said no
Then my heart said no more

Went out like a malakas and spent eighty euros. I'd rather buy a videogame, a voltage tester and a hooker my age.