pitch me your idea for a hit book, /lit/

>post thread on 4chin
>name it "pitch me your idea for a hit book, /boo/"
>plot twist, another dimension
>turtles all the way down

>>10029563
>sex dolls become more popular
>men lose interest in women
>men learn to suck their own dicks
>women population decline
>men realize they are better off without them
>start selectively breeding only men
>fast forward hundred years or so
>only men in the world
>few women live in hiding and steal men to help keep their sex alive
>women hunted by male death squads to get back the men they steal
>main character works as a guy who reintegrates stolen men or men bread in captivity to the normal world
>other main character is a guy bread in the women camps
>hilarity ensues when the two main characters get together for reintegration

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>>10029596

i was thinking of writing a book on the identity of identity and non-identity, and the journey of self-consciousness into what i call "spirit" or "geist";
plus critique of kant, fichte and schelling.

thoughts, questions, comments?

Basically I want to write a story about a professor who specializes in neomarxist deconstructive intersectional approaches to Navaho epistemologies of transgenderism. >part way through he realizes he is actually not a professor but a crow.

a teenage girl brutally rapes her prepubescent sister then hangs herself

>dystopian world
>women rule
>men are slaves
>men are kept alive merely for production of offspring
>legit theory about the mechanism with which the structure will never alter

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>early beginning of XXII century
>"utopia" world
>everything is shallow without meaning
>religion doesn't exist, people worship corporations and money
>everyone use capitalism as a main goal instead of a tool
>higher ideas doesn't exist
>everyone behaves 'happy' like they are actors playing in commercials
>nobody reads
>main character wakes up from this
>some inception/interstellar plots

>>10030741
Cringe