>Russian fiction >character threatens to beat someone

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>French fiction
>character weeps
>character faints

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>british fiction
>character "stretched his legs"

>>10023636
Kek

>american fiction
>character gets shot

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>>10023636
good post

>mexican fiction
>character is doubting to make a deal with el diablo.

>French fiction
>character goes for two pages about clothes
>in the original you can see that they have a ton of different words just for one piece of clothe

>Latin American fiction
>Someone dies in a whimsical way

>>10024050
Name 3 books

>Non-russian fiction
>Russian character inserts badly transliterated words in his speech and instantly provides a translation, even though he talks to somebody who also knows the language

Vollmann and Littel are especially guilty of this, sometimes to the point where it becomes hillarious. Pynchon manages to dodge, except in the cases where it makes sense.

>>10023478
Pretty true to life in Russia

>>10024056

>Cien Años de Soledad
One character gets carried off into heaven while holding a bed sheet. Another gets shot and his blood travels all over the town to reach his mother.

>Como Agua Para Chocolate
Girl commits suicide by swallowing a match and burning.

>Pedro Páramo
People realizing they should die and coming back from heaven.

>>10024309
Nice.

>>10023478
>Irish fiction
>Character struggles with faith

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>>10023738
>macedonian fiction

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>>10023636
>Jewish fiction
>character "begat"

>>10023478
>greek fiction
>character gets cuked and has sex with mother
>also zeus fucks your mom too

>>10027086
Top Kek

>Contemporary Spanish fiction
>Unnecesarily coarse language and edgy behaviour

>>10023478
>russian fiction
>characters fly at one another

>sincere fiction
>author commits suicide

I guess that worked out.

>non anglo fiction
>characters spend the whole time babbling made up words

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>British fiction
> ''to-morrow''
> ''He/She cried!''

>>10028035
Underrated

>>10023925
Accurate

>Russian fiction
>Obnoxious and unhinged university-educated liberal man represents modernity

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>Canadian fiction
>

>fiction

>>10028001
Unironically that's the exact plot of Bronius Radzevičius' novel. And his own life

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>>10023478
>russian fiction
>whole chapter dedicated to bumping in to someone on the street

>>10023636
topkek

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>Romanian fiction
>life is farcically tragic and at the same time doesn't make any sense
Yep, checks out.

>>10030488
what is this?

>>10030488
>Romanian fiction
>peasants killing each othet with various gardening tools

>>10023478
What is it with so many characters in Russian lit being so short-tempered?

>>10023478
>post-communist fiction
>the party kills everyone in horrible ways
>even its own members

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>Russian fiction
>addresses you as "reader"

>>10023478
>polish fiction
>it takes the characters about two paragraphs of dialogue to get the fucking point
>than the other character starts talking

>>10023478
>greek fiction
>character is told to do/not do thing
>he doesn't/does thing
>dies
>centaurs rape his wife

>>10023478
>German fiction
>a permavirgin autist with a funny mustache talks about being superior

>>10030488
>>10030527

Same for Hungary. Give back Erdély and we can be bros.

>>10030573
>Hungarian non-fiction
>lose heroically against T*rks
>lose heroically against Austrians
>lose heroically against Russians
>lose heroically against Romanians
>lose heroically against Soviets and their Romanian puppets
>lose heroically against Soviets
>lose 4-0 to Belgium with Gipsy King heroically saving you from smt worse

Name 12 paccкaзoв, 6 пoвecтeй and 3 poмaнa where this happened.

>>10030573
>Hungarian fanfic
>Slovakia, Vojvodina, Transylvania and Croatia are still part of Hungary

>>10023478
>Russian fiction
>the winters are harsh and unforgiving
>just like main character's father

>American fiction
>oh look what a big country we've got

>>10030626
>american fiction
>character spits

>Chinese fiction
>Scholar aces the palace exam and gets the cute girl too

>>10027940
>>Contemporary Spanish fiction
>>Unnecesarily coarse language and edgy behaviour

Tell me more about this.

Inb4 Juan Manuel de Prada.

>Romanians are butthurt
Nonfiction

>>10030488
>Romanian non-fiction
>stealing copper wire, pickpocketing and littering

>>10030639
>everyone in the Balkans/Eastern Yourop is butthurt
Reality

>>10030641
>Butafasz úr vitatkozik és elcseszi a fonalat
Kérlek

>>10030645
>>>10030641 (You)
>>Butafasz úr vitatkozik és elcseszi a fonalat
>Kérlek

He thinks only the neighboring countries despise filthy romanians

>>10023478
>Eastern European literature
>The character confronts the unbearable suffering of human existence

>Lithuanian fiction
>The character commits suicide, just like the author

>Latvian fiction
>The author can't read

>Belorussian fiction
>The character is depressed as fuck. The author is depressed as character.

>Polish fiction
>The character honorably and valiantly fights the dark enemies of Faith and Poland. The author gets sent to Siberia or flees to Britain.

>Ukrainian fiction
>The wily character easily triumphs over everything. The author wishes to get shot.

>Macedonian fiction
>Like Ukrainian, but more realistic.

>Czech fiction
>The drunk character larps the fool so well he doesn't give a fuck.

>Hungarian fiction
>The author steals the Polish fiction, but adds more suffering.

>Romanian fiction
>The author steals the Hungarian fiction and adds more suffering.

>Serbian fiction
>Czech fiction with plum vodka

>Russian fiction
>Everything of the above

>>10030645
>2017
>Magyarország
>nem ultranacionalista trógerfasz
>még a románokat se utálja

Baszd meg anyád, aztán legyél hős. Migrigeci.

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>>10030672
Nice.

>>10030672
quality post

>>10026950
Or more like
>macedonian fiction
>character starts talking about his country achievements and history

>fiction of the American South
>always really hot
>at least one character farms cotton or tobacco
>every black character gets beaten up by the KKK

>>10030672
>albanian fiction
>things that are completely normal for other countries take a magical form
>everybody suffers forever because of it

>>10030631
>American fiction
>well, well, well

>>10030716
Your opinion is a public opinion, just like the
>wow harry potter the most top bestest greatest fantasy novel of whole time ever in the world
opinion.