Check this out: A 10000+ word dystopian sci-fi short story about Shia LaBeouf eating his own shit (epub,mobi,pdf, & mp3):
https://mega.nz/#F!9fBzybBI!Wknbq3MxxQySy_6JfvcqAA
>>10020541
What a work of art. Move aside Shakesbeer.
"Was it Shakespeare who wrote 'When you give up your dream, you die.'?"
lol, close. it was Joe Eszterhas
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
> Three Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis enlargement gone horribly wrong. JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping history of the first Starbucks in the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. CRAZY SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of love, friendship, and feces.
These are funny until you realise the people who wrote them are serious
>>10020541
remnded of a scanner darkly. like %75 phillip k dick, %15 chuck tingle, %10 shitty puns
WHAT A STORY, MARK!