itt: characters that are literally you

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>>10001043
I didn't get this picture at first but then I realized, the Joker has cancer :'(

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he is all of us :(

>>10001090
>Paul grinned

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>>10001090
>>10001162

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>>10001043

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>>10001043
You make gunpowder out of piss, run with genocidal maniacs, dance naked, and frame people for child molestation.

You also don't shave your eyebrows.

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>>10001450
You *don't* make gunpowder out of piss... etc.

I meant to say you DON'T do any of those things...

GOD DAMMIT

Ivan Fyodorovitch Karamazov

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Marcovaldo.
I recently got intoxicated by a flower (Emilia fosbergii). I always thought that they were very pretty and since they grow next to my house, I decided to give it a try. They should be edible. I ended up shitting all day long, thinking of Marcovaldo.

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I swear to Christ it's not even funny.

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>>10001455
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>>10001568

Women on 4chan?! Th-that's crazy!!! Get back to Facebook, foul beings!!!

>>10001628
Oh you poor mother fucker. . .

>>10001043
yeah op you can only wish to be satan chad

Is Blood Meridian sci-fi or something? Judge Holden seems like something you'd find in a science fiction novel.

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>>10001480
how can reptiles even compete?

>>10002379
Do you go into every book expecting pure realism?

>>10001043
Devin Townsend?

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Arturo Bandini

the protagonist from my diary desu

Anselm

>>10002379
The book is basically a Hellenistic epic just set in the Old West

Oblomov.

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Kochan

>>10001043
J. Alfred Prufrock
Kill me

>>10001043
Lex Luthor?

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intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

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I'm great at parties

>>10001480
L O N D O N
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>>10003872
Bad bait

>>10001070

He's literally everyone who posts on 4chins

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>>10001043
>>10001450
>>10001455

This is literally me except I'm poor and didn't kill anyone and don't have sex with hookers or a gf/fiance or have a job but otherwise literally me

>>10001043
ilia volyova

>>10001568
I'm so sorry for you.

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>>10001043
Who else couldn't help picture this guy as the Judge?

Or do I watch way too much tranny porn?

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>>10003872
have you considered joining our facebook page?

>>10004571

LMAO I didn't but now I can't unsee it.

also have had a crush on him since I was a teenager and would totally give my gay virginity to him if I weren't so repressed, no homo

that reminds there's this dude in one porno series that looks almost exactly like me, it's weird man, first i'm like how the fuck did some guy who looks like that get a job in porno, then it feels all weird like when you watch a video of yourself, and then to top it all off he's always fucking this one chick with giant tits, and i'm not a titman, so the whole thing is fucking weird as shit, wtf man idk

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Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

the guy in a rebourse is probably the most relatable dude ive read then one day im listening to some lectures on french lit and the prof is like "desesaint or w/e is a terrible person and we're not meant to like him" i was like uh fml, he was clearly an autistic mf with all the gems and plants n shit, fuck that prof

>>10004653

*tips tophat*

>>10004653
Was he ever described as wearing a hat in the novel? Seems very out of character

>>10004731
My translation said "german hat"

>>10004653
literally me

>>10004857
somewhere in the beginning iirc. it was a rather rough hat though, not as noble as it looks in the drawing.

>>10004862
In the Garnett translation someone refers to him as a "German Hatter" and it's then described as a tall round hat

>>10001886
Classic

>>10001043
>tfw you are literally sutree

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>>10003898
lol

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Heil

>>10004653
where did you get this picture of me

>>10004571
God I hate you for this
>ywn read the Judge's diary of sexcapades in Bangkok

>>10001043
Pretty bad painting. Holden is described as having a child-, even babylike face.

>>10005207
What's the life of a Japanese salaryman like?

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>>10005890
Yeah this would be more accurate

>>10001198
He's a big guy.

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Unintelligent, wicked, and with a nihilistic sense of humour

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>>10001043
Actually every in this thread is pic related

>>10005926
Very /u/

>>10007414
everyone*, fuck this shit

>>10001628
man I came here to post this; fuck you, I challenge you to a duel, you absolute fuck

>>10007068
this with a hint of this >>10001628

I am very unhappy.

I'm seeing a correlation here between /lit/ and old cartoons

>>10007683
it's a meme you dip

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Total badass driver/hacker/swordsman but still a gentleman to the ladies.