Grindr Experiencies Thread

>>8847722
>tfw no bf
>open app store
>type 'grindr'
>get to downloads page
>finger over download button
>pussy out
>close app store, turn off phone in self-disgust

this has happened multiple times

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>download Grindr
>uninstall after a week because nobody wants you

You all made it sound like it was impossible not to get matched.

Is grindr safe? Are there STD and abuse/violence risks?

>>8847786
Of course theres is risk, it's full of sex addicts, socially retarded people and cute twinks who put that they are only looking to chat or meet friends, but open their boy pussies at the first sight of a mucle man with a big D.
Just have common sense.

>>8847802
wtf i love grinder now!

>>8847722
My experiences with grindr were either some fat old man trying to get on my pants or crazy trannies who think they should post themselves on grindr instead of whatever the fuck else app they should go instead.

>>8847802
Abuse maybe you can avoid with common sense, but STDs. How would you know? They might not even know

>>8847851
get tested, don't fuck on the first date
don't fuck anyone who doesn't seem trustworthy
don't fuck people with high (subjective) partner counts
don't fuck people who unashamedly admit to having unprotected sex on the reg
none of this is fool proof though, there is always a risk

>>8847722
>open conversation up saying "hi"
>no reply whatsoever
The end

>>8847767
Just dont expect to get a muscled qt on your first try, practice.

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>>8847722

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>>8847722
Grindr is pretty effective once you learn how to use it.
1. Choose a tribe and then you will only see people in that tribe.
2. Block people that are annoying
3. Use a face pic if you are looking for relationship and not sex
4. Use a naked torso pic if you are looking for sex and follow up with dick/ass pics
5. If you're a top, don't send ass pics
6. Match your target's demeanor: If he says "hey" you reply with "hey". If he takes several minutes to respond then take your time replying because he is obviously chatting with several people at once, looking for the best "match", in which case you should do the same.
7. If you want to hook up then send your phone/location as soon as you get confirmation that they are interested. This weeds out the flakes and the catfishers and lets you hear his voice (to see if he is a huge queen)
8. If you have special needs/requirements then state these upfront, before arranging to meet. In other words, if you only bottom then make that clear. If you don't want to get fucked or you don't kiss or you have AIDS or you're an FTM or you can't host or you want them to bring vodka and condoms and lube or your bf is coming home in 1 hour or whatever, then make that clear as soon as you can in order to not waste anyone's time.
9. Trust your instincts. If someone seems weird, then they ARE weird. Block them.
10. Have safe sex. Let me reiterate this point. Always have safe sex. And it wouldn't hurt to tell someone where you're going and when you'll be back so they can find the body if you get hacked to pieces and eaten by a cannibal.

>>8848163
282 meters away.
Damn were you in his house or something?

>>8848174
I live in the city

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This is a clever profile

>diagnosed schizoid years ago but left it untreated cause was apathetic and all other stuff stemming from that disorder
>last year started going to gym, lost some weight and made gains, still dyel ofc. but apparently good enough
>made grindr and scruff accounts, put face pic
>over last week received lots of taps, woofs, messages including compliments to looks and asking me to fuck them right now

>but I'm lvl 33 rainbow wizard, what do?

>>8848383
Just fuck those you like (using protection) and practice talking. Dont feel awkward and just talk about whathever, if they think you are hot even dogshit will sound brilliant to them.

>>8848163
Grindr looks totally different on my phone.

>>8848406
post a pic of the hottest profile in your area
for science

>>8848102
closet cases are yucky
he's probably married already tbqhon

>>8848163
kinda hot but he looks pozzed tbhon

>>8848208
sad!

>>8848246
he looks dumb, he probably stole that quote from some comedic superior tbhon

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>>8848448
>for science

>>8848513
>5'9
kek

>>8848503
i fell off the chair laughing tbqhon

>>8848519

he's probably more aesthetic than you are you gross goofy faggot. and I am 6'3 saying this. you're insecure with ya own self, bitch!

>>8849194
>bragging about being 5'3

O-okay, manlet

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>>8849207

I'm a 6'3 top. I love bitter bottoms like you on here who hate on the average niggas due to your own self-hatred, you mad no one wants to fuck you?

>>8847827
Sorry sweetie but Grindr is for straight people now and women can be straight

>>8847935
It's better to get no reply than a reply of rejection I'm learning
>Message someone
>No reply
>Move on

>Message someone
>"Sorry you're not my type"
>W-well fuck you too asshole!

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>>8849231
I'm a 6'5" bottom and I'm mad that no tops are taller than me tbqhon

>>8849256
6'8" top. I love that people like you are so common.

>>8847766
This happened to me 5 times before I finally did it

>>8847722
I got + by Grindr.

>>8849246
tbqhwyf I feel the same. I hate being told that I'm ugly. It's less effort for the other person too. I also don't mind just being blocked.

I had a guy string me along and ask me to take a bunch of pictures until he said, you're not my type. Got drunk that night and smoked a pack of cigs.

>sign up for grindr out of curiousity
>get message asking if want head
>get freaked out and delete account and uninstall app

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>>8849803

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>>8849807

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>>8849824

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>>8849838

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>>8848102
>send your phone/location as soon as you get confirmation that they are interested
Give them your phone number? Won't the fag just stalk you with your phone number?

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>>8850046
what do you want, some kind of sketchy ass hook-up in a black room and no connections, contact, or strings attached? Sounds like you're not the one looking for some ass.

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>>8850075
You'll just receive angry calls from guys/girls that catfish if you give your phone number randomly. Also, I think it's better to meet up in a public place first before going directly to someone's house or bringing someone inside yours. That way, if he was catfishing, he doesn't have your phone number and your address.

>>8848102
5. If you're a top, don't send ass pics

Im 100% bottom and I fucking hate this! I don't wanna see your ass if you're a top.

Not a Grindr story but I gave my number to a guy who asked for it once. Never heard from him for like 2 month then he called me 7 times at 1am

Why do I only get middle eastern people

My 3 Grindr experiences have been pretty hit and miss. The first guy jacked me off but then started pressing me for anal when we'd previously agreed not to. The second was a hot guy who was pretty accommodating. He ended up topping me (laying to rest the myth that all black guys top and all Asians bottom) and we've become friends. We've met up again since. Third guy wanted to go bare and had a really short dick. He ended up not being able to get it in and jacked off on me instead.

>>8848529
>>8848482
o lort, please stop typing "tbhon" and "tbqhon" its making my eyes twitch. desu is fine everyone knows what it means

>>8851031
oh my good god i take it back, i didnt know about the word filter and now every instance of "desu" ive ever seen on this board make sense and i feel like a colossal idiot

>>8851038
desu senpai
t.b.h f.a.m

tbqhon I like it

>1st experience
Was really hot, really great daddy/son rp (me as the son). He had me cuffed, blindfolded and ready for a friend of his to fuck me, too. But he started mentioning me trying to top him sometime (I've made it clear beforehand I strictly don't top), and he wanted to be BFs. So haven't seen him again since.

>2nd experience
Flat out rape. Yeah it's grindr, I had it coming. Fuck that guy.

>3rd experience
Sucked a guy for several hours nonstop as he called me a good puppy. Made him cum 4 times. Really awesome guy.

>>8849521
i still haven't lmao

>>8847722
what a quick and easy way to filter out shitters, thanks OP

>>8850666
So satan doesn't like cute butts huh

>>8847976
>practice being attractive

What did she mean by this

>>8848102

>If you're a top, don't send ass pics

Amen. Also, if you're a bottom and advertising blow jobs, I dont need a pic of your dick.

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>Install Hornet
>Like grindr except multiple pics and you can mark some as private, forcing people to ask for access. Basically used for nudes and dickpics
>Since Im looking for dates and friends mostly I get an idea
>Put up some selfies and a single private pic
>Talk to a few people
>Someone randomly asks for private pics
>Its some skinnyfat fuck 50% older than me
>Okay, allow him
>Private picture is my fidget spinner on top of my dildo
>He blocks me literally 10 seconds after

>>8849256
6'5" switch/bottom that would otherwise be a twink here, I'm so fucking salty

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>>8852164
I think the takeaway is that Satan is 100% a bottom

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>>8848102
>>8850666
>>8852301

>>8850670
By Allah why do I only get racists

>>8852060
What do you mean by shitters?

>>8852052
>Rape
Men can't be raped because rape is power + privilege which men have and women don't have. Rape only applies to women

>>8850959
So...
You're a black guy with an incredible bubble butt?
Any pics of said callipygous wonder?

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>>8850046
>>8850270
>You'll just receive angry calls from guys/girls that catfish if you give your phone number randomly.

No you won't.
Have you tried it?
Catfishers won't call because they don't want you to know their number.
They are trying to remain as stealth as possible.
The only people who call are people who are seriously interested in hooking up with you.
They want to hear your voice as much as you want to hear theirs.
But your idea of meeting in a public place first is a good one.

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>>8849838
>>8849861
How did you respond?
He is effing hot!

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>>8849482
Where are you?
I would literally do anything to take your cock.

Adding in another "fuck you" to tops that send me a pic of their asshole.

>>8853305
kek

>all of these old ass screen shots
Grindr was really fucking ugly damn

>>8853316
My ass has gotten a great many compliments. I could send you stuff if you have a kik or Snapchat if you really want.

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>>8849246
>>8849583

Thats odd. Id much rather get an explicit no, quickly even. But then I dont mind rejection as much as some seem to.

One thing I dont tolerate is when some <7 is rude about it. I have a fake profile just for that occassion. I wait until they inevitably hit up my fake '9' (Im only a 6.9 at best on my real one) and then when the creep hits me up, I shred them.