This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?

>>8847037
Excellent taste. Holy crackers I'd let him do anything he wanted to me and then go clean his damn boat or whatever.

Shivers like electricity. Not used to that feeling, that's weird.

Tbhon he looks like a non-human character from Fallout 3

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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?

>>8847037
>old, bald, riddled with aids, roided out, brain-dead

seriously?
were you abused as a child or what?

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Too old.

>>8847125
>were you abused as a child or what?
No. What about you?

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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?

>>8847131
I'm attracted to older men for some reason. Not alwaya in a sexual way, mostly Ijust want to be friends with them

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>>8847037

My ideal BF is a comfortable grave

>>8847037
he looks nasty.
why is he so veiny? he has issues

>>8849741
steroids

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>>8847037

pic related for top bf

>>8847398

hnnnggggg severely underrated for bottom bf

>>8847096
>then go clean his damn boat
lol xD

>>8849800
I have a similar face as Dean Winchester, but not o tall as him, lol.

>>8851288

I kind of look like a younger more feminine and shorter Sam desu...

>>8847037
My thought is that he's ugly. But to each their own.

>>8855265
Not op but I kind of have a thing for uggos with fit bodies

>>8847037
i really like his body, but all of the guys who look the way i like end up being retards or nazi's. how do i convince a smart person to get a body like this for me?

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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?

>>8855293
>i really like his body, but all of the guys who look the way i like end up being retards or nazi's
Dumb men are cute. You can always make them do what you want. My ideal bf is a hot muscle man who admires how intelligent I am and listens to all the things I say cause I enjoy saying some bullshit about politics, history, economics etc all day long. And when I'm tired of talking, I just tell him: "Honey, it's time for love" and he says "Ok, dear, your intelligence made me horny like hell" and bends over.

>>8855293
>not wanting a qt3.14 Masc dom top nazi bf for uniform and bdsm play

What are you some kinda fag

>>8856526

I really want a bf who I can blather pretentiousness and overeducation at but who is too self-confident to be threatened by it and eventually just says "yah ok stfu and bend over bitch"

Like those cocky straight boys who know how to tease and lightly bully their GFs in all the right ways to keep her feeling vulnerable and interested

>>8856538
>qt3.14
>Masc
pick one

>>8856526
but intelligence is one of my biggest turn-ons :(

>>8856538
never been a fan of uniforms. that said, if he wants to tie me up, yes. also that last line sounds like heaven.

>>8855296
breeder pls go

>>8856526
low IQ detected

>>8855296
>Tfw always cum hands-free while trying to prove how straight I am

It's not fair

>>8856698
>self-projecting hard