/mtfg/ - male to female general

Ally Ali Allie, has a smelly belly edition

>>8839594
Na I just cry.

>>8839624
Can you cease this bullying?

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>hanging out in the smoking section at a concert
>some dude comes up and asks if I have a lighter
>"nah I don't"
>we start talking about music shit and he hands me some free CDs
>after a couple minutes he pulls out a lighter and lights up his cig

he's crafty

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in case you haven't voted yet

http://www.strawpoll.me/13886454

http://www.strawpoll.me/13886454

http://www.strawpoll.me/13886454

>>8839634
Soft tummies!

>>8839632
didnt u see mr robot
ur going to put that in ur compurter and end up with a virus

>>8839658

I didn't actually

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you're all idiots

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Trying not to cut my toes off edition

I miss you valq edition :|

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>>8839675

>>8839675
Not all of us, just most.

I wish i knew how to dox people...ive always wanted to be thr edgy doxer of a general but never knew how

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>>8839679
bad girl

>>8839680
mostly you

>>8839684
I can teach you if you want.

>>8839695
That's rude I'm very smart.

>>8839684
take an online course in doxxing

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>>8839695
sans undertale vore

sass is drunk af!

>>8839684
i got doxxed msliciously and it made me fail at sudoku.

seriously, not cool beans

>>8839706
what kind of drunk are u

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>>8839698
debatable

>>8839701
i don't like undertale

>>8839716
why do you avatarfag as chara then

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>>8839719
because its what people know me as, i don't go by chara anywhere else but here

I do like the character though

>>8839695
Teach me chara.

Im serious i think wed be good partners.

Ive been doxed like 7 times lmao

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>>8839729
when you are nice is better than when you are mean

I hope nim and all the other florida buddis are okay

>>8839753
I hope everyone dies

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>>8839732
Perhaps, but i don't know you.

>>8839741
When i'm nice, people treat me worst i find.
Interesting dynamic

>>8839756
You forgot your avatar Chara

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>>8839760
If you actually knew me, you would know that death doesn't get me off

>>8839759
>When i'm nice, people treat me worst i find.
is that why you act mean - you don't want people to hurt you?

cute

>>8839712
um drunk drunk

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>>8839779
one way of taking it i guess. not sure it's accurate though

also, this game has a neat art-style

>>8839784
Do you want to be my "friend" and make me kill myself

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>>8839784

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>>8839789
sure if you want

>>8839795
thanks
<3

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>>8839811
under every mean girl is a hurting scurred lil girl who just need a hug

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>>8839819
))

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>>8839823
no more tears

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>>8839825
spasibo

>>8839831
yw

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>>8839783
Drunk is for plebs vape :P

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Please remember that you're worth it, /mtfg/
I believe in you!

>>8839938
I don't believe you.

>>8839948
Moshi Moshi drunk coworker chan desu
I believe in you Ally. There's not a single reason you don't deserve to be happy. I hope everything works out for you

>>8839938
i believe in you too, coworker-chan

you'll be really cute one day, i just know it :3

>>8839957
You drink?
I consider drink.

>>8839960
It's hypocritical for me to tell you not to drink, all I can hope is for not to

>>8839961
Well I'm drinking tea now, so I may not, but we'll see.

>>8839969
Honestly I hope it just stays tea because it's good for you

>>8839959
DELET

>>8839938
What is "it" worth?

>>8839990
It's not that simple.
You're worth life at the very least. It can be hard to find a reason to live, I'm looking right now. It's hard being Trans I'm sure but it's not something that's your fault ever, please don't think it ever is

>>8840010
It's okay I was just wondering if I could sell it for ffs and srs

>>8839971
Maybe.

>>8840011
I wonder how much kidneys are going for these days.

>>8840014
Please just drink tea. I know when you're sad it's hard not to but a good night's sleep is important

>>8840016
>tells people to not drink and go to bed early
>while staying up late and getting drunk
>tells people being trans is being okay
>while repressing
that old saying "do as i say, not as i do"...that was you who wrote that, wasn't it?

>>8840018
I'm not repressing. I'm good at being a boy. Being loud, being aggressive, fighting, etc. I'm good at it. Why would I ever deny what I am? I just want other people to find happiness

>>8840020
>I'm good at being a boy
but are you happy being a boy

>>8840022
I'm not happy with anything. I don't think anything would change that

>>8840018
Don't you think the "co worker chan is repressing" meme is getting a bit stale?
And also a few other memes.

>>8840025
maybe love would :3

>>8840028
Who knows yo

>>8840014
Not enough sadly

>>8840025
happiness comes in the form of anti androgens and estrogen

>>8840031
Fug.

>>8840033
Yes, for trannies, he's not a tranny.

>>8840027
if pepe the frog is still going strong after all these years, i don't see why this one can't last a little longer

besides, he likes it, otherwise he wouldn't bait for it

>>8840034
>he's not a tranny.
hah

>>8840034
>He's not a tranny

>>8840036
>>8840040
>>8840045
You're all so mean.

Fuck, the hurricane projections have shifted so far to the west that this thing is going to be right on top of me. It's been fun, /mtfg/.

>>8840049
i wish it would shift south a bit

like, maybe down as far south as new zealand

>>8840047
Some times people need to be bullied to realise what's best for them

>>8840047
if he is not a tranny why does he hang out with trannies all the time

>>8840053
Wow, I love you too anon.

>>8840054
No that's just mean.

>>8840056
Is there something wrong with hanging out with trannies?
Are we supposed to be isolated and only interact with out own kind?

>>8840056
maybe he's a chaser

chasers like hanging out with trannies

>>8840059
>Are we supposed to be isolated and only interact with out own kind?
I mean that is what society says

>>8840054
cuckservatives tell themselves in lieu of having real arguments "j-just doing my part to hurudrr mur society bettur!"

I wish you'd eat lead.

>>8840063
Do we have to listen to society?

>>8840071
only if we dont want to be stabbed 119 times
or chopped up and cooked and eaten

hewwo :3

>>8840076
Those things don't sound like much fun.

>>8840077
Greetings.

I hate being in this constant exhausted depression fog.
At least I still look passable.
Well I hope (pray) I do...

imgur com/a/WUDmp

>>8840069
>x is bad because [extremely tenuous link to a political ideology i don't like]
such wisdom

>>8840081
Good mornin allie!! So you ever sleep? O.O

>>8840083
You look depressed af and in need of a hug.

>>8840083
Jub, kinda passing..not the biggest beauty but who cares <_<
Want a hug? :3

>>8840088
Well not a lot, but it is currently only 10:18 pm.

>>8840095
Oohh, so whenever i come online in the morning you are awake and in the evening you are awake o:
Sleep is important..

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goof morning frens

>>8840102
morning soap

>>8840102
Not that good of a morning but i wish you a good morning too o/

>>8840099
Yeah I guess..

>>8840102
Goof evening pal.

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how do I stop hating myself /mtfg/
how do ugly people who will never pass learn to love themselves
i'm having a really hard time of figuring it out because I'm imagining looking like this for the rest of my life and I'm probably about a year away from jumping off a tall building
unsee.
cc/zupimoge/
>>8840083
yeah you look fine

anyone still in Flo-rida please leaf

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>>8840102
Hi Soapy! <3
>>8840109
Olive?

>>8840111
sup
I try not to trip anymore because I don't really post enough to warrant it

>>8840109
Well i wont look that much different than you i think? But it's okey? Dont know if it's the angle.. Well im a few years away from jumping off a tall building X)

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>>8840104
>>8840108
>>8840111
so nice!

>>8840105
ya, Its cold af and I am freezeing and I didnt sleep well and ive to do housework today
sigh

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>>8840109
you're one of the cutest people who post here though

you were a hot guy who turned into a hot girl - you may have other life problems to stress over, but i don't think your looks should be one of them

>>8840120
merc is that you

>>8840123
actually, it's the eternal frogposter

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>>8840124

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>>8840126
you just remember who REALLY pulls the strings on the global stage

>>8840115
Oh that makes sense.
>>8840117
:3

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>>8840131

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>>8840133
i hope you're voting in the upcoming elections

germany needs you

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>>8840152
no, I wouldnt know who to vote for

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>>8840156
wouldn't you vote for the AfD?

or maybe just vote for whoever promises you the most free stuff, that's how i used to vote for our class chancellor back when i was 12

>>8840156
Wait you are from germany too? Oo
I guess we are fucked anyway, doesnt matter what we vote

Get fatt:
>round full breasts, big ass and hips, face passes
>but also gross fat big man belly
Get thinn:
>tiny cone titties, small narrow boy butt and hips, face does not pass
>cute flat tum tho

I guess these are always gonna be my only two choices

>>8840173
The fat belly is male fat distribution so HRT should prevent that.

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>>8840173
Maybe you should hit the gym.

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>>8840160
AfD is controlled opposition, theyre moderates that wouldnt even change anything if they were the strongest party

>>8840166
yap, I am from NRW

>>8840177
it doesnt.

>>8840181
It does for me. If I gain weight it goes straight into my thighs, my ass or my tits.

>>8840184
Or my hips of course...

>>8840173
I'm super skinny and have always had a chronic inability to gain weight.
So the second one is really my only option ;-;

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>>8840184
thats called genetic lottery, not hrt

hey mtfg

>>8840189
I've been told that's just regular female fat distribution.

>>8840184
Mine goes pretty exclusively to my thighs and butt

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>>8840195
yes, but thats really hard to get as a male in my experience, at least I was never that lucky

>>8840199
Well sorry, I always thought that's just a normal part of the whole HRT deal.

>>8840201
It is for people with enough estrogen receptors aka trutrans

>>8840191
Hihi

fun fact ther most estrogen receptors are in your butt so you have to put the hrt in there

>>8840208
how r you :3

>>8840191
Hey lil' neko.

>>8840212
make sure they get really far inside you too by using a chaser to help you poke them in (6-7 inches is a good depth)

>>8840215
heya ^-^
how r you :3

>>8840219
I'm okie! Trying to lose weight and get down to 60kg. It's REALLY hard not to eat.

How's lil' neko?

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>>8840212
I thought they were in your (non-existent) tits.

>>8840222
I'm okay c:
just tired
I only woke up a lil while ago

>>8840213
I'm good but I should be sleeping lol.

Someone be my friend

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>tfw attaining godhood dreams now

>Telekinesis
To dream that you are telekinetic represents a higher level of awareness and consciousness. You are not utilizing your full potential and need to start putting your stored energy levels and mental abilities to use. In other words, you need to put your thoughts into action. For some, dreams of telekinetic powers may indicate your latent paranormal abilities.

That's it. I'm literally a fucking chosen one.

>>8840241
Whats a -friend-?

>>8840241
get better first
>>8840228
aww
sleep then ^-^

>>8840247
We're trying

>>8840246
I don't know anymore

>>8840246
This is something I too would like to know..

>>8840247
I can't though.

>>8840241
Sure! C:

>>8840250
i can't believe that anymore :/
>>8840251
:c
hugg ally <3

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>>8840251
sleep is for the week
and its weekend.
so youre good

>>8840255
You don't have to believe us. We don't expect you to. But it would hello a little if people didn't get mad at us on the regular.

shoul i eat ham sandwish or purge
or eat sammixh and then purged
only southern Cross drunks answer pls

apparently people actually care about me for whatever reason so i'm just popping in to say i'm fine.

i had an episode 1.5 weeks ago and since then i've been stuck in the 'zero ability to give a shit about friendships' thing that happens every time i'm in a bad mood
so i'm limiting myself to my gf and a few other people who i barely even talk to because it is really hard for me to give a shit about anyone who isn't gloomy.

>>8840265
I gave you plenty of leeway
for a longggg ass time

>>8840268
:/
I hope that you're okay Pandora

>>8840268
who' ur gf?

>>8840268
just stay away nobody cares about you

>>8840269
And we gave you leeway and patience too. Sorry about what we did earlier.

>>8840268
Thank you for keeping her a happy bun

>>8840255
<3

>>8840260
Hmm, true.

>>8840268
I care for what it's worth, I always liked you thought you were cool.
I'm very glad you're fine.

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licc

>>8840267
Purge twice, then eat a ham sandwich

>>8840276
lol i even mentioned her in the post. i've been dating gloomy for three months.

>>8840273
i'm actually probably better than i was before
i'm sleeping in euro time and spending all time with her so i'm happy most of the time.
i just can't really connect to other people anymore.

>>8840281
thanks.

>>8840281
:blush:
>>8840288
I'm glad that you're happy :)
>>8840284
licc o:

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>>8840294
:p

>>8840278
Wow what a LOVELY person you must be.

>>8840288
Also I've stopped doing what you said I should stop doing.
It probably doesn't matter now, but I just wanted to let you know.

>>8840303
that's good to hear, at least
but yeah, sorry, i don't really want to add anyone right now.
i have like ~8 friends and even having that many really bothers me sometimes

>>8840286
thbks. but are you from straya or nezland?

>>8840288
sorry I'm drunk. gloomy is girl who likes to go to cemeteries?

>>8840303
im nearly as lovely as pandora

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l i c c

>>8840312
uhhhhhh.
you probably don't know her then. she hasn't posted in a long time.

>>8840315
i doubt your hips are nearly as nice

please for once listen to Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgf1fSnf-s

>>8840312
Neither, but nobody else was replying so

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>>8840324
But I always listen to God-Emperor Trump.

>>8840308
Yeah, that's fine, I totally understand
It was just something I felt was important to say.
After realising my family won't change their abusive ways, I don't really believe other people will either.

>>8840315
>just stay away nobody cares about you
Yeah, totally lovable.

shaking in bed from anxiety and can never sleep
i hate seeing shows or movies about suicide because the moral of the story is always that the person isn't alone and that people love them and would miss them, and that their problems are temporary things.
what if they made something about someone who was alone, unwanted, and whose problems are unsolvable

>>8840322
She posts sometimes, just anonymously

>>8840332
Theres only three things that are unsolvable: degenerative disease, death, and wide shoulders

>>8840342
What about being so mentally fucked up from past abuse that I can't touch anyone, or talk to anyone with out feeling ill or having a panic attack?
These seem to be pretty unsolvable.

>>8840325
you the best! i almost dief ftom purginh lmao.

tiem to go to werk

>>8840334
i'm fairrrrly certain she's stopped coming here. but idk

>>8840342
>tfw your hips have ballooned in the last few months and now they almost compensate for your monster shoulders

>>8840331
yeah. you can't really make other people change. i've given up on most of my family because of that.
even my grandmother calls me a guy all the time and it's like. ugh fuck people

>>8840331
as I said. nearly as lovable as that shithead

>>8840345
You just need to man up.

>>8840348
can u post hips

>>8840332
hilywood is pipedreams don't watch tv

>>8840345
CBT

>>8840322
i have to know gloomy i've been here forever.

Hello honnies

>>8840348
>i'm fairrrrly certain she's stopped coming here. but idk
Welp, good thing you didn't put money on it

gloomi woomi

>>8840348
>ugh fuck people
Preeeeeeety much, I've met a total on one person irl that isn't a complete cunt.

>>8840349
>that shithead
But she's not though?
Idk why you are like this but you be you I guess.

>>8840350
Wow thanks anon!
I'm cured!

>>8840359
I tried that, anxiety so bad I couldn't even talk to the therapist.
Like how is therapy for really bad anxiety supposed to even work?

>>8840369
first take benzos and when on benzo high then start therapy.

>>8840372
This

Or zoloft

>>8840372
I recently came off a prescription benzo addiction, I'd rather not go through that again.

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>>8840372
>telling anyone to take benzos

unless youre literally institutionalized, taking benzos is always the wrong move.

>>8840376
Try zoloft then, its not as hard on anxiety but you don't get addicted

>>8840367
i just asked and she doesn't so

>>8840377
would you smoke weed with a commie?

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>>8840376
>getting addicted to any drugs

>>8840377
*takes benzo*
my life is better without anxiety, I'm sorry I let u down.

>>8840378
I've been on so many different meds, and none of them have worked in the slightest, I've pretty much accepted that I'm too fucked up to fix.

>>8840383
I was taking the recommended dosage by my Doctor, and had horrible withdrawal when i stopped, I didn't do it on purpose.

>>8840376
me too, but i needed anti anxiety meds so I'm doing this again.

>>8840383
I'm addicted to Simpson memes

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>>8840384
and my life is better on opiates. I still dont tell anyone to start taking them.

>>8840382
depends on the commie.
I dont really hate people for their political opinions. most are also terrible people though.
Ive been friends with commies before tho, with no problems.

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>>8840387
Tsk tsk

>>8840389
Bad addiction

>>8840395
How does your bf feel about them?

>>8840356
not a good pic but w/e
unsee
.cc/taresozi/

>>8840395
I'm sorry. You're right and I'm drunk AF.

girls, don't take benzos.

>>8840387
i've never experienced benzo withdrawal. what does it feel like

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>>8840399
about commies?
he hates them

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>>8840400
Why did I looked at it?
I never learn.

>>8840369
>Wow thanks anon!
You see? You just have to stop being such a waste of space.

>>8840395
>and my life is better on opiates.

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>>8840405
what did they mean by this?

>>8840402
Sleep was disturbed by constant brain zaps, so I couldn't sleep at all.
Head hurt and I was sweaty and shaky and couldn't think straight.

>>8840405
I'll always be a waste of space though.

>>8840408
anon is being a bully using sarcasm to make fun of you

>>8840410
you're not a waste of space, you just need to acquire more self-esteem

underneath all of the dumbness, you're actually kinda cool

>>8839658
>cd
>virus

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>>8840408
It's just a look of doubt concerning your statement that you are better off being doped up to your tits.

>>8840410
>I'll always be a waste of space though.
Well you need to stop that.

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>>8840420
its like the only way I can feel joy.
Idk if past druguse has damaged my brain too much, or if my life is just too depressing, but I need this

anyway, i'm gonna go drop acid
later, ladies

>>8840418
I'm very very far from cool lmao.

>>8840420
Well I guess there is one way to stop.

>>8840422
Bibi.

>>8840422
Have a nice trip!

>>8840424
>I'm very very far from cool lmao.
obviously not cool compared to normal people, i just meant like not a shitty, obnoxious person

I just want someone who isnt creepy to grab my butt and feed me sushi >:(

Life is no fair when you're ugly

>>8840422
have fun cutie <3

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>>8840421
What joy? You're miserable 24/7.
The idea is to take the bare minimum to function on account of all the possible negative interactions yet you are taking that shit like candy.

>>8840424
Again stop being such a melodramatic little bitch.

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>>8840432
I am not miserable when high
and I function pr well when on

>>8840429
I'm just timid and weak and of no value to anyone.

>>8840432
It's not melodramatic if it's true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>8840433
>I am not miserable when high
Right.
>and I function pr well when on
Of course.
I think I had my fill of /mtfgay for now. I am going to go do something productive, like playing a game.

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>>8840443
wow youre unusually mean today

>>8840434
>I'm just timid and weak and of no value to anyone.
nah, you're just kinda retarded because you like to wag your finger when you see people doing mean stuff and get surprised when people keep doing mean stuff despite your disapproval, plus you're way too self-pitying - but you can shed those qualities, maybe we can beat them out of you

>>8840443
>productive
>game

>>8840455
t. Someone who hasnt been laid in a very long time

>>8840464
i'm having sex with three trips' mothers right now

while riding a motorcycle

>>8840466
Case and point

Go play your game

>>8840467
wrong poster, friendo

>>8840455
I don't pity myself, these are just facts.
They can't change.
I don't blame the world, I'm fucked up all by myself.
I have no value, I don't care about myself.
And I don't expect anyone to care about me.
All I care about is other people.

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>>8840455

A good cuddle would sure be good right about meow

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>>8840480
goof morning

>>8840472
I think you seem nice uwu
being timid and awkward doesnt make you a bad person

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>>8840481
Good morning
Where are my sophie cuds

>>8840472
everyone in the thread cares about you though

well, all the important people anyway

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>>8840489
unfortunately roughly 15.000 km east of your current position ;_;

>>8840487
Doesn't make me a god one either.

>>8840490
I highly highly doubt that.

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>>8840498
I think youre a good person as long as you mean well!

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>>8840491
This is all the proof I need that if there is a god he's a dick.
Also, I should actually ask. You said you had something you might need to discuss yesterday. Is now a good time? My sleep schedule is broken, I've happened upon some free time.

im sad and i just want to be near another living human

>>8840502
I guess I mean well, for all the good it does.

>>8840515
thats all that matters then dummy, you can fight all the bullies away from mtfg

>>8840508
dont break your sleep schedule ;-;

Iam sorry, I cant today I think, I slept really miserably and our lunch is almost done as well
Id probably have to be on painkillers for that as well
thanks for asking tho!

>>8840516
That's not why I'm like this, though that would be nice.

>>8840525
:feelshug:

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>>8840518
It's not broken by choice, my brain just doesn't want to stay asleep for more than 6 hours at a time ;-;
I understand though. I will keep you posted on when I actually do have time. Term is starting to pick up already, I spent a good 12 hours at school yesterday.

>>8840525
*hugg*

cheer up pls

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>>8840532
wew so productive
I wish I could even spend 12 minutes on anything unirelated =_=
well, maybe tomorrow Ill actually do something

>>8840529
*hugg*

>>8840533
I wish I could.
Loneliness been getting to me lately I guess.

>>8840546
;-;

i wish I lived in nz so I could come give you hug irl

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>>8840536
Time's a ticking. You seem to have mellowed out since picking up the opis though (as much as it pains me to say), it's probably a good time to start.

Shoot me in my fucking face holy shit it hurts

How do I learn make up from scratch?
I can't help but feel I'll be terrible and look dreadful for the first few months
Also I have grey stubble straight after shaving how do I hide that?

>>8840490
there's a difference between internet sympathy and actual meaningful help
expecting the latter is probably why i burned out on friendship

girls sure are cute

>>8840549
I can't do hugs.
Involves touching and I can't do that.

>>8840569
I don't deserve meaningful help and am to fucked to be able to give it.
I wish I could though.
It might make my life mean something and someone else would be better off.

>>8840569
Dead end

>>8840585
Would you hug us given enough time?

>>8840569
well yeah, i mean it's not practical to expect too much help from people you don't know who live hundreds of thousands of miles away from you, but that's just common sense

>>8840556
orange concealer for the stubble
for the rest, yes you're going to be fucking terrible for the first few months. Put on makeup, then wash it off.
very few people are actually good at makeup when they start
as for learning, try and either find youtube tutorials or ask female friends/family members if you feel comfortable with that. The second is better, but the first is obviously easier.
Buy cheap shit at first. You're gonna be wasting it anyways, so don't spend too much money. Just go to like a drugstore or whatever and get it there.

>>8840580
>tfw you see a girl and you're not sure if you want to be her or be with her

>>8840592
you just get a little bit tired of people telling you 'i wish i could help'

>>8840585
i have issues with touch but it's just that it makes me super uncomfortable
probably the autism!

iktf
some day i'd like to be stable enough to help people
or at least my gf, most importantly

>>8839831
why aren't you using your trip chara ?

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>>8840580
Stop reminding me

>>8840601
Mobile posting my dude still internet outage

>>8840585
what about if you hug me then? does that still make you uncomfortable?

>>8840608
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok I think I'm not drunk anymore.

going to drink some v8 so i stop trembling and i have a date in 30 minutes lmao.

why do I sabotage myself so?

is it weird if I want a gf that's 10 years older than me

Faye isnt here
she must be getting fucked by her gfs brother

>>8840619
Sass is an odd

>>8840616
Lia is an gay

>>8840613
Charanon is a Jewish

>>8840608
Banan is a straight ((((gay)no)yes)UGH)

>>8840625
Somewhat

>>8840625
nah
i mean, i wouldn't specifically chase older people, but i fell in love with a girl ten years older than me a long while back
she hates me now though :)

>>8840629
I'm not jewish

>>8840632
Jew wish you weren't

>>8840625
yes, because it implies you want a mother, not a girlfriend

>>8840631
Hey let's be friends

>>8840635
Jew are going to wish you were dead jew

>>8840636
mommy gf

>>8840638
i'm really burnt out on friends, famanon
all i need is love~

>>8840629
>Lia is an gay
No i'm not wtf???

>>8840589
Hopefully.

>>8840595
I have more than issues, like panic attacks and freaking the fuck out when someone bumps into me.

>>8840614
Yeah..

>>8840625
Depends on how old you are, the older you are the less an age difference like that matters.
Like 16 and 26 is fucked up.
But if you meet someone 10 years older than you when you in like, your 20s, I guess it wouldn't be that bad for some people.

>>8840644
im 20

>>8840642
Ok I love you let's get married

>>8840644
hugg
that sucks :S
poor sweet allie~

>>8840644
>Like 16 and 26 is fucked up.
why ?

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>brush teeth
>puke all over bathroom sink from pain

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>>8840629
Banan is a frustrated and sexually repressed that associates feeling attraction towards women with being male.

>>8840649
sorry anon i'm mono

>>8840654
its ok 2 be gay (its actually encouraged)

>>8840644
>Like 16 and 26 is fucked up.
Nah, 16 and 26 is fine. Especially if it's a mature 16 year old and an immature 26 year old

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>>8840654
Pic related has had more girls than you or I combined. Does that make her male?

>>8840629
what's an odd?

Repression kicks ass till it stop working lalallalala

>>8840651
It literally defines pedophilia

>>8840640
>Going to
Jokes on you, I already do!

>>8840643
Oh heck I'm wrong I'm sorry

>>8840644
Yeeeah

>>8840654
Noooooooooooooooo banan is a good smart cookie not cookie who will someday soon realise that gay is okay

>>8840663
You. You're odd

>>8840660
>>8840651
kys pedos

>>8840652
why don't you go to a doc? don't you have access to like "painkillers"

>>8840668
>>8840670
being 16 is not being a child. God trannies can be so stupid.

>>8840644
:c

I hope you can hug eventually, its really nice and comforting.

>>8840660
16 and 26 is weird as fuck, 16 year olds are dumb as shit

>>8840669
>sass is odd
um thanks I guess. It's not like I do it on purpose. are ypu odd as well?

>>8840660
Trip on Faye

>>8840662
No but she also probably wasn't born one and probably doesn't have memories strongly associating attraction to women with a previous life.

>>8840672
The average 20 year old is still mentally a child. What does that say about a 16 y/o

>>8840625
That's hot.

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>>8840672

>>8840668
I think you might want to recheck your definition of pedophilia, anon

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i'm just going to leave this here

>>8840647
I guess?
You're both adults, it's just really teen + adult that is weird.

>>8840650
*hugg*
ty

>>8840651
The brain is nowhere fully developed, teen + adult is just weird.

>>8840660
Na

>>8840669
<3

>>8840673
Yeah..
I used to like them very much..

>>8840677
when do I stop being mentally a child

hugg elann
>>8840683
turkey is good now

very important pls vote!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13893941

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>>8840671
I did, somehow that doesn't magic away broken jaw pain

>>8840685
nineTEEN allie.
19 yo are teens.
Would you consider it weird that a teen (19) and an adult get together ?
Brain isn't fully developped until 25 yo approximately.

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>>8839823
Delete this NOW!!

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the real way to stop pedophile is to make sex always illegal at any age

>>8840689
poll anon on point as always

>>8840675
Odd is fun. We are very odd

>>8840644
>as you're older age doesn't matter
ok I just went out with this girl and we had tons in common and we talk all the time and we held hands and kissed and then she was all weird about communication between us and I had to brake it off because she was too intense.

And that's the last time I'm dating anyone under 30.

>>8840669
Dummy.

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>>8840554
ya I havent had any breakdowns in the last 1-2 weeks, it definitely makes things easier

>>8840689
ally x faye otp

Open the gatesss honhood awaits

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>>8840687
"In the last decade, a growing body of longitudinal neuroimaging research has demonstrated that adolescence is a period of continued brain growth and change, challenging longstanding assumptions that the brain was largely finished maturing by puberty [1–3]. The frontal lobes, home to key components of the neural circuitry underlying “executive functions” such as planning, working memory, and impulse control, are among the last areas of the brain to mature; they may not be fully developed until halfway through the third decade of life"
Sowell ER, Thompson PM, Holmes CJ, et al. In vivo evidence for post-adolescent brain maturation in frontal and striatal regions.Nature Neurosci.1999;2:859–61.

>>8840698
yay! odd IS fun. I always enjoy your posts. :)

>>8840691
Looks like you built up your tolerance. Take more.

>>8840693
I'm pretty sure they're trolling. Nobody can be that stupid in $current_year

>>8840696
wait a minute, that doesn't stop pedophilia, only child molestation

>>8840689
What the fuck yo.

>>8840693
I say once you're 20 you can do whatever the fuck you want.
The idea of teen anything with someone 20+ just seems wrong.

This conversation is making me cry I'm going to stop watching for a little while

>>8840700
Yeah I'm a dummy pls no bully

>>8840705
Thank you

>>8840702
Stop.