a lifestyle change edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• What the fuck is this https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
last thread: >>8832091
nim thread
>>8833476
gone
>>8833466
LMAO that picture
Reminder that Commander-san is waifu material.
>>8833487
oh, wrong trip?
Can i get a link to parrothitlers server?
>>8833491
A new mommy appearers!
>can't get discounted spotify account anymore
>tfw can't get the bundle with hulu in it for $4.99 either because they do more than check if you have a .edu account
life is suffering
Also I still haven't written this 5 year plan partly because they took the sheet with the stuff to consider before I left the last time for some stupid reason. So now I have to sort of wing it
something like
>full time by early 2018
>before I do I will discuss everything with HR at whatever company I'll be working for
>laser treatments and orchi by end of 2018
>paperwork for name/gender change whenever possible (birth state requires SRS for birth certificate change even though I don't live there anymore)
>support network is currently my mom, my bf, and my therapist but I'm willing to go to group meetings at LGBT center (lol yeah right)
>try to hold down stable job and stay in the area
>possible SRS by 2022
>any other surgeries will be considered once I have been on hrt long enough (BA, FFS)
Liar Game has a pretty cool tranny character.
>>8833372
I love this image
>>8833466
>tfw didn't notice the "C++ EZ" book on the dresser
lel
>>8833466
WHY THIS PICTURE IS SO ACCURATE GOD DAMN IT!
>>8833504
Its dead
>>8833454
>half
A cuck baby then too poofy to live among real Scots
>>8833515
The weather is 10/10 today
>>8833505
mommy me~
>>8833535
I cant mommy
>>8833526
If you can even call what you do up there "living".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>>8833527
It could be improved with snow desu.
>>8833541
why not.
your name contains milk. cant be much more mommy
>>8833525
Still want a link
>>8833550
Idk why I chose that name but I like mommies, I'm not a mommy though
>>8833548
>Snow
Rain*
>>8833557
put the mommies in the bag, oneechan
>>8833559
>Rain
Snow*
If my hips and shoulders exchanged sizes I'de be pretty cute.
>>8833563
I think I've heard that line in an animu.
>>8833546
That's just cause your not acclimatised
THe area I live in is heaven compared to londons most mild crime district
You're a shithole mate painted with glitter
>>8833566
>Snow
Wind and Rain*
Does the diaper poster still post here?
Is she still needing of a muscle diaper daddy?
>>8833577
yes he still posts.
>>8833601
based
The one person ive ever agreed with online
>>8833505
Nope.
>>8833577
Diaper...
Muscle...
Daddy...
gib
>>8833610
I'm always super jelly of hair like yours. It's thin but it can be shaped into something, mine just falls down so I get to choose between bangs to hide forehead or just super long and hide most of the face.
>>8833619
My hair's not really that thin.
>>8833610
mommies for life you cuck
>>8833576
Stop that ;_;
>>8833627
oh, the friz made it seem like thin hair, I didn't mean it as thinning out just the type.
Black eyeliner is a really bad idea if you happen to have a brow bigger than usual, doesn't it make your eyes look a feet bellow your face?
>>8833645
>doesn't it make your eyes look a feet bellow your face?
Not really. I don't use mascara any my complexion is super clear, so all it does is give my eyes some definition.
>>8833627
hey charlotte, post feet
>>8833636
>Fog
>Wind blowing against the walls
>Rain against the window
>Listening to/watching it all while cozy inside
I love September and October
>>8833577
ohi i already have a big tall strong 6'4" daddy tho
:<
>>8833658
post feet charlotte
>>8833663
do you like thunderstorms too?
>>8833661
Nope, I'm dealing with a fungal infection that I've neglected for probably years now, so my nails are gross. Maybe in a few weeks.
>>8833673
They're my favorite
>>8833676
fine, i'll be waiting
>>8833676
can you show me your dick on discord then
you basically implied id get it like a week ago
>>8833691
Fuck off.
>>8833684
K, have fun. You'll be waiting until mid-october though.
daddy daddy daddy buy me alcohol
>>8833701
but i like you...
>>8833610
Why is that boy giving the finger?
>>8833677
same
I wish I had someone to enjoy them with
>>8833663
I love fog. I used to make a late night munchie run through a field that would often fog over and I loved the blurred lights in the distance and how every few steps you could feel changes in the ambient temperature.
>>8833673
>>8833677
I wish we had more of them... They are very rare :/
>>8833713
One day, Anon
>>8833706
is buying smokes and alcohol part of age play? I can imagine a handful of scenarios but it sounds hard to implement as a standard thing.
Guess dat ass
>>8833728
im not 21 i just want alcohol to stop feeling dead
>>8833743
alcohol makes you feel more of what you had for a while and then you feel bad and can't sleep more than a few hours at a time. it's not like liquid legal pot.
>>8833712
Because fuck off.
>>8833711
Cool. You're still not getting a dick pic.
>>8833753
Why is that boy so unkempt?
Do i have potential to pass? Im 18 and a month into spiro so i know its early. But do i have a solid starting point? Im only wearing light mascara, nothing else.
>>8833760
Too fat to pass.
>>8833760
ur fat
the only feature that stands out is wide nose
if you lost weight maybe more things stand out, who knows
>>8833753
how about a webm of you dancing like an idol?
>>8833760
no one can judge starting points, it's not a one to one process. even less with a picture, if you're trying to get the best look possible then it won't show all the calls you have and if you take the worst one everyone will think you're done for.
And if you plan on staying here for a while remember someone will use your old pics to insult you sooner or later.
>>8833765
I kinda figured. But weight can be fixed so thats good i guess.
>>8833769
Fair enough.
>>8833753
you are so fierce.
>>8833782
a true wild stallion
>>8833769
Sorry, Im trying to keep up an appearance that I don't know any k-pop choreography.
>>8833796
I remember being young and pretending I didn't know the hare hare yukai.
>5 year plan is like 95% stuff on year 1 and 2
I don't know what the fuck to expect I'll be doing in 2020
I could kms by then, life is way too volatile
>>8833820
I remember being young too, and I'll continue pretending as an adult.
Should I put on weight before or after I transition.
>>8833841
Make plans based on where you hope and want to be, not where you will be. Plans are just plans, not futures.
I cant believe im 26 my lifes over omg
No job skills no money or diploma...
These next years will be tough
>>8833841
make some bullshit up yo
>>8833855
You should stay skinny from start to finish.
post some sad music, mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY
>>8833865
But doesn't it help with breast or weight distribution or something
>>8833855
The difference is pretty tiny unless you take months of gain loss before starting. Fat cells will move around at the same speed more or less, it depends on your genetics and metabolism. You should keep a steady diet once you start because you'll consume more callories going through a second puberty. Being underweight during hrt will slow or stop brest growth and could make you grow hair faster (in our case that includes facial hair) since that's what happens to normal afab humans.
>>8833871
Ah. I've been eating a ton recently trying to put on weight... I'm starting to feel bad.
>>8833869
https://youtu.be/kUzBQbajbvQ
Sorry, did you say sad or depressing?
>>8833857
>>8833861
This is what I have right now
I don't know if they want more but this seems good enough. Maybe a bit more on 4 or 5
>>8833870
NO ONE WANTS A FAT COW! Stay thin. Stay cute.
>>8833869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg
>>8833876
As always, it depends on your particular body. Loosing weight on T is easier than without it, but the worst it can mean is that you'll have more of a frontal belly at the start. If anything it will help hide your ugly starter pack tits, you can say you're just fat.
>>8833889
male skellies look male, dummy.
it's better to be a second class woman than an obvious diel dude with tits.
>>8833876
But are you eating enough?
>>8833893
>male skellies look male, dummy.
THIS
if you're mtf you'll probably look like fuckign shit if you try to be "thin"
>>8833885
That's a lot of shit for only 5 years.
>>8833899
my dick holy shit
>>8833899
ideal weight.
I approve
>>8833903
i can't imagine how hard you get looking at pictures of emaciated jews in auschwitz
>>8833901
Is it?
I wasn't sure if they only wanted transition-related stuff so I tried to fill in each year with at least a couple related and unrelated stuff
I just don't want the IC clinic to think I'm unprepared even though I've been on hrt for 16 months now from a different doctor
>>8833907
Ideal weight for a twink maybe.
All of yous need fat in the right places.
>>8833909
rock diamonds since i know theyre all emaciated because of ally bombing of supply lines and not of 'gas that was never found that somehow killed 6 million people'
>be closet tranny
>pc is forcibly put in the living room in a corner somewhere so that i'm not in my room all day
>sister introducing new bf to family while i'm on my pc
>sister comes stand behind me and loudly proclaims:
>>lol anon why is your name "[girlname]" in that shooting game? that's so weird!!
hmmmmmm
>>8833913
I dont really drink anymore, but I moved up to opis
we havent moved yet, and it looks we re stuck here for at least a few more months. maybe longer
>>8833918
thats will never happen if I dont get rid of male fat distribution somehow.
>>8833926
I get free stuff
People go easy on me
I want female players to feel comfortable
>>8833928
I'm not really a drug person, aren't opis on the same field as benzos? shouldn't you be avoiding them like the plague?
Did you try weed after all?
And why would you have male distribution? You literally don't have the body part that makes testosterone.
>>8833926
what is it with girls and trannies and making their usernames their actual name or shit like "princess girly name"
every other nigga just has some actual random alias
not often do i see some dude who just goes by "brian"
>>8833931
i hate myself and i need validation for my identity
>>8833930
>I get free stuff
>People go easy on me
this is actually the sole reason i transitioned
the door into my office building is hard to open but now all the men hold it open for me
successful plan desu
>>8833930
opiates arent really benzos, but theyre pretty strong.
I didnt try weed, I simply dont have access. low grade painkillers are easier to get here
I dont know why, I just know that if I gain weight I dont get thighs or chest or butt, I only get belly.
shit genes probably.
>>8833916
I am going to be realistic here.
Once you go down the tranny path, you become a lot more unemployable which means that a lot of your financial goals get pushed back. Way, way back. So credit card debts, your own flat, surgeries are out.
I doubt you will be able to go full-time in, what, 6 months.
I also doubt you are going to achieve that much of a weight loss.
Finding friends is going to be a lot more difficult on account of you being a tranny. On the upside you might not have that much trouble giving your bp a workout.
The rest, especially purchasing a house, are fairy tales.
>>8833928
Maybe you could hit the gym. Just look at Arnold.
>>8833944
ily so much sister
ples be happy
>>8833947
gyms here are full of sandpeople and they cost money which I dont have
>>8833952
booo <3
>>8833947
>Once you go down the tranny path, you become a lot more unemployable which means that a lot of your financial goals get pushed back. Way, way back. So credit card debts, your own flat, surgeries are out.
>>8833931
I always liked using random common names as webhandles. People assume you're just a dumb normie and fall right into your trap.
>>8833934
What if you find it arousing to be helped by other people?
>>8833944
females have beer bellies too.
any lump of fat is much more disgusting from your own angle than other's. I used to date a girl with a really attractive fat butt, because I like that stuff; and while all the realistic issues it had became evident once the hot underwear and form fitting stuff stopped it affected her self esteem much more than my attraction to her. In general you either feel your issues much harder than outsiders or you are an asshole.
Is your bf okay with you taking that? is he trying to keep you bellow abuse?
>>8833971
you can always become a camwhore.
or a litter whore.
or sell your organs.
come on, people are poor because they are scared. just sell half your children as food for the rich.
>>8833972
>females have beer bellies too.
my body looks anorexic, I just have a fat tummy and Idk what to do against that. I am barely normal weight at like, a BMI of 19. people tell me I look overweight in pictures. but I swear I am not. it makes me so sad. I am not sure if I should start starving again tebeha
>Is your bf okay with you taking that?
ya I dont have direct access. hes keeping the pills, and managing my intake.
>>8833944
Hi phien. You should definitely try weed sometime, it's a much nicer high at least for sleeping and forgetting about the shit than opis.
>>8833931
I know plenty of dudes who use some variation of their irl name in games, especially in mmo's. There's literally a guy called Brian with a character called Brian in my former raiding guild. Also as a girl with a girl name you get free shit.
>>8833977
>or sell your organs.
I hate this meme. You actually make fuckall selling your organs. It's the traffickers that make the big bucks, you make marginally more than the schmuck that wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a cut on their side.
>>8833977
>camwhore
not attractive
>litter whore
what
>sell your organs
my organs are on the verge of failing as is
>>8833958
hiiii
im really tired and dizzy
are you okay?
>>8833982
I cant get it. Ive no access
>>8833989
yee
still comfortably high
>coworker tells me i look like a thinner kristoff from frozen
Thanks for ruining my self-esteem forever
>>8833971
There, there. Maybe you can become a transbian.
I heard transbians are great software developers.
>>8833466
Jesus that pic speaks volumes
>>8833899
Is it just me or does the right nipple look inverted
>>8833980
I tell you you're overweight just to fuck with you
You dumb ano fuck
>>8833996
Programming isn't really my thing, I'd rather be in ecological preservation research, some sort of chemical engineering, or medicine R&D.
>>8833980
>my body looks anorexic, I just have a fat tummy and Idk what to do against that.
>I am barely normal weight at like, a BMI of 19. people tell me I look overweight in pictures.
Are you me? I got the exact same problem. I've been trying to work out to get muscles on my butt and thighs but they still look skinny.
>>8833991
Yeah I heard ya but if the opportunity arises and stuff..
>>8833999
How do you get friends to hang out with tho as a tranny? I go to uni but after a year I still haven't found any friends or even acquaintances there.
>>8834003
multiple people said that
doesnt matter why anyone said it, the point is theyre right.
>>8834013
BMI of 19=skinny
BMI of 21=perfect
>>8834008
The only irl friend I have I met on lgbt
>>8834024
15: perfect
16: skinny
17: average
18: chubby
19: fatfuck
at least with my distribution
>>8834013
You need to stop being so crazy Eugenia Cooney.
>>8833991
im glad
im p sure you need to be high 24/7
or almost
>>8834031
anorexia is not attractive
>>8834032
thats not how it works
>>8834037
what does this mean
>>8834031
Im 19,6 guess im fat too huh
https://youtu.be/fCunxf-7Ay4?t=3m19s
>tfw drunk on vodka and thinking bout my first kiss last week with my bf
>tfw alcohol makes my butt feel relaxed
feels funny
>>8834043
we can be landwhales together
>>8834040
I am not either, so it fits, doesnt it
>>8834041
you're always so sad sister
the longer youre riding a buzz the better until you feel better
kinda wish i was in ur place tho
i need booze in me
>>8834031
15=A fleshy stick
>>8834050
ya thats true :3
>>8834013
The best thing about chubby & fat chicks is that no matter where you squeeze em, it all feels like titties.
>>8834041
>thats not how it works
That's exactly how it works. Whenever you try to do something others tell you is self destructive, you remember that you are crazy and that others know better and you listen to them.
If you did that earlier maybe all of this mess could have been avoided.
>>8834044
Stop being such an annoying fag.
>>8834062
That begs the question - why is no one squeezing you, you swedish meatball? You're tits all around.
>>8834062
>wanting to squeeze mound of fat and not strong pecs and male core muscles
this is why being gay is awesome
also im sure being cummed in gave me some kind of androgen boost cause all my lifts are up
>>8834067
drunk on vodka, test flowing through my vein, the favor of the gods shining on me?
i think not
i am on top of the world
i fucking made it
>>8834067
Id rather do drugs and harvest what little happiness I can get out of life this way.
Should I just update Year 1 to be "kill myself" and leave every other year blank
>>8834074
Is this what happens when you reach a new plane of AGP? That you fantasize about being a man?
>>8834082
im only a man in the gym and daily life
when im with him
i am a submissive protected boy
ahhh, military men. is there anything greater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgz1kiQ0NUM
>>8834082
Amy is going to be Caitlyn Jenner 2.0
I wish i had weed atm
It usually eases the dysphoria
>>8834100
Same.
>>8834087
that only happens when you go the hetero route or are a weird transbien
if you acknowledge healthily your desires for men, there no point being a girl when you can get a bf as a male
pseudodysphoria neutralised by coming out of the closet
>>8834096
nah i feel plenty good when im submissive and getting fucked up my ass by his monster cock
my petname he uses is muscles :3
>>8834108
looooooool
i wish i could blackmail amy with all these embarrasing posts
>>8834096
So you can be just as hated by society, just as unemployable but even more destroyed inside?
>>8834108
This isnt your average agp
This is advanced agp
>>8834100
On Saturday ill go to bfs place
Then ill have weed plus cuddles
Gotta focus on that i guess
another depressive night
We need to start putting in the OP to ignore this retard in case they actually do inspire others to detransition with their idiocy. Nobody cares if you want to ruin your own life but stop going out of your way to fuck up others.
should I get a poison outfit and surprise my bf one day? they make wash out pink hair dye right?
>stressing out about finding affordable office appropriate clothing in tall sizes
>"Maybe your sister has some old clothes you can wear"
>She's a size 22
mfw
>>8834113
>be me
>yesterday
>workout
>finish bodyweight dips exercises
>go to the seated dips machines because i like to do as much as possible
>two twinks using it
>struggling with 30kg for even 5 reps
>i go on
>95kg maxed out for 3 sets of 12 reps
>they stare at me like im some sort of god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDc3kF2pAT0
this is why i do what i do
power over others, objective quantifiable superiority
with only one special man worthy of bringing down into submission and calming my rage
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK ZYZZ BRAH
Be 26
6 ft
Kind of soft features, face could look ok outside of nose
Mpb
Nice legs
Hands, shoulders and bones not big for height
Hairy.
Still worth a shoot?
>>8834146
I used to repress too, doesn't make wanting to be a girl go away
>>8834108
>nah i feel plenty good when im submissive and getting fucked up my ass by his monster cock
Riiiight.
>>8834122
If you are still going to end up "destroyed inside" why go through all that hardship in the first place?
Why the HRT, the surgeries, the scorn, the pain you put your family through, etc.?
>>8834146
Oh man, I think we are in for another meltdown.
>>8834152
You've got to be a girl. I wouldn't.
>>8834152
you never aquired a bf
you never quit HRT sucessfully, you never found another way
you stewed in failed heterosexuality
mastered the perfect synergy of submission and masculinity within public and private life
but me, i have a bf who treats me like a cute lil bun but yet encourages and praises my training and testement to perfection of the male form
i am the perfect hybrid, free to walk between both worlds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWKFSrjSbI
>>8834153
i am drunk on vodka and my dopamine receptors are firing like fuck listening to trance
i am in bliss
RELEAASE YOURSELF
amy show me ur gains brah
>>8834163
still doesnt make wanting to be a girl go away
>>8834182
there on my phone , too drunk to transfer, theyve been posted plenty
>>8834146
i hope to Jesus Christ, Saint Joseph and the Virgin Mary that this isn't Amy.
>>8834187
Transitioning wouldn't either.
>>8834193
catch up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ZyeWjJF7A
>>8834200
it does if it's a successful transition with the surgeries and all so you no longer feel dysphoric
>>8834201
hydra 9.
Only real posters will remember this....dont @me
>>8834193
it is
she's bloody mental
probably breaking down within a year though :3
quite pathetic too how she's STILL HERE *every day* despite being a self-proclaimed MAN
>>8834212
Can confirm. My dysphoria is almost entirely gone now, and it has made staying alive much less of a burden.
>>8834212
Tfw still need SRS and bigger boobs to defeat dysphoria
>>8834217
you imply it like this place is like some tranny dimension
your not special
your a general like any other
although gaygen is more comfy
i just love the drama and bullying
>>8834226
>bigger boobs
How big is big enough?
>>8834231
Partly. Being at peace with your body is just as important, though, if not more...
>>8834236
>Partly.
Then like I said transitioning won't stop my dysphoria.
>Being at peace with your body
Then I don't need to transition to stop my dysphoria.
>>8834220
That gives me hope, vague hope but still hope.
>>8834226
FFS, SRS and tiddy & hip implants for me. I basically have to hope that some rich relative kicks the bucket otherwise I won't make it in time. Also facial hair removal but I need some new technology for that one, the current ones dont work on me.
>>8834236
I hear this a lot but how is it actually done? Is it some self-deception psychology meme or does it get better with treatment and surgeries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRvEwXDxz_I
its shame im out of vodka
but i do have to train tommorow
DO DOD DODODODODO DODODODOOD DO
>>8834233
Big enough to fit my my frame
>>8834246
>Big enough to fit my my frame
That's gonna have to be pretty big.
>>8834243
I'm not sure. For me, one day, it just clicked. Last day of the year, streets crowded, I was dressed sharply for the new year's party and people were making way and I could feel the looks on me. Felt like I was on a runway and it was totally glorious. After that, I could look at myself in the mirror without feeling bad.
>chestlet
>hiplet
>lanklet
>tfw the only way to pass is to replace 80% of my body with silicone
>>8834244
tfw no money for booze...no money for anything...
>>8834252
Well my underbust is 32 and bust is 35
>>8834228
hi amy
don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about
you've broken before and you will break again
xoxo
- anon
I love my bf so much he makes my heart flutter
>tfw when he rolls over in bed and wraps his arm around me and pulls me into him
>>8834251
What are some good ab exercises? I've been doing some yoga lately and I think it's helped but I need another cardio I can do. Can I somehow combine bicycles and abs?
>>8834255
Damn that does sound nice. Maybe finding some friends would make me feel less repulsive now that I think about it? It's a social transition with my budget after all, not physical.
>>8834260
Buy less ketamine.
>>8834262
Good luck on getting big ass tiddies.
>>8834273
Yeah, going out and socializing is a good way to feel better about yourself.
>>8834142
Did you get the job?
>>8834273
For abs, mostly planks. No crunches, those are bad for you.
>>8834268
I got a protective bf to defend me
things becomes a lot easier when you had a man penetrate and ejaculate inside you
That's literally all womanhood is when it boils down to it, boom skipped to the boss level and beat the game, is that it?
>>8834293
ah yes because you didn't break down last time you had a bf :3
:p
>>8834293
He's not your bf.
He's your handler.
Do you have a boyfriend yet, /mtfg/?
If no they why not?
>>8834294
That was pre physical intimacy and virginity loss
>>8834298
Hot, I've said I want him to collar me and put me on a leash
>>8834256
on the upside, some people should extract part of their bodies to pass, so you have a better hand :^)
>>8834273
planks are easy, fast and give results sort of fast (like, initially you can notice the difference, after a while you'll stabilize and stuff like every excercise).
https://68.media.tumblr.com/0de7e5cf66261ebffa419461923870cf/tumblr_inline_oopv7uJTpE1r5ight_540.png
>>8834275
STOP WASTING SOAP YOU COW!!
>>8834275
obviously fake boobs are obviously fake.
>>8834300
no.. why?
turns out autism isn't as cute irl as it is online
>>8834305
>Hot, I've said I want him to collar me and put me on a leash
Like a good little girl.
>tfw you remember a man has cummed inside you bareback
Teehee I'm such a poofter
Why would i get a bf right now? Wouldnt it be like super awkward? Im still boymode so id have to get a guy who is into guys, but then would they still want me while im transitioning? Wth either you are fulltime and have a bf or dont right?
>>8834319
No like a good male pup
>>8834317
Of course they are fake. The possibility of growing up tits that can cover male chest on HRT is almost nil.
>>8834318
when you are socially trained as a female you can make autism cute, but male autism is really different.
everything is filtered by your context, the same action is read differently and develops in different ways according to it.
>>8834322
I didn't read bare and it sounded like a better memory.
>>8834323
you can get a provisional one and upgrade accordingly when he gets mad that you gave up the middle ground look.
Thrown rubber training knife, 3 meters
>>8834334
> ASSUMING I'M MALE SOCIALLY...REEEEE
but no i kind of get guys...but i'm always way too shy so they cuddle with me giggle at me being a retard and try to fug me but they never re-call me. I wonder if i bore them : /
:b
>>8834337
But...that sounds kind of really stupid..sorry for being a total romantic ;-;
>>8834287
Not yet, I need interview clothes first!
is there a way to feel like youre loved even if nobody loves you and youre useless
>>8834339
I just couldn't remember the wording to say growing up as a female, was it female socialized?
>>8834345
yeah, telling you to get provisional mates was super romantic from me.
You can go for an open minded friend with benefits. Like, they know you are transitioning, they are cool with being your friend through it, and you ocassionally fuck as a friendly activity.
>>8834346
buy them at hot topic
>>8834353
give money to streamers and patreons that include group chats with supporters.
>>8834354
pmuch gender neutral socialization. Preferred hanging out with women but too much anxiety 2 do anything. So i socialized with absolutely nothing lol, but since i accepted being trans and stopped repressing it'd be female over socializing as a neutral NEET
I NEED MY BFS BIG THICK PENIS INSIDE ME
I WANNA BE BUTTFUCKED AGAIN
I NEED IT
I NEED HIS SPERM INSIDE ME
I NEED TO BE HIS FUCKTOY
I NEED HIS COCK
SPARTAN IS A GOOD BOY
Heh, it's the first game of the nfl season...don't care about football much but there's alot of horny guys on /sp/ and infinite threads to derail to boost my self esteem.
> devilish
benis and breasts
How does /mtfg/ hair? I currently have a shitty ugly style, and I'm not sure how to put it. Hair's ALMOST shoulder length and pretty curly. So for inspiration, what do you all do?
>>8834361
Oh, I've been assuming you were Robin and her parental situation was a pretty big influence.
>>8834368
It will never be special (unless it is specially bad, of course), it's just a fun thing that makes you feel a lot of things. Seeing it as something you have to deal with or that will change you in any way is just a bad aproach.
I mean, I'm pretty open with it and I get that other people are different and it's all cool. I'm not trying to tell you how to feel. You'll eventually do it, and do it again and with other people, and you'll be the same person through it. So don't worry too much about making the first time particularly anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdN2TO8ktEg
This video perfectly sums up why I browse mtfg
Is it gay if you kind of love when the plug pushed past the wide part and pops inside of you?
Asking for a friend
>>8834404
Professor Faye, Anal Adventurer, M.A.
>>8834404
bf told me no more anal play on my own, said only thing allowed in me is his tongue or his cock
>>8834392
It wont change me as an person i hope..but i was always the type to only so it with real emotions..i can't/couldnt hook up with just anyone..and even then i was in the passive position uwu
Sorry i really can't help it ..
>>8834404
Spartan loved that moment the first time it happened
My Brain: omg I'm such a faggot teehee, we enjoy buttplugs
You're so gonna end up with a bf
>>8834404
When an action could be done by either a gay male or a female it is automatically accounted as a female action unless a field effect currently active sets it otherwise. All fiend type monsters gain 1000ATK
>>8834364
i swear I'm going to go to scotland and kidnap you and inject you with estrogen
>>8834415
SAme
>>8834423
You can try
>>8834420
Did you end up going from testing it out tenitively to going up two sizes and sticking it on the shower wall and fucking yourself
For a friend still
>>8834417
I don't see the problem with being the passive position, are you hoping to use your gt?
You can approach guys while remaining passive, it's not as if the average woman just waited until the guy she likes makes a move.
>>8834425
My bf likes it when I'm so tight I kinda hurt on his dick
>>8834421
Well obvious I had a trap card in play
>>8834421
has yugioh gotten more popular lately or youtube just wants to make me think so?
>>8834432
I mean i had a few relationships, but when talking about sex it was only if both of us had rather strong feelings for each other..
Of course i could hook up with people that's less of a problem..i think <//<
>>8834441
how do i get your nudes in private?
i really want your nudes
>>8834392
i'm the black robin
>>8834449
Gay bro
>>8834431
Yes
Vibrating buttplugs, to thrusting dildos and whatnot all up to taking my bfs 8 inch monster cock and moaning in a helpless effeminised version of my normal voice and telling my daddy he's fucking me so deep
Mmm...fuck I love homosexuality
Cease this faggotry!
>>8834440
Mine fucked me so hard my legs didn't work and I was whimpering like a pup
I fucking love it
The one man who puts me in my place <3
>>8834455
all things aside, it's impressive how young in general you look.
>>8834415
>tfw someone puts their tounge in your ass
>>8834458
Pot meet kettle
Also make your bed
>>8834455
i dont give a fuck
i want to see you naked with your tongue out
how do we make this happen
>>8834465
I'm allowed to be a fagget, and I made my bed hours ago senpai.
>>8834459
same, my daddy got me a leash even
>>8834430
omg did you just "what's up brah" me?
>>8834431
hot
>>8834463
pic related
>>8834471
Good nighties to you o/
>>8834471
Then clean your room
>>8834472
Oh fuck! Cute
Mine is super aggressive and dominant
I love it
He forces my back into the correct fucking posture
I wanna be his perfect lil pup
amy disgusts me
>>8834488
Good nighties to me then uwu
>>8834492
Goodnight buddi :D
>>8834506
im talking about short-term nudes here
why cant you just be a good girl
>>8834490
Lick a pussy you homophobic transbian
Just cause I get to be bred and you don't
need mommy faye to make me feel smol
>>8834506
It is homo when your a boy
Fuck my dick gets so hard thinking of being pressed up against his body
Mmm men
this is why no one likes you faggots. stop posting your trans shit on /v/
>>>/v/389592978
>>>/v/389592978
Can I sniff your guys feet?
i want to feel love from someone
>>8834520
we aren't particularly pro traps, like you have some people just like everywhere else but very few here feel happy being wants to be a boy that looks like a girl but is totally a boy. It's usually the other way around.
>>8834524
I love you anon and I want you to be happy.
>>8834523
sure
>>8834481
wow same, bf likes my back arched as we fug
>>8834526
keep your faggot tranny attention whores on your own board.
>>389599375
Spartan is a meme. Like literally.
>>8834531
Its still really exciting when he puts it in
>>8834536
You don't say
>>8834534
if people could control their boards /v/ wouldn't be such a shithole.
>>8834534
>newfag can't crossboard link
>>8834551
>/v/
>expecting anything but underage reddit
>>8834542
yeah every time I see or feel my bra cock I get hard as diamonds which is weird because since I stopped masturbating many many months ago my penis lost it's shape and is super straight and curved up a bit, like the perfect trap clitty, it's also really really bendy now, I can fold it in half while hard
>>8834554
>bra
bfs*
god damn my new phones autocorrect, sure it can charge wireless but god damn it's a pos
any football fans in here?
im a patsfag desu
>>8834554
>bend it in half
That's seems dangerous
I'm glad mine still works, it might be small compared to my bf but at least it's still a manhood
I would be sad if I lost it
>>8834569
Ahh sports are for boys, we're all girls here, move along.
>>8834571
>That's seems dangerous
What's the worst that could happen?
>>8834569
Soccer fan XD
>>8834569
sports is good oprtunity for daddy to invite all his fellow daddy freinds over and have me cook a bunch of food and service them while they watc
>>8834554
>tfw hrt shrunk ur dink duck down to the size of a baby toe and ur bf just bites off ur duck
lole saved alot of money instead of getting a butcher knife penectomy lol
>>8834573
you have to like football (meaning soccer) allie ! Try watching a match sometime.
>>8834571
>That's seems dangerous
naw, it's really really springy, it's like it's not even a dick anymore, I guess 8mg of estrogen for a year and no balls will do that to a cock
>>8834573
>ywn be a cheerleader
>>8834353
Imaginary friend?
tell me about pookie what are her vulnerabilities
challenge
reply to this post with something that makes my heart flutter
>>8834573
no shit, i fucking hate sports so fucking much, I winch when people talk about sports around me, it's like god damn you're a dull bunch of brain dead sheep without an original thought in any of your heads
>>8834596
if u put a diapey on her and stick a paci in her mouth u could probably do anything u want or get her to be the basement baby tranny if u let her life as a mentally retarded adult that likes to be treated as a child baby
>>8834596
TELL ME
>>8834584
god damn penectomies are so hot, something about seeing a cock removed drives me into a drooling monster
>>8834596
her ass is too fat
>>8834604
thats not what i want tell me her vulnerabilities
>>8834509
licking pussy is preddy hot and tasty, especially when you make her moan
>>8834608
she hasn't updated her firefox in ages.
>>8834606
I really love your most extreme things Kayla.
>>8834597
please i need it
>>8834507
You could be in the men's locker room with me as I take my suit off and get into leggings and a tight tshirt with pink trainers
>>8834628
>I just don't get it.
Don't you get excited when there's a goal ? Don't you want your team to win ? Do you at least watch and support nz when there's the world cup for example (I don't even know if they get qualified often though).
>>8834608
that is increadibibly vulnerable thoui u could do anything u want when she is mentally regressed.
>>8834606
yes but how about a penectomy + lobotomy bundle combo to save some money
>>8834633
I want to know her life story
Let me try again:
Be 26
6 ft
Kind of soft features, face could look ok - well not nose
Mpb
Nice legs
Hands, shoulders and bones not to be big for height
Hairy.
Still worth a shoot?
girls make me happy
>>8834637
>Be 26
>6 ft
>Mpb
its too late, 4 years too late from your description
>>8834642
have you actually tried to watch just one match, just one for the full 90 min + additional time.
Reply honestly please.
If you have and you find it boring then I just don't get why you don't get it.
But I have a suspicion that you never actually did that.
>>8834658
Yes, many times.
I was forced to go to live matches as a kid, it was so fucking dull, like I wanted to die.
>>8834656
you make me happy
>>8834663
oh well, to each their own then I guess
i love ness!!!!!!
>>8834657
:((( alcoholism on the wayyu
>>8834669
prove it
>>8834636
just buy her some diapys nd she will tell it
I don't get sports what is so exciting about watching sweaty overweight men throw a ball around and mount each other
>uh but duhh derp durr its strategic and fun and there's a lot of thought involved
>literally 85% of the show is ads that cost like $700 million to air for 30 seconds
>>8834676
i don't want anything to do with her i want emma
>>8834678
>sweaty overweight men mount each other
wtf i love sports now
i think i have accidentally convinced someone on /r9k/ to go on hrt.
i mentioned how i nuked my libido, and he was all like, "hey, that sounds cool, i wanna nuke my libido."
this world of ours, it's crazy i tell you
>>8834678
that's why you need to watch football (by that I mean soccer) 45 min uninterrupted real man sport. Not those fake burger only sports where only they can win cause they are the only ones playing the dumb thing.
i need the emma copy pasta again someone give me it
cuddles beat sex desu, my bf is like a fuzzy teddy bear of love and cuddles and I cry in his arms because he makes me so happy, though it always ruins my eye makeup lol
>>8834606
Estrogen makes you fuckers weird
>>8834674
Look i was mostly meming. MPD is your biggest challenge and that is somewhat fixable. Try getting on finasteride or dutaesteride asap and see how much they help your hair line. If it starts to come back then i would consider transitioning.
>>8834691
That's not any more fun or exciting
Sports are dumb
Stupid men and their testosterone
>>8834690
I mean they probably just couldn't get any and want to nuke their libido so they don't feel the pain.
>>8834695
do you rememeber anything that the copy pasta said i think i might now one
>>8834700
Good advice. I'm worried it would take to much time and i would be ven further on a road to honhoos
>>8834702
to each their own I guess, at least men are rational and enlightened enough not to insult females or (((females))) and their stupid oestrogene that makes them only like shitty boring unfun stuff.
Where were you when transbians were proven to be master race?
>>8834712
I think female dominated hobbies are even more boring and stupid
>>8834704
I've wanted to nuke my libido before in order to stop masturbating. It feels bad when you feel powerless and can't control your sexual urges.
I was also not "getting any" but that wasn't the reason I wanted to nuke my libido.
Emma is a heinous poster who has done the following. (that has been publically posted about, there could be more of this type of behavior in private)
>made a girl commit suicide (admitted by Emma, search for "suicide" and her tripcode on the archive)
>let a girl get raped and then wouldn't let her stay a day later so she could get home (admitted and confirmed 4 threads ago)
>broke multiple people mentally and tried to make them reliant on her (this is what doms do)
>made multiple girls cut her name into themselves (search the archive for "cut" and "emma" in the text box and filename)
>raped a girl (no proof for this yet but many anons have spoken about it, defending rapists and shaming those who have been raped is terrible)
NEW INFORMATION:
>pressured a girl to strip naked on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated (PIC RELATED)
>catfishes people into relationships and then threatens them with suicide if they don't do anything she wants (search for "Emma suicide" on the archive for proof)
>had a mental breakdown and made tons of posts full of fake apologies so she wouldn't be called out for making people commit suicide http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/8689734/#8690686
>said she would never come back and would be nice to everyone (in link above)
>came back in under a month and went back to her old habits (search for her on the archive)
If you have any stories to share of this vicious "person" please share them and do your part to get her to leave for good.
>>8834707
i got it and updated it to be more accurate on her heinous acts, anything i'm missing?
>>8834715
My Cis straight sis study sport sooo
>>8834715
>female dominated hobbies
They don't even have any. Cooking and knitting aside.
And even then for cooking, men are better at it than them.
Anyway don't go thinking your lot is any better than men or women.
>>8834691
>soccer
lmao
have fun with ur ties
and ur boring games
>>8834721
stfu stupid burger
It's the number one sport for a reason dumb murican that can't into real sport
>>8834722
its the number one sport because povertyshits can play easily, silly yuro
>>8834720
>men are better at it
Not everything needs to be a competition
>>8834718
>>pressured a girl to strip naked on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated (PIC RELATED)
That was cis tits idea and IIRC it was because faye was claiming to not be faye and lying about her idenity to get on their discord so they told her to show her tits to prove it wasn't her.
>>8834718
LOL
back at it again
never change nessy
>>8834731
>never change nessy
ironic coming from you LOL
what is carols discord
>>8834732
im sure it'll be fun to read the new stories you make up
make them good okay?
they're interesting
>>8834736
bigdummie#1337
>>8834739
>you make up
i cited all the things you've done
I HATE EMMA
>>8834741
sure you did champ
this isnt the way to my heart you know
you asked what pookie has over you
its not acting like this every time she gets upset
the special kind of love that comes from a mommy gf
>>8834749
I've seen her do it in the thread, everyone has, everyone knows she is fucked and you're the only one who will take her which is hilariously sad
>>8834669
?
>>8834717
I had no libido to nuke lol.
>>8834752
my question is why do you take her when shes basic and boring
buy a fleshlight instead, you'll get the same pleasure and less drama
Looks like the IC clinic will give me progesterone too. Hopefully I can get at least a bit more breast growth
>>8834752
she loves me and hates me at the same time
its very interesting
>>8834756
actually didnt like that character in smash
>>8834758
buy me a fleshlight desu
Ally x Faye OTP
>tfw you accidentally slash open your boy crush's face
>>8834757
you don't like football and you didn't have any libido ...
It explains why you're the way that you are eh ?
>>8834765
escuxe me, me and my daddybear are the only pairin and the best one
Handegg and soccer are both great desu
College football >>>> NFL
Nobody can explain their rabid, fanatical obsession with handegg yet they can't seem to get enough of it
>>8834782
SPORTS
>>8834779
when is he doing the double gun pose for us
>>8834782
its fun
also stats are fun
>>8834779
yes but how tall is he getting
>>8834785
I don't know, you two have chemistry
>>8834765
I ship it desu
Me x My crush OTP
>>8834798
Am I your crush?
me x my non existent mommy gf
>>8834806
oh thtas not him thats just some random masc bear daddy i saw on hm
my bf is just a handsome amazin 6'4" hairy daddy
>>8834816
>tfw you're 6'4" but you're a tranny
>>8834806
how do i not be dumb.....
im 90 iq drooling retard
>>8834816
hes hot as fuck i wish he was my daddy
Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.
Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual tranny you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.
Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)
Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc
Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature
Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you
Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you.............
>>8834820
by letting me buy you things and dump pookie in return
>shoulders too wide to wear proper female sizes
>too slim to hold a backpack properly
life sucks
>>8834824
deal
>>8834821
yeah ty i know my daddy is very hot but he is mine >:(
>>8834820
thats my line (execpt 80iq get it right
>>8834819
:(((( how will u get a bf 14 inchers taller then u
>>8834822
hehe
>>8834829
i said 90 cause im just a bit smarter than you
cause im a better lab runner
>>8834834
tub
>>8834828
readd me
>>8834829
A 7'6" boyfriend? Is Yao Ming single, haha.
>>8834834
well im better at hugging my teddy bear what r u goin to do >:)
i wish i had someone that loved me wtf
All girls out, it's boys swim
>>8834848
wtf me too
>>8834848
I love you anon. <3
>>8834846
got me there....
>>8834822
Um...
>>8834849
I guess we all get to stay then.
>>8834876
me on the raft showing my body off while inside im really scared and insecure
>>8834879
Cistits?
>>8834779
way better with that facial hair and not the stupid goatee
>>8834848
iktf :(
>>8834885
>drowning in a pool 2 feet high
>>8834892
dont underestimamte me
>>8834890
Your cat loves you. It probably dreams about you when it's sleeping
>motherboard arrived today
Oh god hngggg the socket is so big
>>8834921
p-pic??
>>8834921
(AGP) is a high-speed point-to-point channel for attaching a video card to a computer system, primarily to assist in the acceleration of 3D computer graphics.
tfw too stupid to be able to take my hrt pills so daddy has to mix them into my baby bottle milk
:'<
Can faye pass a bowling ball through datass yet?
>>8834921
You're a disgrace Lannü
Cat
>>8834848
Hugg
>>8834822
Don't impersonate sheen, fag
>>8834819
Iktf
>>8834903
Yeah but cats are too stupid to realize humans are not just big cats
Cute mofos tho
>>8834932
Does the bottle have hair on the bottom?
>the tranny hairstyle
>>8834929
:3
>>8834931
P c I e
C
I
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>>8834937
It tru
>>8834946
yeah he makes sure to shoves the the baby bottle all the way in so the medinic hormon gets the deepest into my body quicker
>>8834950
>asrock
ewwwww
>>8834957
What brand should I have gotten? It's the best balance of features and price in the x399 range.
el
an
na
>>8834963
I dunno my asrock board is pretty shitty but its LGA1155 so maybe they're good now...
>>8834948
I have tranny bangs, they're coooool.
>>8834970
What's wrong with it?
I dunno my understanding is that at the high end it almost doesn't matter what brand you buy you're always going to get something with good build quality. Plus Asrock has gotten pretty good over the years.
licc
What did you do in your last life that was so awful that you deserved this life?
sports stress me out too much
i want to turn the game off and go watch yuru yuri but at the same time my brain wont let me
>>8834950
I'm gonna come over there and break your little toy, Elanna
>>8834986
Succ
>>8834999
licc
>>8834988
that painting makes me actually want to die
>>8834992
32 gigs of 3200mhz Corsair RGB quad channel memory is in the mail rn.
>>8834995
You'll have to brutally murder me to get at my computer
>>8834980
I dunno how to get tranny bangs, I'm still at the "hair grown out but never styled" stage
I'm scared I'll fuck it up
why do i get sad every time i get tired
depression is the worst meme
tfw still not on girl pills