Hey faggots. Straight cis male here

>>8831844
Show us your dick and we'll form an opinion

>>8831847
Hard or soft?

Pro-(((breeder))) is a codeword for anti-gay. We must secure the existence of gay people and a future for gay children. Breeden raus!

Can't wait till artificial wombs are perfected and we can send you all where you belong.

>>8831853
Both please.

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>>8831853
Whichever you think is more attractive.

>>8831844
I don't hate you but the people that do congregate on sites like Dumblr. They're fucking annoying.

>>8831844
Probably someone. But compared to the percentage of straight people who hate gay people for being gay it would be like a grain of sand compared to the Earth.

>>8831901
Probably equal if you discount muslims

>>8831915
lol, no.

i bet you live in some liberal secular bubble like california or london or some bullshit. there are plenty enough """christians""" who hate us too. there are even enough off-brand """buddhists""" who hate us to outnumber the comparatively tiny number of straight-hating faggots.

>>8831873
Society has to exclude the minority to help and make it work for the majority. We all have to conform to an extent to live in a civilized world. Society survives on men and women procreating and raising children together. Thats why marriage is the ideal. And this is why christians are hesitant at putting gay marriage on the same pedestle.
Will be interestimg indeed to see how itl play oit with artificial insemination

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Hard (er) noodle

>>8831949
>>8831965
Do you love me now faggets?

>>8831844
no, we hate them just as much as you do

>>8831949
>>8831965
>>8831969
Nice cock. I like the uncut ones so 7/10.

It's a blue board though lol. Better remove the pics before the mods see you.

>>8831949
>>8831965
>>8831969
its perfectly adequate.
nothing to brag about, but nothing to be ashamed about either.
its the kind of dick that requires you to have a pretty decent personality to stand out from the crowd.

>>8832018
Thanks bubba, ill take it.

>>8831935
Waddaya mean by hate? Being against gay marriage or genuine "youre going to hell" hate?

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>>8831844
>Straight cis male here

>>8832043
the latter
imagine growing up and being taken to big full churches full of people nodding along with smug self-righteous smiles on their faces yelling out "AMEN!" and "PRAISE JESUS!" while the preacher gets red in the face and waves his arms around telling everyone how the evil disgusting sodomites are going to hell for preying on the innocent children.

>>8831949
>>8831965
I appreciate a straight man who gives the gays what they want. Thank you sir. Nice cock and it looks like you might be pretty cute in general.

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>breeders in muh safe space

Breeders are all trash that should be incinerated desu

>>8832135
Shut the fuck up. Breeders who show me their cock are always welcome.

Thanks guys. This thread is doing wonders for my ego

Hate is too strong of a word.
I don't hate dogs for licking their ass.
Sure it's gross but it's normal behavior for a dog.

The same goes for savages like you.
Sure you're an inconvenience to us, but we should not hate you for it.

Is this the 4chan equivalent of a straight guy going to a gay bar to get compliments?

>>8831949
gotta say i love you for your lips alone, very juicy. Dick is meh
Also Gay folks aren't exactly the people you can trigger with, well anything really. Try feminists

>>8833156
It certainly is

We don't need hetshits. At all. Even without artificial wombs. Gay men can provide sperm to artificially inseminate lesbians. No hetsex required. Then when the babies are born, boys can be raised by fags and girls can be raised by dykes. Straights have outlived their usefulness and the world will be a better place once their regressive influence has been purged from existence.

>>8832364
>You're an inconvenience to us
>says the genetic dead-end
wew lad

>>8832190
Good point. But the ones who don't should get thrown in the oven desu.

>>8833642
>next step in evolution
>genetic dead end
this YLYL thread now?

>>8833634
So youre gonna gass all 95% of straights?

You're just mentally sound, that's the only difference between us bi people and straight people. I don't know whether gay guys are just like bi guys(mentally unhinge straight guys, who like dick because of some developed paraphila).

I just figured out that I masturbate alot when I have anxiety, and it starts vanilla, then it goes to more gay shit like bbc, cuck shit, forced homosexuality etc sissy shit.

I feel like my sexuality is a mental illness, maybe it has something to do with that I used to feel really ashamed after masturbating when I was a teen, I thought that I was doing something fucked up and morally wrong.

>>8831949
>>8831965
Holy shit shave that hairy wrinkly thing.

Why /pol/ anons have shitty dicks? I thought you guys were alpha aryans.
Fuck, even blacks are beating you guys and I'm not a coalburner.

>>8834022
Darkie with a white dick, how ironic. I'm white and my dick has more contrast than his. And I'm full on /r9kpol/sack 100% straight guy who's done gay shit because I feel for the international jewery tricks. I also don't know were the memes stop and reality begins when it comes the /pol/ lifestyle, well if it's still lulzy then it's worth it.

>>8833987
That's the idea.

>>8833987
That is still an unrealistic goal for now. But at the very least we need to secede from hetshit society and set up our own dual city-states side by side (one gay, one lesbian). The gay city-state provides semen for the lesbian city-state to impregnate themselves and the lesbian city-state provides the unwanted boys for the gay city-state to raise. Apart from that we don't need to deal with one another.

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Snap chat :precome

>>8831844
If you still lurk on this thread looking for an ego boost learn to trim your God damn hair.

>>8832028
are you kidding me? im also a straight cis male but you sound like such a petty articulating pompous fuckhead

>>8835777
I can't tell what this is a picture of. Is it chopsticks up your ass?

>>8835875
>petty articulating pompous asshole
Id hate to considered someone who articulates (express an idea or feeling fluently and coherently.)

>>8831844

Are you from reddit? Are you a regular user of reddit? If so, then yes I hope you doe in excruciating agony.

>>8831844
Nah, unless "who you are" includes /pol/ user

>>8838338
doe lol

>>8838260
yeah you are articulating in a really pompous high horsed way.. you probably get off on it. attempting to cause a straight man stress, in order to make yaself feel good

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>>8838377
i meant to put this gif :-D

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>>8838388

>>8838377
Im not the anon who said anything about your dick. I just feel like you learnt the definition of articulate yesterday, so now you gotta put it into sentences when it doesn't really work. I'm just picking at you, no agenda.

>Straight cis male
>posting dic pics on lgbt

at least admit u are a sissy faggot
>>8831844

>>8838411
>>8838418


that was not me. i just see a lot of this online and find it hilarious :D. i am an 18 year old grown black man, that dick really isnt that impressive if you're trying to cause me stress. i could post a pic of mine and it'd probably look better. swing and a miss.

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>>8838440
BAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>8838455

that doesn't explain me at all as i am mostly into girls and fem. you suck at trying to make people feel bad. im literally laughing right now.

>>8838480
hopefully niggas has a high level of selfcoincidence

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>>8838491
you just suck/fail altogether bruh. if there were less people like you on this earth it'd be a much better place.

>>8838519
touché

>>8831844
No I don't hate you, but if people just let you be you and us be us, then everything will be fine.

>>8838528
tempted to post my dick just to really shut your little pussy ass down lmao

>>8838537
hey thats nicely said man

>>8838583
Post your cocko anyway, funpai

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>>8838583
chill down my nigga
> if there were less people like you on this earth it'd be a much better place.
i said this is true , but u cant go niggering around ;)

How do you know that you're a straight cis man? Maybe you're actually trans and you're just repressing yourself.

>>8831844
me

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>>8831844
>hate
I wish I was straight senpai